Topic: No Country for Dirty Old Men (Read 5137 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #20 on:** September 01, 2008, 08:41:57 AM »

As far as I'm concerned, being sexually attracted to someone within spitting distance of Free-Game Age isn't creepy, just tragically illegal.

Being sexually attracted to a girl who you admit - constantly - is fucking immature and obnoxious isn't necessarily creepy either, but have some fucking standards, man.

Classic · « **Reply #21 on:** September 01, 2008, 08:43:50 AM »

The point of fantasies is that they're not dictated by reality... right?

Brentai · « **Reply #22 on:** September 01, 2008, 09:34:25 AM »

Can't tell you, too busy imagining you as a loli.

Norondor · « **Reply #23 on:** September 01, 2008, 09:39:38 AM »

Man, i am glad i do not have this problem. If it is a problem.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #24 on:** September 01, 2008, 09:55:43 AM »

It's not creepy that you found an almost legal teenager to be sexually attractive. What's creepy is that you decided to seek justification for your naughty thoughts on a message board.

Fredward · « **Reply #25 on:** September 01, 2008, 09:58:26 AM »

And what's disappointing is that you did not provide picture evidence of your conundrum.

Catloaf · « **Reply #26 on:** September 01, 2008, 11:07:39 AM »

Quote from: Kazz on September 01, 2008, 03:21:07 AM

Re: wanting to do hot 16-year-old girls. Is it wrong? No. Is it immoral? Probably. Is it illegal? Not in Michigan.

Age of consent here is 16. And I'm sure there are a few other states like us.

Guild · « **Reply #27 on:** September 01, 2008, 11:09:51 AM »

I, like most guys I know, am a master oogler. I've developed a sixth sense for when a girl is about to look into my eyes. I take every possible second available to stare then flick my gaze back to something else when they look.

And if you're REALLY good (ballsy) you do it while she's staring right at you. Not for a long time, but make it obvious you've noticed them without calling attention to it. Most girls like knowing their knockers are attention grabbing.

Kayma · « **Reply #28 on:** September 01, 2008, 02:14:32 PM »

Quote from: Guildenstern on September 01, 2008, 11:09:51 AM

I, like most guys I know, am a master oogler.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #29 on:** September 01, 2008, 03:15:42 PM »

16 is legal in NH. In VT, it's 15. So it isn't illegal to go after a young girl, not that I think you should obviously. It's kinda creepy to call your sister hot too.

Guild · « **Reply #30 on:** September 01, 2008, 03:20:12 PM »

I was an animal before I was a man.

Joxam · « **Reply #31 on:** September 01, 2008, 03:37:13 PM »

Yay for topic! Perhaps I'll be able to give the title of sick fucker away soon!

Just kidding.

I've always been of the opinion that there is a WIDE (not fine) line between fantasy and reality. If you think something is attractive even if its illegal to do them, so what? If you have fantasy about this even (you crazy mentally incestuous bastard you!), hey man, that's cool! If you think something is attractive even if its illegal to do them and you act on those thoughts or feelings, that's when you've got a problem... but what do I know, I'm a sick fucker!

sei · « **Reply #32 on:** September 01, 2008, 05:48:37 PM »

Wasn't it "sick fuck?"

Joxam · « **Reply #33 on:** September 01, 2008, 05:59:01 PM »

Probably, its been a while since I've played the sims.

Kazz · « **Reply #34 on:** September 01, 2008, 06:13:09 PM »

You can't WooHoo a teen in The Sims. Or a family member, for that matter.

sei · « **Reply #35 on:** September 01, 2008, 06:16:14 PM »

All this talk about ~~sex~~WooHooing. What if Guild has a fetish for being beaten with a cricket bat and doesn't fuck the girl, but has her knock him one upside the head? Where is he then?

Kayma · « **Reply #36 on:** September 01, 2008, 07:12:35 PM »

Quote from: sei on September 01, 2008, 06:16:14 PM

All this talk about ~~sex~~WooHooing. What if Guild has a fetish for being beaten with a cricket bat and doesn't fuck the girl, but has her knock him one upside the head? Where is he then?

Britain, probably.

Norondor · « **Reply #37 on:** September 01, 2008, 07:25:59 PM »

Or India

A couple people were shot at a cricket match in south Sacramento a couple days ago, actually, it was extremely unusual

Brentai · « **Reply #38 on:** September 01, 2008, 07:32:26 PM »

...the cricket match in Sacramento, or the shooting?

Norondor · « **Reply #39 on:** September 01, 2008, 08:10:55 PM »

The shooting at the cricket match, really, but i guess all three.

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