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[Büge]

Tortured albino prettyboy in black leather is sooooo 1997.

[Classic]

Keiji Inafune sez, Japanese game makers five years behind

Why is it that I want to give this guy the manliest totally-not-gay hug all of the time? Or, like, an earth-shattering fist pound.

[McDohl]

Keiji Inafune sez, Japanese game makers five years behind

Why is it that I want to give this guy the manliest totally-not-gay hug all of the time? Or, like, an earth-shattering fist pound.

Magfest 2010: The Ultimate Brofist | Dohl Bomber

[François]

Keiji Inafune sez, Japanese game makers five years behind

Why is it that I want to give this guy the manliest totally-not-gay hug all of the time? Or, like, an earth-shattering fist pound.

Because that's what happens when a dude is spectacularly honest and correct despite his culture pressuring him to put on a straight face and say that everything is just so swell.

Old Dante isn't cool anymore! Try New Dante, with New Hat!

Because there's nothing cooler than looking like you've been eating nothing but crack and AIDS ever since your parents kicked you out of their basement on account of you washing your hair twice a year max.

[Detonator]

I find this DMC5 thing kind of ironic considering DMC4 featured a prettyboy that was pretty much identical to Dante and yet wasn't.

[Thad]

If I hadn't just gotten a PS3 a couple months ago I'd be livid that the console-only release was unfair to people who didn't have consoles.  Now I'm just, you know, EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED.

Pretty much the entire reason I run Windows on my HTPC is I want to be able to play SF4 in my living room.

I would still like to buy it; however, if I'm stuck with an inferior version because somebody else pirated it, that's sort of a disincentive.

All moot until I get my Wii Fight Stick working properly under Windows anyway.  Like I said, Windows is surprisingly far behind OSX and Linux in Wii Remote support.

[Saturn]

of course this is fucking capcom we are talking about.

i seem to recall they pulled one of those "NO PLANS AT THIS TIME" things for the fucking arcade version of SSF4
hell, they are pulling one RIGHT FUCKING NOW with  "We might not add the stuff we added to the arcade version to the console versions"

calling it now, approximately 2 weeks after the arcade version is officially out, they announce the fucking PC version

I think Bionic Commando Next Gen would have done much better if it was done tongue-in-cheek, like Metal Wolf Chaos.  Absolutely no way is MWC serious, and if Bionic Commando's plot and dialog were like that, then I think it would have done much better.

The biggest mistake was moving away from rearmed's  silliness.

then they decided to make super joe evil

then they decided YOUR MISSING WIFE=YOUR ROBOT ARM


Rearmed 2 is looking pretty fucking great though

[jsnlxndrlv]

Given DMC is in the BIG THREE of homosexual pornography, I don't think he really thought this through.

Wait, what are the other two?

[Büge]

Well, Cho Aniki's too obvious. I'm gonna say Kingdom Hearts.

[François]

There's Kane & Lynch, duh.

[Ted Belmont]

Kingdom Hearts and FF7.

[Ziiro]

Guybrush Threepwood as a Force Unleashed 2 skin. Not sure how I feel about that.

[Büge]

"You fight like a moisture farmer."

[McDohl]

How appropriate, you fight like a bantha!

[Smiler]

I just realized that no matter how cool MGS3 coming to the 3DS is, it's going to probably control like shit. The Peace Walker control scheme could work, but it is no substitute for two analog sticks.

[Mongrel]

3DS will be at least $250, possibly as high as $300 at launch

Well, at the announced Japanese list price of ¥25,000 ($300), it’s also the most expensive Nintendo product at launch in history. The previous three most expensive items were the Gamecube ($200), Virtual Boy ($180) and Nintendo DS (at launch – $150). Even adjusted for inflation, the 3DS is the most expensive Nintendo product of all-time. It’s a bit odd for a company who’s reputation is built on family friendly products.

[Cthulhu-chan]

And I pretty much have to get it, because MML3.  :|

[Classic]

And I pretty much have to get it, because MML3.  :|

I'm really tempted to copy and paste that a few more times.

I guess it's back to selling my redundant organs. Does anybody here need a lung?

[Niku]

3DS will be at least $250, possibly as high as $300 at launch

Well, at the announced Japanese list price of ¥25,000 ($300), it’s also the most expensive Nintendo product at launch in history. The previous three most expensive items were the Gamecube ($200), Virtual Boy ($180) and Nintendo DS (at launch – $150). Even adjusted for inflation, the 3DS is the most expensive Nintendo product of all-time. It’s a bit odd for a company who’s reputation is built on family friendly products.

The Super Famicom was ¥25,000, the N64 was ¥25,000, the Gamecube was ¥25,000, the Wii was ¥25,000.

[jsnlxndrlv]

I would have given you karma for that. Remind me to do so whenever you finally lose the number of the beast.