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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1940 on: December 22, 2009, 10:49:41 PM »

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"Physical data that reflects a degree of health of the real person can be linked to rewards of capabilities of a gaming avatar, an amount of time budgeted to play, or a visible indication," the filing reads. "Thereby, people are encouraged to exercise."

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Microsoft's filing goes on to note that it wouldn't just be physical characteristics that could be refined. "The physical characteristics can be further extended to psychological traits associated with the physical person, including intelligence, religious beliefs, political affiliations, and hobbies that affect the rendering of an avatar," the application reads.

When Microsoft sees a slope, the first thing they do is get a barrel of WD-40.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1941 on: December 23, 2009, 04:42:55 AM »

Sounds like a patent, so they're probably just covering their ass.  But, uh...  yeah. :wat:
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1942 on: December 23, 2009, 06:36:37 AM »

"You have been locked out of your XBox Live Account until you understand the wickedness of net neutrality"

"We have detected a PS3 on your network and your XBox Live Account has been suspended until that shit is in the trash"

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1943 on: December 24, 2009, 12:37:25 PM »

I don't see anybody complaining about Etna, nor do I ever. People are always quick to point out that oh no, busty video game girl isn't wearing armour of some sort, this shit doesn't make sense yo -  but when ten year old almost-naked girl is walking around fighting superdemons in Anime Hell, the only responses I see can effectively be summarized as ':3'.

Yes, Bleck, everyone is complaining about her muscles breasts lack of armor.  There is absolutely no other reason to suggest that the art is fucking hellaciously awful.  Also, anyone who disagrees with you is a pedophile.

Quit being stupid.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1944 on: December 30, 2009, 07:14:04 PM »

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/exclusive-us-record-of/60353?type=flv

Record of Agarest War now beats out Bayonetta for shear shamelessness.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1945 on: December 30, 2009, 07:23:11 PM »

 :hurr:

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1946 on: December 30, 2009, 07:46:13 PM »

What was the point of the mosaics?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1947 on: December 30, 2009, 08:13:50 PM »

Frankly I think it's at least a pragmatic way to market what you know is kind of a lame turd.  Insert various references to play now my lord here.

The mosaics are awesome because they make you think there's something awesome under them when there is in fact jack shit.

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1948 on: December 30, 2009, 09:48:51 PM »

OH SNAP, YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THE LOWER HALF OF ONE OF HER BUTTCHEEKS! DAAAAAAAAAAMN
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1949 on: December 31, 2009, 02:28:34 AM »

You know what will be a real tragedy? If it's actually a really good, inventive game beneath those trappings of excessively bland JRPG. :imagination:
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1950 on: December 31, 2009, 05:10:16 AM »

What Brentai said. It seems like the kind of game you'd see on sale at Jlist.com, but with the smut turned down from "Bible Black" to "Ranma 1/2."
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1951 on: December 31, 2009, 11:23:58 AM »

Yeah, I've never seen cleavage censored before. I'm a bit impressed.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1952 on: December 31, 2009, 11:48:35 AM »

I enjoyed how the final "Coming Soon" was actually rendered as

"Coming Soon"
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1953 on: December 31, 2009, 12:01:48 PM »

Hee hee

Anyone remember Metal & Lace? The magazine ad tagline for it was "Give your joystick a thrill."
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1954 on: December 31, 2009, 12:04:34 PM »

You know what will be a real tragedy? If it's actually a really good, inventive game beneath those trappings of excessively bland JRPG. :imagination:

 :lol:
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1955 on: December 31, 2009, 01:37:48 PM »

arc system works wants to make  new guilty gear game for ps3/360

hopefully its an ACTUAL SEQUEL, not that LOL ALL THE CHARACTERS YOU LIKE ARE GONE shit that was GG2
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1956 on: December 31, 2009, 03:18:23 PM »

Wait, Sammy bought Sega, right?  Not the other way around?  How does Sega end up with an IP acquisition?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1957 on: December 31, 2009, 10:07:41 PM »

The game would sell better with Sega's logo on it than with Sammy's.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1958 on: December 31, 2009, 10:13:28 PM »

How about Sonic Team's logo?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1959 on: January 01, 2010, 12:06:19 AM »

 :MENDOZAAAAA:
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