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Author Topic: Girls are weird.  (Read 8415 times)

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Miss Cat Ears

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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #80 on: February 13, 2010, 08:39:12 PM »

Unfortunately, girls are weird.  They're hard to be in relationships with, they're hard to be friends with.  They say things they don't mean and make promises they don't keep.  But so do guys.  And it's always going to be difficult until you find the right people who match with you and are easy to get along with.
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #81 on: February 13, 2010, 08:52:52 PM »

Men are misogynists, women are man-haters, and bisexuals are misanthropic.  The only happy people are eunuchs.
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #82 on: February 13, 2010, 08:55:40 PM »

That's why I never understand why anyone feels bad about neutering their dog.
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #83 on: February 13, 2010, 08:58:18 PM »

No way, having sex with dogs is drama-free and always satisfying.






If you're a dog I mean.  If you're a dog.
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #84 on: February 13, 2010, 08:58:58 PM »

The only person I know who feels like her dog would hate her if she got him neutered is a coworker who lives on a farm with two houses on it.  She complains about not having a dishwasher even though there is one in the second house... but that's the "cat house".  Every time her male dog impregnates her female dog she gets really excited and then really sad as soon as the puppies learn to walk and then walk onto the highway and die.  But it would really hurt Mr. T's and T-ette's feelings if she got either of them fixed.
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #85 on: February 13, 2010, 09:05:40 PM »

:mikey:

Also: Something something joke about cat-house.
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #86 on: February 13, 2010, 09:15:23 PM »

The reason she leaves the windows open and lets the cats live there is because her dogs would eat them.
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #87 on: February 13, 2010, 09:18:14 PM »

No, no, not that kind of joke.

A cat-house is a euphemism for... something that does not (normally) involve small domesticated feline mammals.
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #88 on: February 13, 2010, 09:23:06 PM »

If it did invole that, they'd probably charge an awful lot for it.
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Miss Cat Ears

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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #89 on: February 13, 2010, 09:24:14 PM »

Really? I've never heard that term before.
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #90 on: February 13, 2010, 09:30:55 PM »

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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #91 on: February 13, 2010, 10:26:33 PM »

I was making fun of the fact that you guys were talking in RPG-speak or whatever.  ::(:

My girlfriend find me talking about DnD, comic books, and stuff really sexy.
All I have to do is mention something about an icosahedron and she gets all hot and bothered. SO HA!
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #92 on: February 14, 2010, 05:03:56 AM »

I one got cool points with The Girlfriend for explaining that it's sensible to route every improvised solution through the main defletor array, since it's the biggest antenna on the Enterprise, but I wouldn't say I actually got her moist with it. Hmm.
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #93 on: February 14, 2010, 06:55:20 AM »

I was making fun of the fact that you guys were talking in RPG-speak or whatever.  ::(:

My girlfriend find me talking about DnD, comic books, and stuff really sexy.
All I have to do is mention something about an icosahedron and she gets all hot and bothered. SO HA!

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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #94 on: February 14, 2010, 07:55:08 AM »

Quote
cat house

pretend I linked Ocelot going RAWR! here
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #95 on: February 14, 2010, 08:07:43 AM »

Friday I would like to visit your "cat house" but I am afraid of getting bitten. :(
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #96 on: February 14, 2010, 08:39:29 AM »

I lost a couple of fingers in Friday's Cathouse.
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #97 on: February 14, 2010, 08:45:46 AM »

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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #98 on: February 14, 2010, 09:48:48 AM »

That's not what oh nevermind.
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Re: Girls are weird.
« Reply #99 on: February 14, 2010, 01:52:09 PM »

Hey guys girls are weird huh? How about that thing where they bleed for a week for no reason? Weirdest damn thing I've ever seen, period.
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