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Author Topic: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart  (Read 3964 times)

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Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2009, 07:20:39 PM »
In the armed services of the USA, wisdom molars are turr'ists and must be removed no matter how healthy they are.
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Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2009, 08:49:38 PM »
indeed.

Mine weren't impacting, but they never really came all the way out with the rest of the tooth line.
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Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2009, 09:24:27 AM »
I got my wisdom teeth removed Christmas eve. Well, they were going to be removed. As they put me under, they noticed my heart was acting strange. Turns out i had a serious heart problem and I was reacting negatively.

Oh and apparently I kept saying I wanted to see the nurses topless.

The actual operation didn't hurt.
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Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2009, 10:06:13 AM »
Your heart problem was certainly caused by the nurses breaking it.
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Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2009, 10:22:10 PM »
ow fuck this toothache is so bad I want to rip the tooth out of my head with a pair of pliers just to make it stop fuck fuck ow fuck
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Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2009, 12:23:51 AM »
CHEW ON SOME ICE
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ICE NUMBS YOUR NERVES


Oh my god don't actually do that, please don't.

Umm,

The best advice I ever got for dealing with mild, persistent toothache was get some ibuprofen and sensodyne.
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Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2009, 12:26:45 AM »
Find pressure points in your skull to relieve the pain.  No, really.
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Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« Reply #47 on: September 19, 2009, 12:32:05 AM »
This is probably one of those situations where finding a pressure point isn't the tricky part. Or, maybe I should be more clear, I'm finding lots of ways to prod my own face that REALLY FUCKING HURT. Could you be more specific? Do you mean the one behind the ears? Just below the nose?
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Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« Reply #48 on: September 19, 2009, 01:07:03 AM »
Ice on the top of your hand relieves tooth pain
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Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« Reply #49 on: September 19, 2009, 01:25:50 AM »
Classic it doesn't fucking help if you don't have an ache.

Try mostly around the temples, ears, base of the skull, and wherever you think your soft, babylike plate joints are.
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Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« Reply #50 on: September 19, 2009, 08:30:40 AM »
Well shit, it's a shame I'm 250 miles away from my acupuncturist and broke, broke, broke. I'm surviving on a generous portion of benzocaine ointment, clove oil, and the Loritab I've been hoarding since my car accident in case my shoulder starts giving me gyp again, being unable to find any particular area of my skull where pressure seems to relieve the toothache.
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