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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3400 on: February 23, 2012, 09:29:32 AM »

Guess Who's Back?

[spoiler]Now make my fucking Jet Set Radio Future disc work on 360, Microsoft. You assholes.[/spoiler]
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3401 on: February 23, 2012, 09:41:32 AM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3402 on: February 23, 2012, 10:21:55 AM »

Hey so you can go ahead and forget about Planetside 2. Just clear it off your radar.

They're destroying their community by outsourcing and IP/Region locking Europe from everyone else. And US can't access Euro servers either. It really shows a level of disconnect and stupidity that you can only shake your head at and say "Oh, SOE, why you so dumb?" This also doesn't affect just PS2. It's also their long-standing MMOs that they're dividing.

Even if I didn't have Euro friends to play with (SPOILER: I do) I can't rightfully support a game that supports something so ass backwards and terrible. Not to mention who they are outsourcing to has a fucking track record of security breaches, breaking EU privacy laws and generally being shitbags.

They say it's not a done deal, but once SOE has it's eyes on stupid bullshit it's hard to pull them away from it. (See also: Combat Upgrade/NGE)

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SOE can MAKE good MMOs.

They just don't know how to run them.

(except maybe...into the ground)
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3403 on: February 23, 2012, 10:24:02 AM »

...going to renew my request that people not use spoiler tags for things that aren't spoilers at this point.  Thanks.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3404 on: February 23, 2012, 10:25:32 AM »

Request denied. Fuck not given.

I'll just say it in big letters and not use fancy black boxes.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3405 on: February 23, 2012, 10:27:17 AM »

Well, that serves me right for asking nicely.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3406 on: February 23, 2012, 04:34:30 PM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3407 on: February 28, 2012, 08:31:44 AM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3408 on: February 29, 2012, 05:15:58 PM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3409 on: March 01, 2012, 09:16:09 AM »

We can only hope that it's Beamdog doing it, as they've confirmed a new project but no details, and not the Gaider-Hepler abortion that is modern Bioware.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3410 on: March 02, 2012, 02:59:53 AM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3411 on: March 02, 2012, 11:19:03 AM »

 :barf:
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3412 on: March 02, 2012, 11:55:43 AM »

Still waiting for a community rep to just post "RE: DMC5: ...psych!" on his Twitter or something.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3413 on: March 02, 2012, 02:36:10 PM »

Suddenly, a lot suddenly makes sense. On the left is the lead developer for this game, Tameem Antoniades.


Also, if it helps, they've been backpedaling *hardcore.* When it was first announced, they called DmC a origin story. Then a reboot. In this article, it mentions it takes place in a parallel universe. Maybe next they'll call it canceled :V
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3414 on: March 02, 2012, 03:02:33 PM »



That includes on Dante's design. After the entire fanbase called them out on it and they insisted they'd ignore any and all complaints and press on, the next footage of New Dante looked a bit less masturbatory
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3415 on: March 02, 2012, 03:11:48 PM »



That includes on Dante's design. After the entire fanbase called them out on it and they insisted they'd ignore any and all complaints and press on, the next footage of New Dante looked a bit less masturbatory

I still want to know how a gun with a modern semiautomatic action and barrel "feels like it was made a long time ago"
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3416 on: March 02, 2012, 03:15:33 PM »

Maybe it's the pointy bit at the bottom of the grip? Maybe old guns had pointy grips.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3417 on: March 02, 2012, 03:18:46 PM »

It's made out of wootz.

You know, so it can shatter every time it's fired.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3418 on: March 05, 2012, 10:03:25 AM »

SCP - Containment Breach

SCP - Containment Breach (free survival horror game)

Someone is working on this in their spare time. Could be good.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3419 on: March 05, 2012, 10:05:48 AM »

Fucking 173.  That shit creeps me right the fuck  out.
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