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Title: steam shovel harry
Post by: Kazz on March 29, 2010, 03:20:54 AM
My high score is 343.

http://www.e4.com/game/steamshovel-harry/play.e4
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Detonator on March 29, 2010, 05:22:21 AM
I can't get past level 5.  Any help?
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Niku on March 29, 2010, 07:27:26 AM
You really just need to manage breaking up the asteroids into manageable mass in level 5.  Personally I've been playing around with different combinations of loadouts and I'm not sure which one is actually the best.  They've got their own merits.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Smiler on March 29, 2010, 07:29:42 AM
I was surprised by the plot twist at the end. I never saw it coming.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Brentai on March 29, 2010, 07:50:11 AM
(http://www.corporate-sellout.com/img/science-av.jpg)
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Kazz on March 29, 2010, 08:27:57 AM
I was surprised by the plot twist at the end. I never saw it coming.

[spoiler]his jaws really can dissolve anything[/spoiler]
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: yeoz on March 29, 2010, 08:34:54 AM
You can download the music for the game from here if you'd so like (http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/07/08/steamshovel-harry-music/)
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Kazz on March 29, 2010, 08:35:04 AM
You really just need to manage breaking up the asteroids into manageable mass in level 5.  Personally I've been playing around with different combinations of loadouts and I'm not sure which one is actually the best.  They've got their own merits.

i prefer the power of the man handy.  being able to break up big clusters and hop between them is more intuitive to me than just having the faster movement of the handy manny.

aside from that i go grab lander and phase inverter.  i don't even know why polarizoid is in the game.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Misha on March 29, 2010, 09:59:37 AM
nice
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Kayin on March 29, 2010, 10:57:13 AM
This should be required playing for anyone wanting to make a game.

Seriously.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Mothra on March 29, 2010, 12:15:34 PM
You motherfuckers
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Catloaf on March 29, 2010, 03:31:53 PM
You motherfuckers

[spoiler]Phew.  I didn't want to be the one to break the troll thread.  

But yeah, It wasn't funny.  I was being an impatient bastard the entire time and was thinking to myself "shutupshutupshutup!!! I want to play a game!  I know you took a lot of time to make this tutorial thing but Fuck You, the 15 minutes until the earth is destroyed will be up by the time this is over..."

Then

"...Oh, I get it.  Stupid, but I get it."
[/spoiler]

Detmod: spoilered for your safety
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Beat Bandit on March 29, 2010, 03:33:50 PM
Phew.  I didn't want to be the one to break the troll thread. 
In all fairness, you were, but you deleted it.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Kazz on March 29, 2010, 03:37:53 PM
lol

catloaf doesn't know how to dodge the rocket
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Niku on March 29, 2010, 03:42:08 PM
Eh, I can understand his impatience though.  He probably just alt+tabbed during the part of the tutorial that would have helped him.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Royal☭ on March 29, 2010, 03:46:23 PM
Ugh, okay, I can't stand it. People need to be warned.


To anyone playing this game, after the tutorial comes a scene of a couple having sex on a dead bear.  Do not play this game unless you want to see a couple having sex on a bear.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Catloaf on March 29, 2010, 03:48:04 PM
lol

catloaf doesn't know how to dodge the rocket
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q78/Catloaf/Reactions/38842121befab7944e76eb450ac80eba.jpg)
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q78/Catloaf/Reactions/1231983294392.gif)
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q78/Catloaf/Reactions/1186721555985.gif)
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Kazz on March 29, 2010, 03:50:22 PM
what is this weeaboo bullshit
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: SCD on March 29, 2010, 03:56:10 PM
Even the wait for the Anthem was worth it.  If I wasn't paying attention, I would not have found the giant lizards.  

Heed the Lizard's word, as they will assist you in those last two minutes.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Brentai on March 29, 2010, 06:05:49 PM
All kidding aside, I'm pretty amazed how many people didn't see where this was going by the time they got to Astronomy.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Detonator on March 29, 2010, 06:13:23 PM
what is this weeaboo bullshit

Whenever you break Catloaf, he spams anime .gifs until he reboots.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on March 30, 2010, 06:06:08 AM
All kidding aside, I'm pretty amazed how many people didn't see where this was going by the time they got to Astronomy.
That was the point I got tired of waiting and closed the window, so does that count?   :nyoro~n:
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Frocto on March 30, 2010, 06:12:12 AM
haha, kazz and brentai both wanted me to lp this, but catloaf spoiled it :3

thanks catloaf, I know you will protect me from banal lps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qae_TUTeGo
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Brentai on March 30, 2010, 06:47:50 AM
You seem to think that personal enjoyment = everyone else's enjoyment.

You could not be further from the truth.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Frocto on March 30, 2010, 07:11:15 AM
(http://www.freewebs.com/shojo-bat/ani-phoenix-thoughtful.gif)

(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9183/phoenixdeskslamu.gif)

(http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/6272/11370403627305bv.gif)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Jk-WObK2A

(http://www.mandible.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/phoenix-confidenta1.gif)
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Beat Bandit on March 30, 2010, 10:35:03 AM
You seem to think that Kazz's enjoyment = everyone else's enjoyment.

You could not be further from the truth.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Brentai on March 30, 2010, 06:39:19 PM
...how the fuck did we both end up fucking with Phoenix Wright sprites today?
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Torgo on March 31, 2010, 01:30:34 AM
You guys almost had me.  I started the "game" before reading the whole thread.  I got to the "Astronomy" of the tutorial when my mind snapped and I came back to the forum tab to bitch WHEN DO I GET TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME.  Then I hit the massive spoilarz.
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Frocto on March 31, 2010, 04:16:29 AM
...how the fuck did we both end up fucking with Phoenix Wright sprites today?

What were you doing?
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Kazz on March 31, 2010, 05:39:36 AM
i wish i had my admin powers back, for the sole purpose of deleting saturn's spoiler post
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Catloaf on March 31, 2010, 07:28:51 AM
Saturn's?
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Kazz on March 31, 2010, 04:03:27 PM
same diff
Title: Re: steam shovel harry
Post by: Detonator on March 31, 2010, 04:17:33 PM
i wish i had my admin powers back, for the sole purpose of deleting saturn's spoiler post

I spoilered it just in case anyone else still hasn't played it.