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« on: March 11, 2008, 12:43:38 PM »

Just removed a Viagra spam thread; that's our second one.  Arc, don't we have Captcha or any such similar thing to keep the spammers out?

(A ban flag for usernames containing "Viagra" probably wouldn't hurt either.)
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Re: Spam
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2008, 12:54:22 PM »

That's a terrible idea.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2008, 12:55:52 PM »

I think it's a good thing.
The first time I joined a forum I joined as "ViagrantStoryFan"

That was a mistake, let me tell you.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2008, 09:09:02 PM »



:HUGE:
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Re: Spam
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2008, 09:10:24 PM »

Viagra loves youuuuuuu  :wuv:
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Re: Spam
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2008, 09:11:43 PM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2008, 09:16:20 PM »

My God

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Re: Spam
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2008, 11:08:26 PM »

BONERS!

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Re: Spam
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2008, 10:41:56 AM »

I saw this thread and thought Spram had come back.  :tears:
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Re: Spam
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2008, 07:15:53 AM »

Hey!  Back off, man!  The Circle of Jerks got that message, and WE'RE going to claim that money!
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Re: Spam
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2008, 10:34:32 AM »


I am a foreigneras, hence I have the absolute authority. Maybe I should collect; $1.72E+13 is a lot of money. I could almost pay off a fraction of the national debt with that much.

Isn't the listed national debt still under 12E+9?
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Re: Spam
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2008, 07:31:00 PM »

I could be wrong, but in European countries isn't billion (elsewhere) = trillion (USA) as far as counting?
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Re: Spam
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2008, 11:49:46 AM »

Quote from: Wikipedia
On 30 September 2008, the total U.S. federal debt passed the $10 trillion mark for the first time

Not to delve to deeply into Real World subject matter, but the National Debt is in the range of $50-100 trillion when the currently-unfunded liabilities associated with Social Security and Medicare are taken into the equation.

EDIT: Comments from the president of the Dallas Federal Reserve Bank on this issue.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2008, 12:12:47 PM »

Got a popup yesterday that said:

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ATTENTION! If your computer is struck by the spyware, you could suffer data loss, erratic PC behaviour, PC freezes and creahes.

Detect and remove viruses before they damage your computer!
Antivirus 2009 will perform a 100% FREE and quick scan  of your computer for Viruses, Spyware and Adware.

Do you want to install Antivirus 2009 to scan your computer for malware now? (Recommended)
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Re: Spam
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2008, 12:09:38 PM »

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Subject: Your account was bllocked!

 Give woman the first thing she expects from you -- the unforgetable pleasure
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We see a grand ethical discussion, and in another do not,
however, applaud this. Nor do they regard that dreadful
conflict eighteen akshauhinis of she had gained, from the
pinnacle of his successes, seemingly neverending procession,
she forgot in.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2008, 10:04:51 PM »

After that one spammer relay was shut down, my GMail account is down from ~12,000 spam per month to ~6,500.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2008, 10:09:36 PM »

Got a popup yesterday that said:

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ATTENTION! If your computer is struck by the spyware, you could suffer data loss, erratic PC behaviour, PC freezes and creahes.

Detect and remove viruses before they damage your computer!
Antivirus 2009 will perform a 100% FREE and quick scan  of your computer for Viruses, Spyware and Adware.

Do you want to install Antivirus 2009 to scan your computer for malware now? (Recommended)

That shit is serious business, apparently.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2008, 11:12:07 PM »

I'm hoping the one that says "If your computer is struck by the spyware, you could suffer data loss, erratic PC behaviour, PC freezes and creahes.  Because of his bloody life, it's no accident that he was involved in the troubles." isn't.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2009, 02:58:20 PM »

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Subject: Your have 1 new greeting card message Subscriber

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So, if you are SERIOUS to lose weight, it is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED...   
   
And, with a 100% money-back guarantee you can't go wrong. Can you?
So, go visit [link removed, but domain is the hilariously-named 4idiotsweightthree dot com] if you have made up your mind to buy it.

Have a nice day,
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Re: Spam
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2009, 08:08:38 PM »

Subject: Your shlong can be shlonger
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