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Title: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Kazz on May 16, 2008, 01:18:23 AM
For a while, I had trouble deciding if I wanted to die in a massive explosion or by jumping, from several stories high, into a swimming pool of running chainsaws.

I have decided that I would prefer the chainsaw pool to explode a second after I jump in.

Another favorite is flying so fast that my face caves in. (http://tinyurl.com/4nxvkq)  (Depicted starting at 3:00.)

How would you like to go out?
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Disposable Ninja on May 16, 2008, 10:23:29 AM
I haven't given much thought to how I'd die, but rather, to what I'd do before I died. Basically, I want to see my death coming at me, but only just long enough for me to blurt out "Oh Shi-!" and then get mauled by a shark or hit by a train or blown up before I could even finish saying fuck or shit.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Brentai on May 16, 2008, 10:34:11 AM
You know that idiot in every cartoon who's always pushing some kid out of the way of a speeding car but can't ever seem to get himself out of the way at the same time?  Yeah, that's me.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: James Edward Smith on May 16, 2008, 11:10:05 AM
I'm gonna have to go with having sex/raping a poison pussied ninja and then dying later in combat despite my perceived invulnerability due to said poisoning.

That or forgetting to cure my Boneitus due to spending too much time being an 80s guy.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Mothra on May 16, 2008, 11:23:17 AM
I plan on being one of those guys in the frontlines who gets mowed down during the first five seconds of the battle for cinematic effect.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Ted Belmont on May 16, 2008, 12:22:29 PM
I'm never going to die.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Classic on May 16, 2008, 12:24:35 PM
A battle in which I slay Thad an otherworldly malevolence but accrue several mortal wounds.

I'm never going to die.
"Live forever or die in the attempt." Is good, but this is an IF YOUS GOTTA thread. Right?
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: François on May 16, 2008, 01:16:03 PM
I'll go with a bitter grin as I see the universe die by my hand.

That, or on a comfy bed surrounded by family and friends.

Maybe both.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Kazz on May 16, 2008, 01:27:11 PM
I recall the opening cinematic of Deadlock.  At the end of a long and grueling battle, a man in regal clothing mutters "One chance left..." and presses a big red button.  A barrage of missiles immediately launch, whip around, and fall right on his location.  The camera zooms out to show that a good sixth of the planet has exploded.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Lady Duke on May 16, 2008, 01:51:40 PM
I just wanna die in my sleep, peacefully, thanks.

And I don't wanna die from a disease, like the Alzheimers I know I'm going to have later.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Büge on May 16, 2008, 02:29:16 PM
I just wanna die in my sleep, peacefully, thanks.

And not screaming in terror like the passengers of my car.

 :glee: I never get tired of that joke.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Niku on May 16, 2008, 03:39:53 PM
TOO MANY SEX
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on May 16, 2008, 04:01:38 PM
I've always wondered if what they say about coquagline (http://www.danampersanderic.org/dan_quiz/dan_quiz.html) is true.  I assume not, since that's the only web hit I can find for it.  But if it is, well, there you go.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Catloaf on May 16, 2008, 04:10:34 PM
I dream of dying in only one sense.  My brain preserved and kept alive or at least copied into a digital form.  I will then get myself a robot body and after baking up my brain's files about 1000 times over to make sure no important data corrupts, I will assist in the extermination of the flimsy mortal meat beings I once was.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Kazz on May 16, 2008, 04:22:49 PM
that doesn't count.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Koah on May 16, 2008, 05:38:32 PM
I was hoping for something involving the heat death of the universe.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Catloaf on May 16, 2008, 07:18:53 PM
that doesn't count.
Does being put into a super powered clone-body count?
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Bal on May 16, 2008, 11:20:39 PM
I intend to die how I lived. As an enormous drain on the American tax payer.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Classic on May 17, 2008, 12:13:57 AM
Alternate Death:

Due to perish by radiation poisoning. The proper dose, instead of causing essentially immediate and terrible desquamation will instead cause your body to turn on itself in the most horrendous pain you'll ever experience in your short, miserable life over the course of a week or two. But for the month before that, you'll basically live consequence free, short of being doomed to die. Plenty of time to sort out your life and say your goodbyes before the harrowing of your meaty shell.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Kazz on May 17, 2008, 12:46:29 AM
you'll basically live consequence free, short of being doomed to die.

you realize this is normal life, right

(unless you are religious or immortal, respectively)
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Classic on May 17, 2008, 12:58:32 AM
The idea is that you can plan for a death that's going to come very certainly and in a fairly stable time-frame. I don't know when you're going to die of fucking "natural causes" Kazz. When you die, it's going to be a goddamn shock and I'm going to either feel guilty that I trolled you too much or too little. If say, you were going to die within the next couple of months, I could spend that time really finding the sweet spot of how pissed with me you should be at any given moment.

I also don't live every day like I'm going to fall apart in a week. I don't go out of my way to ignore my responsibilities or do any of the narcissistic but fun stuff people are presumed to do when they have certain death encroaching upon them.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Dooly on May 17, 2008, 03:07:17 AM
I don't know about my death, but I've always thought it would be fun to have my corpse strapped with explosives and thrown out of an airplane to detonate in free fall.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Classic on May 17, 2008, 06:41:03 AM
Over where?
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Kazz on May 17, 2008, 10:25:18 AM
Classic: I appreciate your concern for reality, but I was thinking of "consequence free" in the sense that once we are dead, we disappear forever into nothingness.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Ted Belmont on May 17, 2008, 11:42:58 AM
I guess it would be pretty sweet to be murdered by an evil version of myself from an alternate universe.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Beat Bandit on May 17, 2008, 11:52:12 AM
I haven't thought of exactly how I want to die, but I know what I want to leave behind.

A full scale statue of myself in a nice suit with a space helmet, stethoscope and cowboy hat, riding a velociraptor.

The base will read "Rygaron: the first doctor, lawyer, astronaut cowboy... and he probably also rode dinosaurs."
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Disposable Ninja on May 17, 2008, 12:48:12 PM
Oh, speaking of death and cowboys: Major Kong.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Mongrel on May 17, 2008, 01:07:46 PM
Oh, speaking of death and cowboys: Major Kong.

Now yer talkin'.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Arc on May 17, 2008, 01:38:59 PM
(http://brontoforum.us/Themes/default/images/post/slim.gif) :fukit: The only way to fly.

Ray Charles will surely be there with me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft5e0ko21xw
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Guild on May 17, 2008, 01:47:01 PM
I know how I am going to die.

I am not sharing this information with anyone.

My only hint is that it will be at an advanced age and after many attempts to avoid same.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Disposable Ninja on May 17, 2008, 02:25:39 PM
Or I could just kill myself after watching that video Arc put up.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Arc on May 17, 2008, 05:05:28 PM
:attn: Drink up!
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Saturn on May 17, 2008, 08:54:33 PM
LAUGH AND GROW FAT.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: R^2 on May 22, 2008, 09:24:48 AM
I'm already dead. I just don't know it yet.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Norondor on May 22, 2008, 01:14:28 PM
I'm not as concerned with the specifics of my death as what i will end up doing with myself afterwards.

If you want a hint, here it is: you won't see me, but i'll be getting shit done.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Disposable Ninja on May 22, 2008, 01:21:22 PM
I want my body donated to science.

Or necrophiliacs. Whoever's closest.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Sharkey on May 22, 2008, 10:17:12 PM
Climactic gun-and-sword fight with my cartoonishly evil nemesis atop a skyscraper, punctuated by flashbacks to a lost love.

I don't know if this is something I most want, or if this is something I'm most afraid of. Because some days it seems very, very fucking likely.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Fredward on May 22, 2008, 10:34:10 PM
Read that as "fleshbacks". That might work, too.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Brentai on May 22, 2008, 11:19:09 PM
And with one little typo, Sharkey's death becomes a Silent Hill ending.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Arc on May 23, 2008, 12:08:41 AM
I want my body donated to science.

Or necrophiliacs. Whoever's closest.

I'll make sure you have your cake, and get banged by it too.

:cake:
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Friday on May 23, 2008, 03:05:37 AM
I guess it would be pretty sweet to be murdered by an evil version of myself from an alternate universe.

Yeah, she seemed to think it was pretty cool.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: James Edward Smith on May 23, 2008, 08:47:57 AM
Climactic gun-and-sword fight with my cartoonishly evil nemesis atop a skyscraper, punctuated by flashbacks to a lost love.

I don't know if this is something I most want, or if this is something I'm most afraid of. Because some days it seems very, very fucking likely.

But won't our hair be backwards?
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Sharkey on March 20, 2013, 03:45:28 PM
Climactic gun-and-sword fight with my cartoonishly evil nemesis atop a skyscraper, punctuated by flashbacks to a lost love.

I don't know if this is something I most want, or if this is something I'm most afraid of. Because some days it seems very, very fucking likely.

But won't our hair be backwards?

Oh, man. I just got that. See, I thought you meant our hair would be stuck on backwards. Just had to let it rattle around for half a decade.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Sharkey on March 20, 2013, 09:05:56 PM
What, nothing? That took me five years to set up.

 ::(:

So, yeah. Favorite deaths. Got any new ones?

Because I can probably arrange some of them, within reason.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Büge on March 20, 2013, 10:13:45 PM
I think Geo's given up the internet for polygamy.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Sharkey on March 20, 2013, 10:28:11 PM
 UTAAAAAAAHHHH!

:MENDOZAAAAA:

Probably? Well, I guess I'm making kind of an assumption there.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Ocksi on March 21, 2013, 01:43:10 AM
I think he might actually just still be banned from here.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Smiler on March 21, 2013, 06:42:27 AM
Nope, not banned. He's still mad about being tempbanned for repeatedly posting nsfw pictures in a werewolf game I guess.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Brentai on March 21, 2013, 07:43:40 AM
His ban is temporary insofar as I haven't particularly bothered to maintain it.  If he shows his face around me again though it'd better be with some upfront proof that he no longer has the mentality of a frat boy.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Death
Post by: Sharkey on March 21, 2013, 02:47:08 PM
Aw. But everybody here is such a unique snowflake of loathsomeness. Seems unfair to single him out.