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Commands:

Form pact.
- 7 (31.8%)
Face punch.
- 14 (63.6%)
Attempt escape.
- 1 (4.5%)

Total Members Voted: 22

Voting closed: March 19, 2009, 12:16:51 AM


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Author Topic: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb  (Read 4518 times)

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The Mayor

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2009, 07:02:59 AM »

A reminder to citizens:

Even the smallest splash can become a tsunami, given time.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2009, 08:49:02 AM »

Hmm.  Is the demon registered to vote?
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2009, 11:26:12 AM »

This guy ATE SOME OF THE MAYOR'S DAMNED SOUL.

Fuck him!  Make a pact with someone who isn't a complete dick.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2009, 11:53:18 AM »

Dude, like any two-bit lich can weaken the Mayor. Making a pact can only strengthen us. Time to think diplomatically rather than brutally.

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2009, 12:04:57 PM »

It isn't a pact he should be making with his righteous journey.  Demons aren't exactly great for making the world a better place.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2009, 01:14:22 PM »

What righteous journey? After waking up in a tomb, our first thought is to head forth and seek power through elections. While it initially seems distasteful to forge an alliance with a demon, after much thought I realized a more intelligent course was called for than brainlessly smashing our way through everything that displeases us. I'm not terribly satisfied that immediately forming a pact is the only option, but of what's available it's the best.

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2009, 01:14:41 PM »

Guys, guys, guys.  We're missing an important detail here.

Will this Pact, at any time, require The Mayor to shoot himself in the head?
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2009, 01:27:14 PM »

Wasn't one of the definitions for election something about a righteous journey or some crap?
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2009, 03:37:21 PM »

If we make a pact with him, will he be our running-mate?
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2009, 03:48:54 PM »

The next time I steal something from you guys I immediately expect you to try and strike up a deal with me instead of just punching me in the face and taking your shit back.

Otherwise you will all be a bunch of huge hypocrites and good sirs and/or madams if there is one thing I cannot abide besides the Dutch it is hypocrisy.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2009, 04:01:10 PM »

See, when it comes to something as ephemeral as a soul I am not 100% convinced that punching will result in refund.

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2009, 05:18:53 PM »

The Mayor can always fill the missing parts of his soul with money.

What's important is to get ourselves a god damned top hat. Getting one through violence only makes it a sweeter deal.

Also: this pact will require equal trade between host and demon, and that's communism. Beating the shit out of the demon, stealing its hat and making an indentured servant out of it? Totally freedom fries.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2009, 05:27:28 PM »

Dude, equal trade nothing.  This demon isn't worth wasting the skin on our knuckles hitting.  When get what we want out of him, we head off to the city and we hold an election.  The Mayor is all about cutthroat ruthlessness.

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2009, 01:29:47 AM »

Punch it imo
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 3 - Redwood Tomb
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2009, 01:31:11 AM »

Command:

2. Face punch.
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