Topic: Game News Dump (Read 282025 times)

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #3760 on:** January 11, 2013, 04:16:24 AM »

Quote from: Defenestration on January 10, 2013, 11:10:49 PM

So who from the LB ventrilo is getting it it with me?

Before anyone may fall in that trap.

Niku · « **Reply #3761 on:** January 11, 2013, 05:03:55 AM »

why is it that every crossover game not made by nintendo shows a profound disinterest in maintaining the integrity of the characters they're using

i mean, okay, sonic has a car, fine, but why do the monkey ball characters have cars when they already have mini-games where they fly by opening the ball and flapping them like wings? why does wreck-it ralph have some tow truck instead of a sugar rush car? can't you give the jet set characters like, rocket skates or something (they could totally stabilize with spray paint cans)? why in the living fuck is wikipedia telling me that danica patrick is a character in this?

no sir, i am not buying what you are selling

Bal · « **Reply #3762 on:** January 11, 2013, 05:15:37 AM »

Quote from: Beat Bandit on January 11, 2013, 04:16:24 AM

Quote from: Defenestration on January 10, 2013, 11:10:49 PM
So who from the LB ventrilo is getting it it with me?
Before anyone may fall in that trap.

It's true, we don't let anyone into our secret fortress unless they ask or something.

Thad · « **Reply #3763 on:** January 11, 2013, 08:47:49 AM »

...Bal, scroll up the page.

But yeah, looks like fun; I can definitely get behind the Witcher guys doing a Blade Runner/Neuromancer/Matrix pastiche.

Bal · « **Reply #3764 on:** January 11, 2013, 08:49:07 AM »

Look, I'm not about to pay attention to things Ziiro says.

Defenestration · « **Reply #3765 on:** January 11, 2013, 10:43:00 AM »

Quote from: Beat Bandit on January 11, 2013, 04:16:24 AM

Quote from: Defenestration on January 10, 2013, 11:10:49 PM
So who from the LB ventrilo is getting it it with me?
Before anyone may fall in that trap.

I... what? No, I mean exactly what I said. I like meeting new people and getting to know those I have met better. I'm not beholden to the specific voice chat server I use and can join another or vice versa. There's no edict from on high banishing the masses. Not sure why you're being a jerk at random.

Niku · « **Reply #3766 on:** January 11, 2013, 06:25:21 PM »

defen, meet beat bandit

now you can safely ignore every single one of his posts

Niku · « **Reply #3767 on:** January 15, 2013, 01:19:48 PM »

as if millions of parent's wallets suddenly cried out in terror

tl;dr Disney is combining basically every single movie property they have into a blended mash of Skylanders and Minecraft. this is some weapons-grade marketing evil.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #3768 on:** January 15, 2013, 01:46:56 PM »

Apparently the makers of the Dead Island Riptide Zombie Edition felt the need to apologize for marketing to Niku with a foot-tall statue of a mutilated woman's bikini-clad torso.

Niku · « **Reply #3769 on:** January 15, 2013, 02:46:16 PM »

no head no sale

(this goes for many relationships)

Frocto · « **Reply #3770 on:** January 15, 2013, 02:50:56 PM »

Yeah, it might've actually been tasteful with a head, I'd really love to hear their reasoning there.

TA · « **Reply #3771 on:** January 15, 2013, 04:23:25 PM »

Sever the head or destroy the brain.

Brentai · « **Reply #3772 on:** January 15, 2013, 05:25:00 PM »

And it was already a girl, so.

DestyNova · « **Reply #3773 on:** January 15, 2013, 11:19:45 PM »

Something for the Sexy Losers crowd.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #3774 on:** January 18, 2013, 07:59:21 AM »

『KILLER IS DEAD（キラーイズデッド）』第1弾PV

New Grasshopper/Suda51 game.

Frocto · « **Reply #3775 on:** January 18, 2013, 05:01:17 PM »

yuuuuum

Gameplay is probably going to be awful but that's okay

François · « **Reply #3776 on:** January 18, 2013, 07:04:39 PM »

Goichi Suda has a dial in his brain. On the far left there's Flower, Sun and Rain, then going towards the right there's Killer 7, No More Heroes, Shadows of the Damned, and then Lollipop Chainsaw on the far end.

For this one, it looks like someone set the knob somewhere in the space between K7 and NMH. Which as far as I'm concerned may just be a sweet spot.

Brentai · « **Reply #3777 on:** January 18, 2013, 07:58:39 PM »

WARNING: The following is a spoiler of the nail-biting final boss battle of DmC: Devil May Cry.

DmC: Devil May Cry??? (Spoilers???? [But are you really surprised???])

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #3778 on:** January 18, 2013, 08:33:23 PM »

Quote from: François on January 18, 2013, 07:04:39 PM

Goichi Suda has a dial in his brain.

I see it more like two switches. 'gameplay' has "I want this to be fun" and "I want this to be artistic"; 'story' has "Life is horrible for everyone always" and "lol boobs and butts".

Finally they're both in position one.

A² · « **Reply #3779 on:** January 19, 2013, 12:29:53 PM »

Quote from: Thad on November 09, 2012, 08:31:50 PM

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It also requires Silicon Knights to cease producing or distributing those games, and to recall and destroy any unsold copies.

So how long until a judge orders a company to destroy all SOLD copies of a digitally-distributed product?

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-01-18-too-human-and-associated-content-pulled-from-xbox-marketplace

Currently unknown if the court order extended to Digital copies, or if this is just a happy excuse for Silicon Knights to try and erase the colossus-sized turd from existence.

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