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King Klown

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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2009, 08:02:18 PM »

Assume they do, and stop worrying about it.

 
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2009, 08:35:53 PM »

That's boring.

You're boring.

And that's your problem!

See?  Easy.
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2009, 12:48:41 AM »

I just double-checked that confirmation email I received, and apparently when I ordered my Mother 3 guide, I requested it to be delivered to a nonexistent address. It's been listed as "undeliverable". Uh... help?
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2009, 06:58:35 AM »

Who was supposed to deliver it (USPS, Fedex, etc)?  Talk to them.
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2009, 03:07:10 PM »

I feel tired and lethargic at all times! Taking naps in the middle of the day leaves me more tired! Am I being haunted by a ghost!?
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2009, 03:09:03 PM »

Take a walk, fatty.
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2009, 03:49:03 PM »

Are you remembering to eat your food pills?
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2009, 04:01:41 PM »

But pills are gross!
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2009, 07:43:11 PM »

My knees are often sore after a long day at work! Help me, Internet!
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2009, 08:18:24 PM »

Stop working.

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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #30 on: June 22, 2009, 09:02:42 PM »

LESS ORAL
:advice:
MORE ANAL
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2009, 05:43:58 AM »

Use aloe vera to treat a burn.
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2009, 06:22:14 AM »

MORE STEAMED VEGETABLES
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2009, 06:42:09 AM »

Orgasm clears the sinuses.
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2009, 08:59:11 AM »

Fucked the snot outta her.
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2009, 04:37:41 PM »

Internet is not helpful. :humpf:
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2009, 04:42:37 PM »

Internet is not helpful. :humpf:

Try a religion!
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2009, 04:54:28 PM »

* Rub your knees down with eucalyptus oil or, if you want to be fucking old man, Ben Gay.
* Consider a knee brace if it's really that bad.
* Your ligaments are probably fucked, take some Vitamin C and Selenium supplements.
* Take a walk, fatty.
* Consider asking for health advice from a place not called "Worst Forums Ever".
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2009, 11:46:00 AM »

I've had to sleep with the dimmer on in my adjacent living room because every time I see pitch black darkness I think a bunch of eyes and teeth are going to eat me. By coincidence, I recently played to 247/250 gems in Eversion.

Any tricks I can play on my mind?
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Re: Remedies!
« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2009, 11:55:25 AM »

Before you sleep, meditate for one hour.

During that hour, imagine yourself punching the shit out of a bunch of eyes and teeth.
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