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Author Topic: Six Words  (Read 11438 times)

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #60 on: July 21, 2009, 03:05:56 PM »

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Catloaf

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #61 on: July 21, 2009, 04:02:51 PM »

Bowser fucks MarioPeach watches, masturbates*.

*For princess peach, this involves baking a cake, but that doesn't fit in 6 words.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #62 on: July 21, 2009, 04:12:43 PM »



I can never find this picture when I need it. *saves*
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #63 on: July 21, 2009, 05:04:04 PM »

Recalling the monk's lesson, he defecated.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #64 on: July 21, 2009, 05:09:11 PM »

"Six word fiction?!" the writer exclaimed.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #65 on: July 21, 2009, 05:28:16 PM »

And so he burst into flames.

See, the problem with that is that it's a single moment, not a story. The original six-word story told a great deal in that many words:

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For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #66 on: July 21, 2009, 05:58:11 PM »

We already established that Catloaf sucks at this, JD.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #67 on: July 21, 2009, 06:00:36 PM »

I don't know, I liked this one:

"Okay, let's try this shit again."

:whoops:
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #68 on: July 21, 2009, 06:06:15 PM »

The bees have won the day.

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #69 on: July 21, 2009, 06:10:23 PM »

This is the generic dudes turf.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #70 on: July 21, 2009, 06:15:01 PM »

This is the generic dudes turf.

WINNAR.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #71 on: July 21, 2009, 09:05:37 PM »

Losing is just your opponent winning.

A toast to toast; very dry.

Hell; a room, full of spiders.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #72 on: July 24, 2009, 01:51:14 PM »

Hell is more like being a copy editor where everyone uses semicolonspunctuates the way Catloaf does.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #73 on: July 24, 2009, 02:35:48 PM »

I've got one word for you;
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #74 on: July 24, 2009, 03:40:21 PM »

Stop!  It doesn't bend that way!
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #75 on: July 24, 2009, 04:45:31 PM »

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #76 on: July 25, 2009, 07:33:52 AM »

I am leaving the boards forever.
Listen close: Don't trust that Dog! :advice:
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #77 on: July 25, 2009, 07:34:35 AM »

"Cheeriness is a sexually transmitted disease."
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #78 on: July 25, 2009, 07:36:28 AM »

Nice post, but  :tldr:
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #79 on: July 25, 2009, 07:36:54 AM »

The joke is counting is hard.
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