Topic: Six Words (Read 11438 times)

Catloaf · « **Reply #61 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:02:51 PM »

Bowser fucks Mario. Peach watches, masturbates*.

*For princess peach, this involves baking a cake, but that doesn't fit in 6 words.

Kayma · « **Reply #62 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:12:43 PM »

I can never find this picture when I need it. *saves*

Kazz · « **Reply #63 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:04:04 PM »

Recalling the monk's lesson, he defecated.

Mongrel · « **Reply #64 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:09:11 PM »

"Six word fiction?!" the writer exclaimed.

JDigital · « **Reply #65 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:28:16 PM »

And so he burst into flames.

See, the problem with that is that it's a single moment, not a story. The original six-word story told a great deal in that many words:

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For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.

Detonator · « **Reply #66 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:58:11 PM »

We already established that Catloaf sucks at this, JD.

Mongrel · « **Reply #67 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:00:36 PM »

I don't know, I liked this one:

"Okay, let's try this shit again."

Catloaf · « **Reply #68 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:06:15 PM »

The bees have won the day.

Frocto · « **Reply #69 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:10:23 PM »

This is the generic dudes turf.

Mongrel · « **Reply #70 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:15:01 PM »

This is the generic dudes turf.

WINNAR.

Catloaf · « **Reply #71 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:05:37 PM »

Losing is just your opponent winning.

A toast to toast; very dry.

Hell; a room, full of spiders.

sei · « **Reply #72 on:** July 24, 2009, 01:51:14 PM »

Hell is more like being a copy editor where everyone ~~uses semicolons~~punctuates the way Catloaf does.

Brentai · « **Reply #73 on:** July 24, 2009, 02:35:48 PM »

I've got one word for you;

sei · « **Reply #74 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:40:21 PM »

Stop! It doesn't bend that way!

Brentai · « **Reply #75 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:45:31 PM »

INTRUDER ALERT: RED SPY IS FIRED

(Courtesy of Lyrai's alert board generator.)

Classic · « **Reply #76 on:** July 25, 2009, 07:33:52 AM »

I am leaving the boards forever.
Listen close: Don't trust that Dog!

Classic · « **Reply #77 on:** July 25, 2009, 07:34:35 AM »

"Cheeriness is a sexually transmitted disease."

Classic · « **Reply #78 on:** July 25, 2009, 07:36:28 AM »

Nice post, but

Classic · « **Reply #79 on:** July 25, 2009, 07:36:54 AM »

The joke is counting is hard.