Topic: A Dragon Eats You (Read 8105 times)

Friday · « **Reply #21 on:** April 10, 2009, 06:03:29 PM »

4. Pfft. Ogres aren't real. If he was real, he'd have a wart.

Presented with this empirical evidence, the Ogre vanishes in a puff of smoke.

Congratulations! You have slain an Ogre!

You gain 275 exp, and 48 gold.

You have reached level 2! You now have 2 stats points to spend.

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1. A Dragon Eats You.

2. Put them both into strength.

3. Nah, dex.

4. Actually, you could use some more con. HPs, baby!

5. Really, what you need is smarts. Int all the way!

6. A wise man once said: Low level adventurers pump wisdom.

7. On the other hand, high charisma will get you a discount at shops. Always useful!

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Brentai · « **Reply #22 on:** April 10, 2009, 06:18:03 PM »

McFrugal · « **Reply #23 on:** April 10, 2009, 06:53:56 PM »

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #24 on:** April 10, 2009, 06:59:04 PM »

SCD · « **Reply #25 on:** April 10, 2009, 08:49:55 PM »

Kazz · « **Reply #26 on:** April 10, 2009, 09:43:14 PM »

Niku · « **Reply #27 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:04:29 AM »

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #28 on:** April 11, 2009, 08:13:39 AM »

7. Maybe if our charisma is high enough the dragon fight will have a text box where we convince him to kill himself.

Guild · « **Reply #29 on:** April 11, 2009, 11:38:09 AM »

Isn't anyone going to pick A Dragon Eatsss You?

Friday: When you first made one of these, I at first thought it was a parody of my CYOA (the one I never finished because it turns out I suck) but later I realized you'd taken my broken toy and fixed it and I was like *perfect* and then i bonked something with my weener in a dream and i died hurf

Therefore: 7 because charisma is the tits.

Brentai · « **Reply #30 on:** April 11, 2009, 11:39:31 AM »

Quote from: Guild on April 11, 2009, 11:38:09 AM

charisma is the tits.

Romosome · « **Reply #31 on:** April 11, 2009, 11:41:51 AM »

Friday · « **Reply #32 on:** April 11, 2009, 11:45:54 AM »

Quote

(the one I never finished because it turns out I suck)

You don't suck. Your labyrinth game was great. I don't remember any CYOA you ever made, unless you mean the Labyrinth, though.

Friday · « **Reply #33 on:** April 11, 2009, 11:51:51 AM »

7. On the other hand, high charisma will get you a discount at shops. Always useful!

You absently dump both points into Charisma, feeling a sudden burst of tits, hips, ass, and the ability to speak well.

Looking down at yourself, you realize that you possess the tits. Cool. You've always wanted some.

But before this story can veer down a gender bender fic any further, a hideous Dire Black Ooze slurps around the corner.

You can't remember for the life of you whether such things were weak to fire or cold! Or maybe it was lightning.

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1. A Dragon Eats You.

2. Well, first things first: Cast analyze to discover the weakness.

3. Thrust your sword into its moist depths.

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Romosome · « **Reply #34 on:** April 11, 2009, 11:53:38 AM »

2

let's keep this a gender bender fic and avoid the peril/vore fics

looking at you, Niku

McDohl · « **Reply #35 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:06:08 PM »

Hopefully we don't get eated before the casting time is over. 2

Guild · « **Reply #36 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:18:58 PM »

Quote from: Friday on April 11, 2009, 11:45:54 AM

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(the one I never finished because it turns out I suck)

You don't suck. Your labyrinth game was great. I don't remember any CYOA you ever made, unless you mean the Labyrinth, though.

http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=987.0

3 if by sword you mean penis (let's make this a gender-bender peril/vore fanfic)

Friday · « **Reply #37 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:25:45 PM »

Quote from: Guild on April 11, 2009, 12:18:58 PM

Quote from: Friday on April 11, 2009, 11:45:54 AM
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(the one I never finished because it turns out I suck)

You don't suck. Your labyrinth game was great. I don't remember any CYOA you ever made, unless you mean the Labyrinth, though.

http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=987.0

Oh. Huh. Yeah, I guess I never noticed that. I certainly don't remember it now, looking at it. Anyway, I think I already mentioned that the idea for the readers to control the story came to me while writing F Project, so, I didn't steal from you on purpose!

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #38 on:** April 11, 2009, 01:16:38 PM »

3. I'm avoiding any option where a one could show up, so no talking, no reading, just stabbing and possibly raping.

SCD · « **Reply #39 on:** April 11, 2009, 01:27:31 PM »

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