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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #320 on: February 17, 2010, 06:53:47 PM »

Ferrets are super cute.  They make me think more of cats than dogs though, and if it's not dogs then I'm clueless.  Can you really train them to a litterbox?  Are they good pets?  :tldr:
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #321 on: February 17, 2010, 07:16:41 PM »

Okay, I had a ferret when I was a little kid.  You know what ferrets do?  They smell.  They smell terrible and there's no real way to get rid of it.  And they get themselves into absolutely any place that could possibly have a ferret hiding in it so they smell everywhere.

So yes they're fine pets if you don't care that your house will forever smell like a college dorm.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #322 on: February 17, 2010, 07:19:49 PM »

Yes, you can. They're from the Mustelid family so they have scent glands, but they're not very smelly. Your mileage may vary though. Mrs. Ferret used a litterbox and she had the cutest farts.

EDIT: Or listen to Brentai.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #323 on: February 17, 2010, 07:21:44 PM »

When all is said and done, dogs make pretty low maintenance pets.  Sleep. Eat. Poop outside.  Throw a toy for me once in a while.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #324 on: February 17, 2010, 07:58:45 PM »

Dogs have to be either taken outside or let outside and can't be left alone for long, though.  You can just pour a big bowl of food and a baking dish of water and a fresh litter box and leave a cat for a week if you need to.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #325 on: February 17, 2010, 08:09:06 PM »

I just open my apartment door, tell Ness to hurry up, and he runs downstairs to do his business and comes upstairs when he's done.  And because I'm an asshole I don't do any poop cleaning up, unlike with cats.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #326 on: February 17, 2010, 08:15:20 PM »

What do you do if you have to leave town for a couple days?
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #327 on: February 17, 2010, 08:17:48 PM »

We're not actually having this argument, are we?
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #328 on: February 17, 2010, 08:46:55 PM »

 :rage: DOGS R BEST

When I leave town a friend comes over and lets him out once a day.  That's all he needs.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #329 on: February 17, 2010, 08:47:58 PM »

I bet Yahtzee likes dogs but refuses to have them.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #330 on: February 17, 2010, 08:48:58 PM »

You can get dogs drunk.  That is an awesome thing.  You can't get cats drunk  :humpf:
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #332 on: March 04, 2010, 12:52:06 PM »

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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #333 on: March 04, 2010, 01:11:25 PM »

Oh doggy baby.  It is so sweet because he doesn't realize he's missing legs.  He's just like HEY GUYS I'M A PUPPY PLS LOVE ME I LOVE YOU
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #334 on: March 04, 2010, 04:51:14 PM »

 :advice: I CAN MAKE IT ON MY OWN
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #335 on: March 05, 2010, 05:38:02 AM »

..Li'l Brudder :painful: :sadpanda: :;_;:
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #336 on: March 06, 2010, 07:33:43 AM »

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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #337 on: March 16, 2010, 04:57:44 AM »

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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #338 on: March 16, 2010, 08:13:09 PM »

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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #339 on: March 16, 2010, 10:59:05 PM »

Only confused about why he was doing fetch quests for the locals.  He figured out they weren't necessary and moved on.
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