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Poll

How would you describe yourself?

Straight
- 25 (43.1%)
Gay/Lesbian
- 1 (1.7%)
Bisexual (no preference)
- 5 (8.6%)
Mostly Straight
- 20 (34.5%)
Mostly Gay/Lesbian
- 0 (0%)
Terrifying Slut
- 3 (5.2%)
Entirely Other
- 1 (1.7%)
Asexual
- 3 (5.2%)

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Author Topic: Genital Preference  (Read 5118 times)

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Brentai

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Re: Genital Preference
« Reply #60 on: February 20, 2010, 03:43:11 PM »

When words aren't enough, that's when we turn to online personality tests.



As you can see I clearly inhabit the Uncanny Valley of Taking it Up the Ass.
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Re: Genital Preference
« Reply #61 on: February 20, 2010, 04:42:14 PM »

Ha, that test is retarded. Answering "No, but I would like to" to all the "Have you ever done X with a member of the opposite sex?" questions counts as "mild interest in the same sex". I answered "No, do not want!" to all the "same sex" questions, but being a virgin effectively earned me gay points.
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Re: Genital Preference
« Reply #62 on: February 20, 2010, 05:23:38 PM »

What's the site for that quiz so we can all compare scores numerically?
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Re: Genital Preference
« Reply #63 on: February 20, 2010, 06:02:14 PM »

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Re: Genital Preference
« Reply #64 on: February 20, 2010, 11:55:44 PM »

Yeah, I guess it is retarded.  34 truthfully, 43 lying because I have no experience.


The really :hurr: thing about it is the fact that it gives you hetero points for homophobia.  Which has nothing to do with personal preference.
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Re: Genital Preference
« Reply #65 on: February 21, 2010, 06:18:24 AM »

...Aren't many homophobes thus because they're uncomfortable with their own feelings...?
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Re: Genital Preference
« Reply #66 on: February 21, 2010, 09:31:02 AM »

Scored a 9 (Bi, Slightly Straight), working from the perspective of my target sex -- I said I would do virtually anything the test suggests with a same-sex partner except be in a relationship with them, and I suspect I'd even be okay with that if the questions up to that point were formatted with proper punctuation. 

Who reaches out and touches anyone's penis/vagina as a consequence of tripping?  Wouldn't the one being touched have to be naked for that to be physically plausible -- especially if they're a woman?  What kind of awkward tripping configuration would have to take place for that to be even possible?
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Re: Genital Preference
« Reply #67 on: February 21, 2010, 10:46:19 AM »

I think it'd be a blind grope toward that region.
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Re: Genital Preference
« Reply #68 on: February 21, 2010, 11:05:28 AM »

...Aren't many homophobes thus because they're uncomfortable with their own feelings...?

I would more classify that as them feeling that homosexuality is wrong or fearful that their loved ones might feel that way first, which is often why straight people are homophobic too.
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Re: Genital Preference
« Reply #69 on: February 21, 2010, 12:29:16 PM »

Who reaches out and touches anyone's penis/vagina as a consequence of tripping?  Wouldn't the one being touched have to be naked for that to be physically plausible -- especially if they're a woman?  What kind of awkward tripping configuration would have to take place for that to be even possible?

Japan told me it happens all the time.
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Re: Genital Preference
« Reply #70 on: February 21, 2010, 12:34:30 PM »

working from the perspective of my target sex -- I said I would do virtually anything the test suggests with a same-sex partner except be in a relationship with them

then they're not really your "target" sex, are they?

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