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Title: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Kazz on February 02, 2010, 08:36:20 AM: DO YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE THE PORN BOARD?

IF SO, SAY SO HERE.

You'll be added to a membergroup for which the board is visible.

Otherwise it will remain hidden to you.

also: membergroup changes are notorious for messing other things up; let me know if, when added to Pervert, you are missing anything you should be able to see or do
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Disposable Ninja on February 02, 2010, 08:38:08 AM: I will say it proudly: I AM A PERVERT YES YES YES GIVE IT TO ME HARDER FASTER
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Lottel on February 02, 2010, 08:39:46 AM: SUUUUUUUUURE. IT IS A FUNNY BOARD.

EDIT: I JUST LIKE BEING INCLUDED IN THINGS
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Shinra on February 02, 2010, 08:39:52 AM: last i checked every regular poster on these boards, myself included, was a pervert, so yes, please.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Niku on February 02, 2010, 08:41:05 AM: It is the only way I can smack some taste into these people.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Miss Cat Ears on February 02, 2010, 08:46:57 AM: Quote from: Lottel Gold on February 02, 2010, 08:39:46 AM
I JUST LIKE BEING INCLUDED IN THINGS
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Fuck Balls on February 02, 2010, 08:48:15 AM: t kazz people in pervert group cannot reply to or start new threads.

love Shinra
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Doom on February 02, 2010, 08:49:00 AM: Pass until Kazz actually has the group functioning properly.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Ted Belmont on February 02, 2010, 08:49:21 AM: Ok
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Beat Bandit on February 02, 2010, 08:59:06 AM: Can the group not be Yellow Scarves?
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Miss Cat Ears on February 02, 2010, 09:00:13 AM: Rygaron can't you just use your imagination :imagination:
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Envy on February 02, 2010, 09:01:05 AM: I wanna see how much I can be twisted yes.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Classic on February 02, 2010, 09:02:44 AM: I do solemnly vow to only post in emoticons until my ability to see your porns is restored.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: TA on February 02, 2010, 09:11:29 AM: i like'm the boobies sir
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: poopsie on February 02, 2010, 09:12:04 AM: it works now
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: patito on February 02, 2010, 09:15:11 AM: Wouldn't want to miss the next spider thread, so sure thing as long as posting is not broken anymore.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Mongrel on February 02, 2010, 10:30:36 AM: Quote from: MCE on February 02, 2010, 08:46:57 AM
Quote from: Lottel Gold on February 02, 2010, 08:39:46 AM
I JUST LIKE BEING INCLUDED IN THINGS

(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg) Tack my name on there.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Spaco on February 02, 2010, 10:41:13 AM: I'm not a pervert, but my.. err... friend is, so count me in.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Miss Cat Ears on February 02, 2010, 10:42:19 AM: HAHA YOU GUYS LIKE PORN
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Beat Bandit on February 02, 2010, 10:44:17 AM: Wait, I want to join either way.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Brentai on February 02, 2010, 10:59:27 AM: Global mods and admin are all perverts by default. :}

I'd suggest name of new group be Sexual Tyrannisauri, but that would be redundant. And nobody likes Velocirapists.

Fapatosaurs?
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Kazz on February 02, 2010, 11:04:29 AM: I don't know which is more embarrassing: just being labelled a "Pervert," or being a member of the JAKOVASAURS

Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackovasaurus
The episode originally aired on June 16, 1999.

holy shit dude
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: A² on February 02, 2010, 11:04:35 AM: Include plz
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Kayin on February 02, 2010, 11:10:46 AM: I demand breasts!
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Miss Cat Ears on February 02, 2010, 11:29:03 AM: Quote from: Brentai on February 02, 2010, 10:59:27 AM
I'd suggest name of new group be Sexual Tyrannisauri, but that would be redundant. And nobody likes Velocirapists.
What are you talking about velocirapists is the best thing I've heard all day
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Frocto on February 02, 2010, 11:39:44 AM: Quote from: Mongrel on February 02, 2010, 10:30:36 AM
(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg) Tack my name on there.

Weren't you one of the ~~dickless wonders~~ fine chappos complaining about this board?
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Kayin on February 02, 2010, 11:57:56 AM: Mongrel just said it was like catching his friends masturbating. That doesn't mean he can't get over catching his friends masturbating. :jizz:
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Lottel on February 02, 2010, 12:01:35 PM: Quote from: Kayin on February 02, 2010, 11:57:56 AM
Mongrel just said it was like catching his friends masturbating. That doesn't mean he can't get over catching his friends masturbating. :jizz:

Difference here is you compare notes afterwords.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Misha on February 02, 2010, 12:50:00 PM: yo
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: LaserBeing on February 02, 2010, 01:06:51 PM: in
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on February 02, 2010, 01:20:47 PM: I will join this group. Are there really people who don't want to join? Can we make this group replace our "Tested" position on the memberships page, to explore that possibility?
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Shinra on February 02, 2010, 01:33:44 PM: Quote from: MCE on February 02, 2010, 11:29:03 AM
Quote from: Brentai on February 02, 2010, 10:59:27 AM
I'd suggest name of new group be Sexual Tyrannisauri, but that would be redundant. And nobody likes Velocirapists.
What are you talking about velocirapists is the best thing I've heard all day

seconded for velocirapists

"Clevah girl" indeed.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: SCD on February 02, 2010, 01:42:25 PM: "Needs more tits"
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: PhilosopherDirtbike on February 02, 2010, 01:44:30 PM: I seem to remember reading a fanfic about Muldoon having sex with a Velociraptor. Also, yes, I would love to be a part of the group as well.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Niku on February 02, 2010, 01:55:01 PM: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/fan_fiction_friday_jurassic_park_guys_and_a_veloci.php

seriously guys, velocigina
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Miss Cat Ears on February 02, 2010, 02:03:12 PM: even vaginaraptor flows better than velocigina
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: NexAdruin on February 02, 2010, 02:08:58 PM: Can I be part of this newfangled membergroup please?
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Miss Cat Ears on February 02, 2010, 02:16:47 PM: don't do it he's a child
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: PhilosopherDirtbike on February 02, 2010, 02:18:21 PM: I agree with MCE on that. Velocigina sounds like an attachment for a sex robot. Like a fake vagina with high power vibrating walls or ripples. Vaginaraptor works a bit better as it establishes that the subject is a raptor. I also would have accepted Vulvelociraptor.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: NexAdruin on February 02, 2010, 02:18:29 PM: In some countries, maybe. I'm above the age of consent in my portion of the United States, and in places like Portugal (where the AoC is like nine).
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Miss Cat Ears on February 02, 2010, 02:23:22 PM: dude you better not be my little brother
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Mongrel on February 02, 2010, 02:37:44 PM: Quote from: Lottel Gold on February 02, 2010, 12:01:35 PM
Quote from: Kayin on February 02, 2010, 11:57:56 AM
Mongrel just said it was like catching his friends masturbating. That doesn't mean he can't get over catching his friends masturbating. :jizz:

Difference here is you compare notes afterwords.

I'm always mildly repelled and slightly embarrassed but insatiably curious.

I think that's appropriate frame of mind for a sex board.

***

More importantly, there is no way in hell I want to miss whatever the next iteration of "The Moonshine of Porn" will be.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Lobst on February 02, 2010, 02:57:43 PM: Signing up here! I'll be getting my boyfriend to do so as well.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Bongo Bill on February 02, 2010, 02:59:54 PM: (http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1299/6a00d83451d9f869e200e55.jpg)
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Phenwah on February 02, 2010, 03:01:42 PM: Quote from: Lobst on February 02, 2010, 02:57:43 PM
Signing up here! I'll be getting my boyfriend to do so as well.

Well, hi there! Consider this me signing up as well.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Kashan on February 02, 2010, 03:19:06 PM: Count me in.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Zach on February 02, 2010, 03:44:39 PM: (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/unhelpful/pipemonkey.jpg)
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Niku on February 02, 2010, 03:59:22 PM: Quote from: Phenwah on February 02, 2010, 03:01:42 PM
Well, hi there! Consider this me signing up as well.

cornerstar approved.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Büge on February 02, 2010, 04:14:09 PM: The DAoT was better

Regardless, count me in.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Brentai on February 02, 2010, 04:15:45 PM: T VAGINARAPTORS OR WHATEVER: Ahem.

"Vulvasaur".
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: NexAdruin on February 02, 2010, 04:29:53 PM: Quote from: MCE on February 02, 2010, 02:23:22 PM
dude you better not be my little brother
I am 110% certain that I am not related to you at all.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Royal☭ on February 02, 2010, 04:33:49 PM: I want to be a part of this.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Smiler on February 02, 2010, 04:42:23 PM: If I don't ask now, I'll end up being the only person on the forums not in the special group.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: François on February 02, 2010, 04:50:14 PM: I knew that if I stuck around long enough, porn would come back in fashion here. They didn't believe me; "time is not cyclical you randy retard", they said. But who's fapping now, you sons of bitches, huh? :lol:

that is to say yes i want in

in those exact words
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Royal☭ on February 02, 2010, 05:01:45 PM: Quote from: Smiler on February 02, 2010, 04:42:23 PM
If I don't ask now, I'll end up being the only person on the forums not in the special group.

Oh don't worry, we all know you're plenty special.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Niku on February 02, 2010, 05:12:00 PM: >laughingbrickman.wav
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Kazz on February 02, 2010, 05:18:06 PM: Pretty sure I caught up with everybody who wanted to be a pervert while I was at dinner.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Transportation on February 02, 2010, 05:52:17 PM: Quote from: Mongrel on February 02, 2010, 10:30:36 AM
Quote from: MCE on February 02, 2010, 08:46:57 AM
Quote from: Lottel Gold on February 02, 2010, 08:39:46 AM
I JUST LIKE BEING INCLUDED IN THINGS
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: François on February 02, 2010, 05:58:37 PM: So we need a "perverts in name only" group?
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: MarsDragon on February 02, 2010, 06:39:55 PM: Quote from: Transportation on February 02, 2010, 05:52:17 PM
Quote from: Mongrel on February 02, 2010, 10:30:36 AM
Quote from: MCE on February 02, 2010, 08:46:57 AM
Quote from: Lottel Gold on February 02, 2010, 08:39:46 AM
I JUST LIKE BEING INCLUDED IN THINGS

Quote from: ZedPower on February 02, 2010, 05:58:37 PM
So we need a "perverts in name only" group?

Looks like it.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Friday on February 02, 2010, 06:58:41 PM: make me a pervert kazz
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Lady Duke on February 02, 2010, 07:01:16 PM: I was inherently one so I didn't even have to ask to be added :3
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Miss Cat Ears on February 02, 2010, 07:29:04 PM: Aw Kazz, look what you did to Friday
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Zaratustra on February 02, 2010, 07:42:22 PM: ok hit me
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Catloaf on February 02, 2010, 09:06:37 PM: (http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q78/Catloaf/1194491064021.jpg)
What...? Yeah, I'm a pervert and belong in the pervert group.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Fortinbras on February 02, 2010, 09:14:57 PM: god yes, let me into the tits place.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Royal☭ on February 02, 2010, 09:20:34 PM: I read that as "tits palace" then I thought for a second and was sad.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Bongo Bill on February 02, 2010, 09:21:33 PM: There will be no tits palace unless we build it.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Miss Cat Ears on February 02, 2010, 09:23:06 PM: We could just redecorate the Taj Mahal.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Fortinbras on February 02, 2010, 09:29:41 PM: Quote from: Constantine on February 02, 2010, 09:20:34 PM
I read that as "tits palace" then I thought for a second and was sad.

Tits Palace is much better than what I said. Especially if we encorporate the dinosaur theme somehow.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Royal☭ on February 02, 2010, 09:31:18 PM: (http://lh3.ggpht.com/_fKTRo-PxzEk/SzP23mOJUjI/AAAAAAAAAUM/DDKRmaCyu88/s800/brontosig.jpg)
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Kayma on February 02, 2010, 09:38:55 PM: Hmm... what are the odds we could make this a setting that we can flip on or off? Turn access to brontography off while at work, then flip it back on for later, sexier times?

Apologies if the idea has already been bandied about. This shit exploded and I haven't had time to catch up.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: François on February 02, 2010, 09:41:51 PM: REGISTER A NEW ACCOUNT FOR WORK
:advice:
HOLD ON TO YOUR REAL IDENTITY AS LONG AS YOU CAN
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Kayma on February 02, 2010, 10:10:41 PM: Oh PS I totally want in.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Walker on February 02, 2010, 10:16:11 PM: Yes please. :want:
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Romosome on February 02, 2010, 11:54:02 PM: :nyoro~n:
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Saturn on February 02, 2010, 11:56:44 PM: GIMME DA BOOBIES.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Dooly on February 03, 2010, 05:39:36 PM: Cripes, I don't come here all Tuesday and there's all manner of crazy shit being rearranged.

Throw me on the list.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Norondor on February 03, 2010, 07:40:03 PM: i am in fact a tremendous intellectual pervert.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Romosome on February 03, 2010, 07:46:35 PM: ok that :nyoro~n: emoticon did mean I want access, if you couldn't take the hint
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Kazz on February 03, 2010, 07:49:38 PM: Quote from: Kayma on February 02, 2010, 09:38:55 PM
Hmm... what are the odds we could make this a setting that we can flip on or off? Turn access to brontography off while at work, then flip it back on for later, sexier times?

Apologies if the idea has already been bandied about. This shit exploded and I haven't had time to catch up.

if that was something i could do, it would have been what i did
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: upthorn on February 03, 2010, 11:26:05 PM: I am a pervert, I too would like to see the porn board.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Joxam on February 04, 2010, 11:20:36 AM: PERVERT ME UP
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Disposable Ninja on February 04, 2010, 11:35:27 AM: We accept all.

Just don't touch the hamsters.

They've seen things.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Dooly on February 05, 2010, 12:57:48 AM: Quote from: Disposable Ninja on February 04, 2010, 11:35:27 AM
We accept all.

Just don't touch the gerbils.

They've seen things.

They've read encyclopedias. (http://web.archive.org/web/20021021060506/www.solidsharkey.com/ffquotes.html)
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: sei on February 06, 2010, 02:48:31 PM: Quote from: Brentai on February 02, 2010, 10:59:27 AM
Global mods and admin are all perverts by default. :}

I'd suggest name of new group be Sexual Tyrannisauri, but that would be redundant. And nobody likes Velocirapists.

Fapatosaurs?
Members.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Defenestration on February 09, 2010, 05:06:41 AM: Quote from: MarsDragon on February 02, 2010, 06:39:55 PM
Quote from: Transportation on February 02, 2010, 05:52:17 PM
Quote from: Mongrel on February 02, 2010, 10:30:36 AM
Quote from: MCE on February 02, 2010, 08:46:57 AM
Quote from: Lottel Gold on February 02, 2010, 08:39:46 AM
I JUST LIKE BEING INCLUDED IN THINGS
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: PhilosopherDirtbike on February 11, 2010, 05:32:57 PM: Huh, I posted here and thought I had requested permission but never did. Whoops. I am interested in joining up as well.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Roger on February 14, 2010, 10:49:30 PM: I guess I'll leer in from the sidelines. :proceed:
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Influenza Enema on February 18, 2010, 03:51:36 PM: Why yes, I believe I would be interested in a forum dedicated to naughty pictures.

What a silly question.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Roger on February 21, 2010, 06:10:27 PM: That's odd. Fabulous secret powers aren't being revealed to me, but I'm holding aloft my magic sword.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Frocto on February 21, 2010, 06:30:56 PM: :schaudenfraude:
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: François on February 21, 2010, 06:43:48 PM: For God's sake, Overseer, let them in! They're starving out there. The vault has enough for everyone.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: VgameT on February 23, 2010, 02:37:18 PM: yeah ok
REVEAL YOUR SECRETS
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: sei on March 14, 2010, 06:29:58 PM: I'm starting to get curious about this, so what the hell.

Open up.
Title: Re: PERVERT GROUP
Post by: Kazz on March 17, 2010, 01:26:33 PM: hey i've totally missed most of the latest pervert signups so from now on PM me if you want in

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