Topic: Girls are weird. (Read 8415 times)

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #80 on:** February 13, 2010, 08:39:12 PM »

Unfortunately, girls are weird. They're hard to be in relationships with, they're hard to be friends with. They say things they don't mean and make promises they don't keep. But so do guys. And it's always going to be difficult until you find the right people who match with you and are easy to get along with.

Brentai · « **Reply #81 on:** February 13, 2010, 08:52:52 PM »

Men are misogynists, women are man-haters, and bisexuals are misanthropic. The only happy people are eunuchs.

Detonator · « **Reply #82 on:** February 13, 2010, 08:55:40 PM »

That's why I never understand why anyone feels bad about neutering their dog.

Brentai · « **Reply #83 on:** February 13, 2010, 08:58:18 PM »

No way, having sex with dogs is drama-free and always satisfying.

If you're a dog I mean. If you're a dog.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #84 on:** February 13, 2010, 08:58:58 PM »

The only person I know who feels like her dog would hate her if she got him neutered is a coworker who lives on a farm with two houses on it. She complains about not having a dishwasher even though there is one in the second house... but that's the "cat house". Every time her male dog impregnates her female dog she gets really excited and then really sad as soon as the puppies learn to walk and then walk onto the highway and die. But it would really hurt Mr. T's and T-ette's feelings if she got either of them fixed.

Mongrel · « **Reply #85 on:** February 13, 2010, 09:05:40 PM »

Also: Something something joke about cat-house.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #86 on:** February 13, 2010, 09:15:23 PM »

The reason she leaves the windows open and lets the cats live there is because her dogs would eat them.

Mongrel · « **Reply #87 on:** February 13, 2010, 09:18:14 PM »

No, no, not that kind of joke.

A cat-house is a euphemism for... something that does not (normally) involve small domesticated feline mammals.

Dooly · « **Reply #88 on:** February 13, 2010, 09:23:06 PM »

If it did invole that, they'd probably charge an awful lot for it.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #89 on:** February 13, 2010, 09:24:14 PM »

Really? I've never heard that term before.

Mongrel · « **Reply #90 on:** February 13, 2010, 09:30:55 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNODie_oNRM

Lottel · « **Reply #91 on:** February 13, 2010, 10:26:33 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on February 13, 2010, 05:00:55 PM

I was making fun of the fact that you guys were talking in RPG-speak or whatever.

My girlfriend find me talking about DnD, comic books, and stuff really sexy.
All I have to do is mention something about an icosahedron and she gets all hot and bothered. SO HA!

R^2 · « **Reply #92 on:** February 14, 2010, 05:03:56 AM »

I one got cool points with The Girlfriend for explaining that it's sensible to route every improvised solution through the main defletor array, since it's the biggest antenna on the Enterprise, but I wouldn't say I actually got her moist with it. Hmm.

Mongrel · « **Reply #93 on:** February 14, 2010, 06:55:20 AM »

Quote from: Lottel Gold on February 13, 2010, 10:26:33 PM

Quote from: Mongrel on February 13, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
I was making fun of the fact that you guys were talking in RPG-speak or whatever.

My girlfriend find me talking about DnD, comic books, and stuff really sexy.
All I have to do is mention something about an icosahedron and she gets all hot and bothered. SO HA!

Friday · « **Reply #94 on:** February 14, 2010, 07:55:08 AM »

Quote

cat house

pretend I linked Ocelot going RAWR! here

R^2 · « **Reply #95 on:** February 14, 2010, 08:07:43 AM »

Friday I would like to visit your "cat house" but I am afraid of getting bitten. :(

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #96 on:** February 14, 2010, 08:39:29 AM »

I lost a couple of fingers in Friday's Cathouse.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #97 on:** February 14, 2010, 08:45:46 AM »

i loth ma tonth

Brentai · « **Reply #98 on:** February 14, 2010, 09:48:48 AM »

That's not what oh nevermind.

R^2 · « **Reply #99 on:** February 14, 2010, 01:52:09 PM »

Hey guys girls are weird huh? How about that thing where they bleed for a week for no reason? Weirdest damn thing I've ever seen, period.

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