Pearchitecture race.
For cooperative fun, try Zombies Ate My Neighbors.
FOOD FAILURE co-op, with bonus dranken shopping run.
I like soccer. I don't get to play it much, even though, according to one friend, I play it like a hoplite.
nasal pharyngeal tubes
I like soccer. I don't get to play it much, even though, according to one friend, I play it like a hoplite.
hard-earned
hard-earned
HA!
There's not a day goes by I don't yell at people "Now you have fucked up!"
I willingly skipped out on a Flight of the Concords concert this past summer. The phantom pains are as severe today as all the previous yesterdays.
There's not a day goes by I don't yell at people "Now you have fucked up!"
How I'm feeling: It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.
I'm graduating with distinction on June 10th. Does that count for anything?
:shrug:I've heard it translated as, "With Highest Honors". Cheers LD.
Meeting someone you know online is nice.
Meeting someone you know online and get along with online is nicer.
Meeting someone you know online and get along with online and finding out you get along in real life just as well is even nicer than that.
Meeting someone you know online and get along with online and finding out you get along in real life just as well, then making out for like four hours... gosh, I don't think they have a word for it.
an anime con with an open bar anywhere
I've seen Ringo Starr too :3
Like any sports game, the only reason to go to a concert is to get drunk and crowd with people who watch the same crap as you do.
My friend Raven is improving her cookie making technique.
MY FRIEND RAVEN MAKES AMAZING COOKIES.
...I'm reluctant to load this thread up with too much "I think my girlfriend is pretty great" stuff because I've always thought that kind of thing was pretty gauche.
My friend Raven is improving her cookie making technique.
MY FRIEND RAVEN MAKES AMAZING COOKIES.
You have a friend named Raven, too? That's... odd. You're in Toronto?
If I'm reading this thread correctly, Thad posted on the boards from an iPhone while out to dinner to talk about how he was having a kebab with a beautiful girl while his girlfriend was out of town.
My friend Raven is improving her cookie making technique.
MY FRIEND RAVEN MAKES AMAZING COOKIES.
You have a friend named Raven, too? That's... odd. You're in Toronto?
St. Catharines. Across the lake from Toronto.
I was reminded that TMOL exists! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1778.msg86963#msg86963)
I finished the first quilt top of the summer and started the second. My black quilt is going to be fucking amazing.
S'why I don't get drunk. Drunk people do stupid things that usually aren't as amusing or clever in retrospect as they seem at the time.
Also: I have never in my life heard of shots of white russians. Generally you only do shots of straight liquor.
S'why I don't get drunk. Drunk people do stupid things that usually aren't as amusing or clever in retrospect as they seem at the time.
Well, there's a line between losing one's inhibitions and mutating into a antagonistic furytexting motherfucker. Don't drink to get wrecked, just follow Wiseman's lead and drink enough to loosen up.
So yesterday I was wondering the Kingston Streets looking through used book stores for something that would rekindle my practice with matricies and linear algebra, as I'm pretty horrible with it right now and finally pushing through with school in the fall..
Three used book stores around a legendary school - and nada, although there was a fun book on Finite Maths, which is something I enjoy for the gambling reasons...
That and work as always has me me dealing with bureaucracy, which can be stressful as sometimes as there are those who do everything they can to pass the buck..
As the jackal says in Farcry 2: "The military teaches you two things: How to deal with bureaucracy, and how to avoid bureaucracy"..
So naturally I am a bit stressed here and there..
So a package arrives for me on the base today from the states. One on regular algebra and some rudimentary 2-d geometry, and the other that involves an introduction to matricies... and a stress ball of all things!
Thanks Lyrai! Sometimes it's not the item that counts, but the timing.
Also my students hit the ground today, and they were actually not half-bad with military bearing and beginning the cohesion train. I hope for an easy August personnel-wise so that it makes the 14-day study weeks and 10 day exercises in the deep bush easier..
for those who read my rants about the possibility that the pentagon might ban tobacco, this is where cigars come in handy...
How coherent were they? I've seen bits and pieces of concerts and know that they tend to forget shit and make up new words. Not that that's a bad thing.
My fiancee and I just signed the lease on our apartment, and we're getting married next Saturday. :perfect:
Pics or it won't have happened.
Wait sorry I meant gunning for PRRROMOTIONS! :robotnik:
Wait sorry I meant gunning for PRRROMOTIONS! :robotnik:
An awesome vision of Rygaron's awesome awesome (http://www.hulu.com/watch/4165/saturday-night-live-census-taker)
WE’RE GOIN’ TO TGI FRIDAYS FOR SOME JELLO SHOTSJason I think you have had enough
I think you need to say that as a command, with more emphasis.WE’RE GOIN’ TO TGI FRIDAYS FOR SOME JELLO SHOTSJason I think you have had enough
JASON YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH :rage:I think you need to say that as a command, with more emphasis.WE’RE GOIN’ TO TGI FRIDAYS FOR SOME JELLO SHOTSJason I think you have had enough
Oh I am doing it.
And for free.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
:perfect:
I got LASIK and now I don't need glasses anymore and it is the most amazing thing in the world and was a terrifying procedure that I hope I don't have to do again in 6 months :D :D :D
It didn't smell a bit like chicken. It actually smells a little like burning diesel. It's fucking awful and rather nauseating to smell, especially when you consider it's coming from your eyes.That sounds utterly terrifying in every imaginable way.
From that angle it looks like a toy car. I'd be proud to own a toy car that looked like that, much less a full car.Dames...
This is exactly the problem, honest to god
Everything here is coated in goopy slime
all week old futa pizza boxes everywhere but when you open them there's just mouldy dicks inside
The Worst Post
If I say "Brentai is covering you in Goopy Slime" do you even know what that refers to?Do you? (http://corporate-sellout.com/bbs/)
:humpf:
*Mental image of a bookshelf flying out of a 2nd story window, onto a paved driveway below*
Got a family in tonight. Daughter basically said this "I'm coming in once a week to see which I like you more as. As a fuckbuddy or a boyfriend. I'll let you know."
This is good not because of the girl (though that is flattering) but because she left a $23 tip. A guaranteed $20+ tip from a table that all I have to do is smile once and say hi? That's awesome news. She's coming in on Sunday and will book a party for next week. That's... $50 for me for booking the party and waiting on it, not counting tips and what not.
:perfect:
lottel teach us how to pick up girlsAren't you supposed to be a girl? And aren't you on the internet right now?
:dudes:lottel teach us how to pick up girlsAren't you supposed to be a girl? And aren't you on the internet right now?
:oh:It kinda' sucks, honestly.
So I came out to my parents yesterday... seems they already knew.
:glee:
There is a new girl at work.
She's cute, she likes video games, and she's actually competent.
:cake:
Update: she likes Batman.There is a new girl at work.
She's cute, she likes video games, and she's actually competent.
:cake:
Update: And anime, but not the shitty Naruto kind, which she hates almost as much as she hates Twilight.Update: she likes Batman.There is a new girl at work.
She's cute, she likes video games, and she's actually competent.
:cake:
:omg:
Happy birthday Eva.
Preferably a slovenly ftm to counter your meticulously neat mtf ways, with hilarious results.
I smell a sitBANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG
BANG
free
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/Coyoteesharptongue/Vizzini.jpg)
MCE's foreign exchange students are adorable, by the way. The french girl (the one on the right) is an athlete! So we went on a hiking trail, but it was the world's worst hiking trail because it was actually just concrete.
wow this was a long way down
Last night, I stopped my long lost evil twin brother from taking over the world without resorting to violence, then biked home for a halfhour through Silent Hill and lived to tell the tale, and now after proving I am manlier than insomnia I am about to head off to my first day as the rightful king of the Amazons.
This might sound like a post for shit days (a really awesome braggy one) but i'm actually overwhelmingly positive about all of those events.
Highlights of this week:
-continued excercising regularly
-got complimented repeatedly (like daily) on how good i am at my job (which is mindless but)
-got way ahead on my rent
-got way ahead on groceries
-cut fast food and junk food out of my diet
-saved a whole bunch of money
-cleaned my closet
-installed a smoke alarm
-got a car for my sister to replace her dying old junker so she can keep going to work
-set cash aside to finally get some clothes that might not make me look like a lumpy homeless guy
Basically I am a mediocre 27-year-old at best.
VAGUELY MANIC-DEPRESSIVE SYMPTOMS!!!
I think I knew that (more-or-less) before, but that does not diminishmy rage, or how out of touch with modern ad campaignshow old I am!!!
i don't know if i'm manic-depressive, because the most i ever get when i'm "up" is like, "hey, i might actually be ok!" and not like "FASTER IS ALWAYS THE BETTER OPTION." (http://gunshowcomic.com/313)
Like, when i say i'm feeling good, i mean i can actually stand the thought of being alive . that hasn't been the case for years.
i don't know if i'm manic-depressive, because the most i ever get when i'm "up" is like, "hey, i might actually be ok!" and not like "FASTER IS ALWAYS THE BETTER OPTION." (http://gunshowcomic.com/313)
Like, when i say i'm feeling good, i mean i can actually stand the thought of being alive . that hasn't been the case for years.
I never noticed mania before I took lithium for three months and then fell off it. Up is not necessarily a positive thing - anxiety, panic attacks, insomnia and lack of judgement are all parts of mania. If you have bipolar disorder and have not traditionally medicated you're probably so used to the symptoms of mania that you don't notice them, since they tend to be a lot more subtle than depression's SLEEP TWELVE HOURS AND CRY WHEN YOU WAKE UP
i don't know if i'm manic-depressive, because the most i ever get when i'm "up" is like, "hey, i might actually be ok!" and not like "FASTER IS ALWAYS THE BETTER OPTION." (http://gunshowcomic.com/313)
Like, when i say i'm feeling good, i mean i can actually stand the thought of being alive . that hasn't been the case for years.
I never noticed mania before I took lithium for three months and then fell off it. Up is not necessarily a positive thing - anxiety, panic attacks, insomnia and lack of judgement are all parts of mania. If you have bipolar disorder and have not traditionally medicated you're probably so used to the symptoms of mania that you don't notice them, since they tend to be a lot more subtle than depression's SLEEP TWELVE HOURS AND CRY WHEN YOU WAKE UP
My experience with manic episodes is a complete lack of filtering in the brain. Like my brain thinks of something to do and just does it. Like grabbing something and spilling it all over the floor. Or calling a random stranger a dick. Just doing without thinking, and you can't settle or focus on one damn thing.
This can get dangerous because as mania climbs higher and higher, you start doing dumber and dumber things. See: The person who went manic in their car and decided to just drive as fast as they could. No, I'm not referring to the comic, I'm referring to what someone actually did.
i don't remember ever feeling so good in my entire life. for the last two weeks i've just had an enormous and continuous swell of what i guess i just have to call joie de vivre. is this what people feel like all the time?
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/FramFramson/FUCK-YEAH-.jpg)
"Psycho Killer"
After meeting a girl, my friend was sure to inform me, "She has no interest in you whatsoever. NONE WHATSOEVER".
Lesson learned, life!
Also, I randomly met a guy who has the same bike as me (this is A Thing because my bike is pretty goddamn rare).
(http://www.avnrt.com/docs/darwheelz/darwheelz-ridez.jpg)
I thought you'd seen it once when you were over here?I just remember it was big.
The article doesn't go into much detail, but the K75 may possibly be the most reliable stock motorbike ever produced. The main reason other than overall good design is the special piston counterbalance which gave the engine the least amount of engine vibration of any major production motorbike (a feature not present on the 4-cylinder K100 models). The whole machine is like some kind of lesson in incredibly elegant engineering*.
My main job changed its pay schedule from biweekly to weekly! No more on-again, off-again starving for me!
The image that comes to mind is
Loan closes June 17, will probably start moving into my new condo June 24.
I'd have posted it before but it's conflicting pretty badly with my desire to get the hell out of where I'm working; it's basically one of the sturdiest locks I've put on my own cell door here.
Woo hoo! Party at Brentai's!
Woo hoo! Party at Brentai's!
I've already got people pretty much pencilling in the date.
I've only got 640 sqft I don't know what they're even going to do in there.
If any of them were female and/or dressed as Ulala I might be happier about that.
Has anybody started making high-end but tiny CRTs for this kind of thing yet?
(I'd like to make the argument that nobody will ever be nostalgic for VHS, but I've seen enough people sing the praises of the Clone Saga to know that no matter how legitimately goddamn awful something is, a few years down the road there will be people looking back on it with unironic fondness.)
I don't care if the most you can cook is velveeta mac & cheese, I want a Goddamn Chef that I can call Francois.
/me is now known as F^2
(I'd like to make the argument that nobody will ever be nostalgic for VHS, but I've seen enough people sing the praises of the Clone Saga to know that no matter how legitimately goddamn awful something is, a few years down the road there will be people looking back on it with unironic fondness.)I can tell you from experience that yes, some people are still nostalgic for VHS. Said people are incredibly stupid.
(I'd like to make the argument that nobody will ever be nostalgic for VHS, but I've seen enough people sing the praises of the Clone Saga to know that no matter how legitimately goddamn awful something is, a few years down the road there will be people looking back on it with unironic fondness.)I can tell you from experience that yes, some people are still nostalgic for VHS. Said people are incredibly stupid.
<Lockheed Martin> Hay Adam. You're clear to start on the 5th.
Goddam paperwork fixed, should be closing the loan circa Thursday. I'll be out of my infinite personal hell pit* by this time next week.
* No, not Friday's vagina.
I randomly met a guy who has the same bike as me (this is A Thing because my bike is pretty goddamn rare). I'd seen him before but we hadn't actually talked or anything. Not only does he live nearby and have group rides, it turns out his birthday is the day before mine!
really cute chick in shrubs
ISP: Cox Communications
(http://www.speedtest.net/result/1397942259.png)
The best fucking ties cut off your air supply just as reach climax.Just like world's greatest dad.
EDIT 2: $5 on Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/Wireless-transmitter-classic-iphone-player/dp/B001CGXM6K/ref=pd_cp_e_1)? That's in my impulse-buy range, but it's hard to tell how long that cable is from the photo.
EDIT 2: $5 on Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/Wireless-transmitter-classic-iphone-player/dp/B001CGXM6K/ref=pd_cp_e_1)? That's in my impulse-buy range, but it's hard to tell how long that cable is from the photo.
I got my first black eye yesterday! :nyoro~n:
This is probably a depressing commentary on the sad state of personal finances inmy communitythe world, but just this once I'm gonna let myself feel well and truly chuffed about it for a while.
It's time to Good Time it up!
So, last night a buddy and I met up with a mutual friend at Walmart. We walked around and inspiration struck. I bought a box of Capri Sun and my buddy bought Choco Tacos. We then went to a playground to goof off. (I was really loopy due to some medicine and they went with it.) It ended up being a blast and we decided to make a thing of it.
Next weekend, we're going to this out of the way park I used to go to a lot. I'm bringing my mini-barbeque and wood and whatnot and they're bringing the other supplies. We're going to be roasting S'mores pop-tarts while drinking Capri Sun-infused mixed drinks and eating Choco Tacos. A few other guys we know might join. It's silly and stupid, but fun.
PRE-EMPTIVE EDIT: I've already got permission from the park owners to do this so it's alllll gooooood.
Wha-really? The Kawarthas in general, or a distinct place (i.e. Haliburton)?
What's your dad do?
Man, I always thought a job like that would be pretty awesome. What did he do to get that?
Be born a generation before us.
So, um.
I'm probably getting married this January.
So, um.
I'm probably getting married this January.
They dig in with scalpels and forceps, blast the area with radiation, stitch it up with catgut and you get a lollipop at the end.
dear lord cat earsWhat? We were all thinking it.
Because you get all turned on by that sort of thing and didn't want to congratuhug your sister with a boner?
:dudes::done:
Well I was thinking back to that one thing where the limbless girl was eating the compacted poo out of her sister's butthole and then I was like, well maybe he doesn't have a problem with siblings. So yeaSpeaking of that, can I get access to the porn board?
Speaking of that, can I get access to the porn board?
fixedlimbless girl was eating the compacted poo out of her sister's buttholeYou are just the cutest
Ignoring how the originating comment had less than zero tact.
It's one thing to like porn from idealized illustrations and quite another thing to be titillated by the real "spectacle".
Also JESUS SHIT, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT NECROTIC FLESH HERE! It's already dead and extra gross!
also anything with poop is gross that is just science
You know what is good times?
Dirty Santa (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=6031.0)
Sign up.
If you have signed up, make sure I have your info.
A piece of leftover toast soaked in used frying oil.
Finally got some medication. Dunno if it'll work out forever but talking with a doctor about it is definitely a step in the right direction. Also got a new laptop, which can't do all the fancy things my desktop could but it'll play tf2 so I don't have to miss out on hats.
To see my grandpa wink at a nurse and make a silly joke just validates me somehow. Sure it took drugs from surgery in order to get him to that point but hey.
I've also largely stopped hating and wanting to destroy everything that looks like happiness.
I found a $100 bill in the street with nobody anywhere near! O___OYou could mail it to him.
I'd joke that R^2 then goes to check his bank account and SOMEHOW SOME WAY finds it $100 lighter, only we all know R^2 doesn't have $100 in his bank account. o __o
... keep what up?
Dude, my brother's the one who impregnated her.
make sure to do all the appropriate uncle things (having a better videogame, strange pets)
... keep what up?
Dude, my brother's the one who impregnated her.
kids are the best.
engaged.
:itsatrap:
Was your plan when you quit your job to become a mail order groom? Shit paid off! Nice!
Well, it's a good thing you told us before you made her join the boards at least. So why don't you tell your father and I all about it? Who proposed? Hmmm?
So... is she your new millionaire boss?
Congrats, R^2~
It's not often we get to give you an unqualified :hi5: R^2.
So there you go!
Nope, but if you ever have a chance to date a massage therapist... go ahead. I approve.
I am getting married on Saturday, and TV's Norondor is standing up.
Wait what?
No what?
Found a relatively rare, older bike frame in very, very specific specifications that is in great condition on ebay. I've been looking for one for the past year or two. I've been needing to start biking to work and exercising more, and building the bike I've always wanted is good motivation. I know myself well enough that there's a chance it won't get done and may end up being a money sink, but doing something totally custom that is good for my health might be enough of a push to finish it.
may end up being a money sinkWhat, are you buying all of us bikes too?
engaged.
Well, it's a good thing you told us before you made her join the boards at least.
(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/pbr_102HelloLady.jpg)
When I helped that old lady with the meter, I hit it and went "Aaaayyy" and it totally worked. Highlight of the year right there.
sold my van
The ganglion on my wrist drained by itself. Hurt like a motherfucker for a couple of days, but now I don't have an unsightly knob on the back of my wrist anymore.
Some people, following non-medical advice, will smash the lump with a heavy book, and rupture the cyst. Sometimes this works, but I don't recommend it. The lump can come back even if it has been successfully treated this way. The urban legend regarding this traditionally involves using a Bible as the book, leading ganglions to be called "Gideon's disease" in some circles.
Today at work a girl called and was sorta flirty. I don't think it was really that she thought the high-pitched voice on my end of the line was sexy, but she just had a flirty personality. When I read back her order she said "You got it, boy!" and at the end of the call she sad "bye, babe."
It was nice.
the carpet is probably 70% pee-stained and only 30% not.
Whoever follows me on a social network might be tired of seeing this but I saw the Spin Doctors live tonight and it was awesome. They even played never before heard blues songs that they just wrote this week and will be on theIr next album.
And then I got to hang out with the band and let me tell you, they were the nicest, coolest guys. Seriously, this concert was a highlight of my life, they were so fun.
I saw the Spin Doctors live tonight and it was awesome. ... And then I got to hang out with the band and let me tell you, they were the nicest, coolest guys.
And the perfect penis tattoo goes to waste.
IT Auditor
IT Auditor
I do not think we can be friends anymore
I'm only mentioning it because everyone we're visiting is over 70It's good for you to spend time with your peers.
I appear to have just gotten a paying gig doing a thing that I've been doing all my life for free anyway.
do it like twenty times a day for at least hundred viewersHur hur hur
Also, I wore a tie to work today because WHY NOT, and I've been getting compliments on it all morning.
Also, I wore a tie to work today because WHY NOT, and I've been getting compliments on it all morning.
Was it a bow tie? Because I think you'd look sharp in a bow tie.
bolo tie
Go for the two tie look.
I appear to have just gotten a paying gig doing a thing that I've been doing all my life for free anyway.
... yelling at people for having the wrong opinions?
Correcting other people's grammar and spelling?
Being made of space cum?
Plot looked up from its script.
"No, you idiots," it said.
And then the universe exploded.
Dressing like characters in Rocky Horror?
I've gotten the same offers, Thad. You end up needing to do it like twenty times a day for at least hundred viewers for the pay to start being worth while.
Hating us all?
(Look the "good" ones were taken already so it was this or the left-handed mug thing again)
is it called Silvercon
They're pancakes. They already have egg in them.
I really hope you were doing a very moving piece, while somewhere a camera cut between shots yourself, the engagement, a gangland execution in a snowy forest, and birth.
He meant psi.Name your favorite thing? :fuckyou:
I mean, it's a small thing, sure.Childish snickering goes here.
I think it's kind of scary that I searched all seven pages of this subforum and found a good dozen threads along the lines of SHIT DAYS or MY SHIT'S FUCKED UP and not a single "Good stuff is happening!" thread.
Or maybe someone will point to a thread I missed and we'll all have a good laugh about how senile I am (bonus points if it's a thread I actually started).