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Discussion Boards => Real Life => Topic started by: Mothra on December 08, 2008, 05:22:36 PM
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I have a burning, unquenchable lust for Jewel Staite that refuses, despite all efforts, to be ignored. Might just be the baffling decision to dye her hair blonde (http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8527/jewelstaitedh3.jpg), or the dramatic leap back to her WB High Ground pseudo-ditz shenanigans with Stargate Atlantis, but it looks like a lot of it was just Kaylee's character as the cute-as-a-button sing-songy oil-stained greasemonkey. Something about a savvy, strong-willed, almost predatory woman who chooses to present herself as just a big old barrel of smiles just hits all the right notes.
Could also be the fact that Kaylee is the impossible combination of all the best qualities of a girl, without any girly interests.
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(http://www.spacecasestv.com/images/cat.jpg)
Oh hey, another show I watched just because I wanted to fuck Kaylee.
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Let's all agree that Kaylee is just adorable.
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Could also be the fact that Kaylee is the impossible combination of all the best qualities of a girl, without any girly interests.
What about that one episode where she got all gussied up for that ball and Mal got in a swordfight? Because I don't know about you, but wearing big poofy dresses isn't quite gender neutral.
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in b4 "speak for yourself"
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:mahboi: ah,
in b4 "speak for yourself"
... :over9000:
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Mal is basically my dream man. Cowboy mysterious spaceman in SPACE?!!?!
I'd fuck Kaylee though, yeah
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My god Friday, me too. I'm glad it's not just me or something.
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is there anyone here who would not fuck this Kaylee
so far we've established that neither gender nor actually seeing the show are barriers
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Well she's just so awesome. How can you not love her?
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some people prefer that River Tam chick I hear ok shutting up before I'm made fun of for not knowing shit
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I appreciate both Kaylee and River in different, unique ways. And would do them both.
Also, I'm easy. :shrug:
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Spouse
Matt Anderson (25 April 2003 - present)
::(:
Jewel Belair Staite
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:ohshi~:
Well, Summer Glau is still unmarried... right?
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Does Inara give off an air of "out of every mortal human's league" or what?
Because she's easily the most beautiful one, but people all declare their love for the fat one and the crazy one.
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And I guess I'm the only guy here who'd bork Zoe, right?
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And I guess I'm the only guy here who'd bork Zoe, right?
Zoe borks you, not the other way around. And I'd bet that most of the people on this forum would be happy to bork with any girl that has had a speaking role on any Whedon show.
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River is too creepy for my tastes. And Inara is literally a whore, I don't care how accepted it is in that society, I wouldn't want to be with a woman who has been with tons of people (as part of her career or otherwise).
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::(: I'm sorry Kazz, did you just call Jewel Saite fat? Do we need to do terrible battle?
RE: Morena Baccarin,
I don't think it's quite that... Mostly that her job is 50% manipulating people. It's also something that doesn't really need to be discussed. Nor, Gina Torres.
To be honest, the Summer Glau comment was a bit of a throwaway, because she's a bit too young in her role as River. (which is pretty fucking odd because she's older than Jewel.)
EDIT: More on Ms. Baccarin:
I don't remember too well, but iirc, I was really unimpressed with her commentary on the firefly dvd. Whedon and Fillian have a really good dynamic for commentary, and they do the first ep. So it could just be following a really tough act.
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They made Jewel Staite gain weight for the role.
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No one on TV is ugly.
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I'm glad I kept my opinion that young Jewel Saite bears a disturbing resemblance to Julianna Rose Mauriello to myself.
I mean, uh
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I'm glad I kept my opinion that young Jewel Saite bears a disturbing resemblance to Julianna Rose Mauriello to myself.
I mean, uh
I don't see it in her Adult acting career, but I definitely see it on space cases, and mentioned as much earlier on finalfight. I think it's mostly the hair though.
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Adult acting career
I know what you mean, but I suddenly want to search for "adult" media that she's been in.
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Does Inara give off an air of "out of every mortal human's league" or what?
Her personality is essentially Deanna Troi.
Yyyyyyyeah.
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...I once took a Which Firefly Character are You? test and got Kaylee.
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Could also be the fact that Kaylee is the impossible combination of all the best qualities of a girl, without any girly interests.
What about that one episode where she got all gussied up for that ball and Mal got in a swordfight? Because I don't know about you, but wearing big poofy dresses isn't quite gender neutral.
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in b4 "speak for yourself"
What about the part where she starts into the party by fucking decimating the h'ordeurves and talking to a gaggle of dudes about aligning hypo-spanners 'n such? Engine talk? Hardly ladylike!
That she can pull of such a comically poofy dress with such... such majesty is yet another Best Quality Of A Girl. Cartalk being about as far away from girly interests like... frigging... like.... moisturizers and shit, as one can get!
Does Inara give off an air of "out of every mortal human's league" or what?
For me at least, it's the way she seems downright incapable of having fun. I get the feeling a night with Inara is a night of formal, polite, fully-dressed 17th-century aristocrisex.
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...I once took a Which Firefly Character are You? test and got Kaylee.
I think I have an idea of which Firefly girl I'd like to bork now, uh-huuuuuuuuuuh. (http://www.corporate-sellout.com/brad-av4.jpg)
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...I once took a Which Firefly Character are You? test and got Kaylee.
I think I have an idea of which Firefly girl I'd like to bork now, uh-huuuuuuuuuuh. (http://www.corporate-sellout.com/brad-av4.jpg)
:barf: Must stop clicking things wantonly.
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...anyway. I think my favorite part is that the thread is titled "ACTRESSES you want to fuck" but everybody in the thread is too much of a damn fanboy to actually discuss the actresses. Guys, Morena Baccarin isn't a prostitute in real life. Probably.
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Someone mistitled the split then. It's not like this is the first time the subject of fictional crushes has come up.
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Speaking of actresses who've played prostitutes: Rosario Dawson. With Gusto.
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Guys, Morena Baccarin isn't a prostitute in real life. Probably.
What Romo said. I know I made my post about Inara - not Morena Baccarin - before the split.
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I happen to find Marisa Tomei very attractive.
That was one uncomfortable Seinfeld episode (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cadillac_(Seinfeld_episode)), let me tell you.
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I actually had this conversation with my girlfriend the other night. We agreed to split the Gyllenhaals.
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Someone mistitled the split then. It's not like this is the first time the subject of fictional crushes has come up.
There seemed to be equal chatter over the actresses and characters. I just decided on Creepy over Pathetic.
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Jack Bauer and Al Bundy's daughter please.
Edit: I'm told these are different women. In this case, both at once. Is this an allowable answer? I can cite precedent.
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No one on tv is ugly.
I humbly disagree, good Kazzius, and in such spirit I present you this example: click (http://dexterfan.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/bio-carpenter.jpg)
Also: click (http://www.teentelevision.com/gallery/4208/101459/7/jennifer-carpenter.html)
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you're seriously not helping your case, "Superface", if that is your real name.
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See, that's what I'm talking about!
To me she's SO ugly, a goddamned MUTANT, and EVERY other male on the planet seems to think she's smokin' hot!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
:objection: :wrong: :wrong: :wrong: :fukit:
Back on topic: Rachel McAdams (http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Rachel_McAdams_Biography.jpg)
Jessica Alba (http://www.nofullstop.com/blog/images/Jessica_Alba.jpg)
..just so sweet and adorable. :D
Also seconding Rosario Dawson (http://celebvids.blog.hu/media/image/Rosario_Dawson-Clerks_2-1.jpg). Very cool, gorgeous, and with an edge to her personality that rocks.
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You guys are all cracked. Why settle for second best?
(http://bigdaddyseashell.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/grace-kelly-life-cover.jpg)
(http://bp3.blogger.com/__wblanPewTU/RyJjETyecKI/AAAAAAAAAR4/CEFh7Wtebsk/s400/grace.jpg)
(http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/rvx/06/actrices-age-d-or-hollywood/rvx-grace-kelly.jpg)
:perfect:
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Dexter's Sister? I'd be all over that like peanut butter on rice, and so too is Dexter himself. Wincest. (http://thebosh.com/archives/2008/04/michael_c_hall_dating_jennifer_carpenter.php)
Grace Kelly
Quincy or Columbo
whistling the theme to The Dam Busters
... How old are you again? :nyoro~n:
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30 in February. :nosir:
... going on 5 000.
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When I was a teenager, they both looked alike to me. And I'm okay with that because I can just pretend they're twins in a sexy Double Xena fantasy. :wuv:
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I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOOOOOOOYYYYY
HURLY BURLY GURLY WHURLY
Hugh Jackman does things to me. Russel Crowe does things to me. I like me my stubbly men from down under.
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I can move!
And partially shave!
:nyoro~n:
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Pepper Potts from Iron Man movie.
Real name is irrelevant.
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You dirty creatures.
megan fox
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Also. David Caruso better put his shades on because Emily Procter has stolen my heart.
You can fire my pistol anytime, Emily. :kowhyee:
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I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOOOOOOOYYYYY
HURLY BURLY GURLY WHURLY
Hugh Jackman does things to me. Russel Crowe does things to me. I like me my stubbly men from down under.
A coworker of mine told me that the only good thing about Australia (the movie) is that she wants to rape Hugh Jackman.
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Hell, the only good thing about Australia (the country) is that I want to rape Hugh Jackman.
Okay and Yahtzee.
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Oh I can think of a few Aussies I'd like to jam my barbed stinger into.
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I like Dex's sister, she is hot
also I don't remember saying that nobody on TV is ugly. that is not the case.
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Pepper Potts from Iron Man movie wearing the Iron Man armor with the codpiece removed.
It'd be like sleeping with Samus! :perfect:
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sry, Kazz, I think I meant Det, not you. For shizzle.
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I cannot believe anyone actually ever made this thread. I was really starting to believe that everybody on here was like, sexophobic or something. Seriously.
I'd fuck Seth Rogen, 'cause I'm weird that way.
I'd prolly fuck Jason Schwartzman.
I'd fuck Mark Wahlberg, or would've during the time Boogie Nights was made. Jesus christ, I'd do him then. Meow.
I'd also fuck Michael C. Hall. Shamelessly.
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I'd fuck Seth Rogen, 'cause I'm weird that way.
This seems along the lines of owning and living in a cake factory and going "boy, what I wouldn't do for some cake right now."
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I'd fuck Mark Wahlberg, or would've during the time Boogie Nights was made. Jesus christ, I'd do him then. Meow.
Come on come on
Feel it feel it
Feel the vibration
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some brazilian actresses for you
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_7I5nCXuIlps/SAryVU3mX4I/AAAAAAAABMU/64xB4e2on2g/s400/maria_fernanda_candido.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/tnc/julianapaes.jpg)
(http://www.bemparana.com.br/imagens/colunistas/tele/071213/TELE_1412_ANAPAULA9688.jpg)
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(http://kazz.rooms.cwal.net/fila.jpg)
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Your mother isn't an actress, Kazz
POW ZING
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Kazz, did you just list an actress Preston wants to fuck?
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There's no such thing as an ugly Brazilian.
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What about Blanka?
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I was really starting to believe that everybody on here was like, sexophobic or something.
Many of them were.
Perhaps this is merely a fantasy topic, where declarations on thespians take precedence?
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What about Blanka?
What about her? (http://can-i-bus.deviantart.com/art/Female-Blanka-pencils-11356696)
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That is not Blanka, and what it gracefully omits is a hideous patch of fur dead center on the chest.
declarations on thespians take precedence?
So Arc, got any kind of acting experience you'd like to add to the discussion?
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:humpf: I'm here to fix the cable.
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:ohshi~:
(http://brontoforum.us/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=852;type=avatar)==(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/diowho/righttobarearms.jpg)!?!
I SOLVED A MYSTERY!!!
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What about Blanka?
What about her? (http://can-i-bus.deviantart.com/art/Female-Blanka-pencils-11356696)
I think you were thinking of this. (http://jenzee.deviantart.com/art/Femkuma-82794534)
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Lost's Evangeline Lilly (http://babes.rockerboo.net/79de22ca5802f3de07694b9198bc31ea/) and Pushing Daisies' Anna Friel (http://babes.rockerboo.net/c382f9572511d0efe7eae8627d20b019/)
Holy shit
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I think you were thinking of this. (http://jenzee.deviantart.com/art/Femkuma-82794534)
That is not a girly Blanka...
Nor really ugly.
Nor... a Brazilian??? I dunno I stopped keeping track of that one in the mid-90's.
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Keri Russell. (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2829948416/nm0005392) Saw her on Conan last night and forgot how kyoot she was! :wuv:
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That is not Blanka, and what it gracefully omits is a hideous patch of fur dead center on the chest.
No it doesn't. You can see a little bit of it right above her boob.
Also: Nipple Rings.
:perfect: :perfect: :perfect:
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:loser: That is entirely too much attention to detail!!!
Incidentally, I thought those were jewelry and "high peaked" nipples respectively.
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You guys are all cracked. Why settle for second best?
You know, you're absolutely right.
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc169/unr_elf/bettie_page_beach02.jpg)
One hundred percent, as usual.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2209/2082677264_0424e73817_o.jpg)
Totally on the ball.
(http://www.jssgallery.org/Resources/Photos/People/Sarah_Bernhardt_photo3.jpg)
:itsmagic:
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Well If we're going old school here....
(http://www.doctormacro1.info/Images/Hepburn,%20Audrey/Annex/Annex%20-%20Hepburn,%20Audrey%20(Breakfast%20at%20Tiffany%27s)_14.jpg)
And a bit further in time...
(http://thegonads.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/molly-ringwald-breakfast-club-photograph-c10103186.jpeg)
This is starting to feel like an OT NeoGAF thread.
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The days before Botox and facelifts!
NOW we're talkin'!
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some brazilian actresses for you
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_7I5nCXuIlps/SAryVU3mX4I/AAAAAAAABMU/64xB4e2on2g/s400/maria_fernanda_candido.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/tnc/julianapaes.jpg)
(http://www.bemparana.com.br/imagens/colunistas/tele/071213/TELE_1412_ANAPAULA9688.jpg)
Brazil only has one actress. She changes her name once and a while and they market her afresh. Also she's a vampire.
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How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?
You're all idiots.
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How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?
You're all idiots.
Not my thing. Sorry.
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How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?
You're all idiots.
Your MANY, MANY images of Marlyn Monroe that prove your point are somehow not being loaded. Please fix this problem. You twat.
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If I could go back about 60 years I'd fuck Lauren Bacall.
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My old-school crush is on Kay, the girl from this MST'd short. Best moment is at 2:37 (and one of the guys seems to agree).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrmFGSM1h44
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How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?
You're all idiots.
A little too much makeup (and a little too happy to play an absolute moron) for me, thanks.
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Also: dead. I have an admiration and realize the attractive quality of old and dead actresses, unfortunately the reality of their oldness and deadness ruins my fantasy sexings. Crass though it may be, I stick to actresses who are still alive and nubile.
Basically in this list I am disappointed nobody has brought up Scarlett Johansson, Kristin Bell, Alyson Hannigan, or Charisma Carpenter.
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Charisma Carpenter
Heheh, there's Jesus' FOXHOUND codename.
:8D: :lol: :nyoro~n:
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How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?
You're all idiots.
That's like going into a "Which Megaman character is the best" poll and voting for Megaman.
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Alright, so, true story. I have a step-sister named Marilyn. They apparently called her that because my father's girlfriend's father (step-grandfather? that sounds wrong) is obsessed with Marilyn Monroe.
:ohshi~:
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Crass though it may be, I stick to actresses who are still alive and nubile.
Now see, Susan Sarandon and Jamie Lee Curtis were totally hot a couple of decades ago.
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Alyson Hannigan
I love How I Met Your Mother, but I don't like her. I never watched Buffy, so maybe that's it.
Cobie Smulders (http://cobiesmuldersfan.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=55&pos=2), on the other hand... :want:
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"Hey, this is a real person!"
On The Topic Of Celebrity Women We Have Met In Person: Gina Gershon is excitement & adventure. She hit my wavelength note-perfect, regarding politics, outlook, lifestyle.
Maybe I should meet her again? I've a map to her home. And the schematics to her security system. She'd enjoy my company again, right? Right?
:doit:
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The only celebrity I've ever met was Cheech Marin.
Now, whether I'd do him or not... that's...
not something I have an answer to, actually.
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That reminds me. He may be a voice actor, but man, Crispin Freeman is a handsome bastard. I met him at a small anime con last year, which I only went to because of an American animation panel. There were only four other people in the panel besides me, as well as Mr. Freeman, who was apparently interested in the subject. Some teenagers were being loud outside of the room, so he got up and chewed them out with his beautiful voice. :wuv:
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Basically in this list I am disappointed nobody has brought up Scarlett Johansson, Kristin Bell, Alyson Hannigan, or Charisma Carpenter.
I can't really stand Hannigan's character most of the time, but I'm a sucker for redheads. Scarlet Johansson, at least in That 70's Show, is basically everything I love about Kaylee, just way, way hotter (http://babes.rockerboo.net/14759af5ab21d86b0d4ff1f5843bf0bc/scarlett-johansson-1920x1200-24713.jpg/info) -- again, like Jewel, dying her hair blonde was an unforgivable crime against humanity.
Zooey Deschanel (http://babes.rockerboo.net/d052531ca7305c34c0f7a7559b160982/), anyone? Her kind of woman is rare, majestic beast whose like I have scoured this city for.
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She played Trillian in the HHG movie, didn't she?
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Yeah. She does a lot of independent stuff, but she's starting to go a bit more mainstream. Weeds, Tin Man, Shyamalan's awful, awful The Happening. Been a rocky road!
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Zooey Deschanel (http://babes.rockerboo.net/d052531ca7305c34c0f7a7559b160982/)
She's not that...
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Scarlett Johansson, Kristin Bell, and Zooey Deschanel all score really high on Kayma's Libid-O-meter
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All right, going by that site, I've got...
Cameron Diaz (Kuchisake-Onna smile and all)
Cate Blanchett (with requisite despair)
Georgia Moffett (at least if she weren't British and a teen mom)
Jennifer Connelly (<Labyrinth reference>)
Jewel Staite (as noted)
Lucy Liu (the fucked up eye is actually what does it for me...)
Mena Suvari (sexy wearing absolutely anything, except the body of Aerith)
Naomi Watts (kiss of death but whatever)
and Tricia Helfer (some sort of nerdy cougar, rowr)
And yes, I'd fuck Drew Barrymore, so I'd actually do all the Charlie's Angels. Although in Drew's case it'd be more childhood-wish fulfillment, since she sorta spent her revitalized career crushing that fantasy by being a massive idiot.
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Has anyone mentioned Christina Hendricks yet? :wuv:
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I'm going to the special place.
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I'm going to the special place.
Me too. Meee too.
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I'm just waiting on Kazz to pop in and tell us all what a whale the she is.
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(http://www.cwru.edu/artsci/womn/pinup/monroe_3/mansfield/mansfield_full/jayne_mansfield_fuzzy_bikini.jpg)
I'll be in my bunk.
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Speaking of redheads: Lauren Holly. Somehow hotter in NCIS at age 44 than in Dumb & Dumber at age 31. I don't know what that says about me.
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Too bad her character sucked so much that she had to die.
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Christina Hendricks
Her melons are all :negative:
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Also: all this talk about sexy red headed actresses you want to stick a little sex into and no talk about Alicia Witt? Lame.
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Scarlet Johansson, at least in That 70's Show, is basically everything I love about Kaylee, just way, way hotter (http://babes.rockerboo.net/14759af5ab21d86b0d4ff1f5843bf0bc/scarlett-johansson-1920x1200-24713.jpg/info) -- again, like Jewel, dying her hair blonde was an unforgivable crime against humanity.
Scarlet Johansson was never on That 70s Show, and she's always been blond. You're thinking of Laura Prepon.
Also, am I the only one with a hardon for the chick from the progressive commercials (http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive.html)?
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Also, am I the only one with a hardon for the chick from the progressive commercials (http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive.html)?
NOPE. I derailed #ff to talk about her last month when I was in Atlanta. I was watching TV for the first time in half a year and was instantly smitten.
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I'm just gonna go ahead and admit it: Wanda Sykes.
Yeah.
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WHAT
WHAT
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I was just debating whether it would be too embarrassing to reveal my secret passion for CNN's Christiane Amanpour, but frankly you just got me beat there, DN.
yeah i know but there's no way in hell i'm starting a "journalists you want to fuck" thread
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I'm just gonna go ahead and admit it: Wanda Sykes.
Yeah.
You know she's not into dudes, right?
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I'm just gonna go ahead and admit it: Wanda Sykes.
Yeah.
You know she's not into dudes, right?
:sarcasm: Oh, well there go his chances.
On that note, I think Portia de Rossi is hot. Ellen is a lucky gal.
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yyeah i know but there's no way in hell i'm starting a "journalists you want to fuck" thread
I believe that's News I'd Like to Fuck (http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=87155&title=News-I%27d-Like-to-F@#k).
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News You Can Fap To...s.
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Well, if that's the way the winds are blowing...
(http://www.62management.co.nz/photos/WendyPetrie10.jpg)
Wendy Petrie. She used to be on the 24-Hour CTV News channel until she moved back to her native New Zealand. She has a breathy, sensuous voice which made even the Columbia disaster sound like love poetry.
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This thread is getting bizarre.
Hello internets, how are you doing today?
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This is quickly becoming one of my favorite threads. :wuv:
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I actually had this conversation with my girlfriend the other night. We agreed to split the Gyllenhaals.
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(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/039_6643Linda-Hamilton-Posters.jpg)
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this is why you're not allowed to time travel anymore, ted. shit like this.
I hate you, dad.
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Ooh, I would have fucked Heath Ledger. Thanks for reminding me Buge.
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(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/039_6643Linda-Hamilton-Posters.jpg)
Her and the chick from Aliens - Vasquez.
Totally.
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Zooey Deschanel (http://babes.rockerboo.net/d052531ca7305c34c0f7a7559b160982/), anyone? Her kind of woman is rare, majestic beast whose like I have scoured this city for.
You back off, she's mine.
Not only is she cute / adorable / what-have-you in any movie no matter how bad it is (and most of her line up was pretty bad) but she played what I thought was a perfect Trillian, who is my biggest literary crush.
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She plays an excellent villain (see: Bridge to Terabithia). Truly ruthless, real twisted.
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She plays an excellent villain (see: Bridge to Terabithia). Truly ruthless, real twisted.
Cute and oblivious, the new face of evil?
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Oh hey, christmas shopping reminded me that before she became ancient and haggard, CoCo Chanel, had it goin' on.
(http://www.theswellelife.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/28/coco_chanel_portrait.jpeg)
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She looks like if you touched her the wrong way her head would fall off and the store manager would yell at you.
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Well, that's a tinted black-and-white photo.
i.e. PRODUCT MAY NOT BE EXACTLY AS SHOWN.
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Watched Elf last night on the Turner Broadcast System and goddamn if Zooey Deschanel didn't rocket to the top of the list. However, I'm not sure if it's more to do with her actual level of attractiveness, or that she was dressed in Christmas costume the whole movie, which you all know I heartily endorse.
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I can't believe I forgot this one: Tina Fey.
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She looks too much like Sarah Palin, though.
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Sarah Silverman is, if not the hottest actress, then at least the hottest near-40 actress, and she is smart and hilarious as well. That's a big deal because female comedians are rarely funny.
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Sarah Silverman is, if not the hottest actress,
:wrong:
then at least the hottest near-40 actress,
:wrong:
and she is smart
:wrong:
and hilarious
:wrong:
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That's a big deal because female comedians are rarely funny.
Sam Bee is usually the first name I cite in response to any "women aren't funny" claims I see.
She's not so rough on the eyes either.
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Zooey Deschanel's big sister (the lady on Bones) is nice too.
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noro you're dumb. but i love you so much that i've decided to change my opinions to match yours anyway.
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Sarah Silverman was funnier when she was on the Mr. Show and her whole shtick wasn't acting like she had no concept of what a faux-pas was. Not that I don't enjoy when she does that, it is funny, but she's become a bit of a one trick pony.
That said, she is really sexy in that she is both pretty attractive and really alluring in that "girl who also likes to joke all the time like I do and would totally end up having an unhealthy co-dependant relationship with me" sort of way that I'm really a sucker for.
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I liked her in School of Rock and Futurama when she was a total bitch. What does that say about me?
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Though she is getting very old very fast, I've thought Christa Miller (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0588096/) was hot since the Drew Carey Show. It doesn't hurt that her characters always seem to be (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0009521/) painfully (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0056744/) slutty (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0305011/) (I couldn't get a character link there, sue me).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G9Ka6zVvzA
she is pretty and talented
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I KNOW RIGHT?!
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I will hate Sarah Silverman until she admits she looks like a spanish woman. I hate crackers who look hispanic.
I don't know if I would do her, if her pussy is as hairy as her face, no. If it's shaven, maybe, she seems to have nice tits.
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Spram, -you- are a hispanic-looking cracker.
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If it's shaven, maybe
Her pubic hair or her face?
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I would totally do Gemaine Clement :3
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Jemaine Clement is not an actress.
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Yeah, but I'm a lady and I more generally like men. So I'm listing actors. So there.
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get that gay shit out of our hot chicks thread
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Thread necrophilia?
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Oh, you want to fuck dead ones now, too?
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...
I suppose the next step is for someone with even less taste than me to make a joke involving recent news.
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I thought that's what the recent posts were going to be when I saw this thread come back.
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Psha. And anyway, I've been posting guys I'd do right along in this thread. It'd be a little silly to start a thread of "Actors You Want to Fuck" when there's a whopping like, 10 girls on here total.
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Woah, there's 10? That's like 4 times more than I thought.
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I didn't count, that was a guess.
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I'd fuck the shit out of Sarah Silverman's tookus. She's funny and hotter than any girl I've fucked in the past. I'm pretty sure I'm a damn sight better looking than you are, Spram, so pull your head out of your ass.
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Take that, Spram of three months ago.
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I submit: Susan Egan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SczXahhjjqE
Oh, you want to fuck dead ones now, too?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rfDi1MlSwiU/SVkGkMvcvWI/AAAAAAAABY8/oJ9tIbos7ok/s400/hades.jpg)
Heyyyy, we can make a deal.
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Francoise Yip, Maggie Q and Bernice Liu. In no particular order or all at once.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rfDi1MlSwiU/SVkGkMvcvWI/AAAAAAAABY8/oJ9tIbos7ok/s400/hades.jpg)
Heyyyy, we can make a deal.
Okay, James Woods. But only if those three ugly sisters of fate aren't involved in any way.
And you can't have my soul. It's already spoken for.
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Francoise Yip has a jaw you could break boards with.
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I was thinking, "are there any Québec actresses who would qualify?", and almost immediately I was ashamed that I even had to ask that question. Here's to Karine Vanasse and Mahée Paiement.
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I'd fuck the shit out of Sarah Silverman's tookus. She's funny and hotter than any girl I've fucked in the past. I'm pretty sure I'm a damn sight better looking than you are, Spram, so pull your head out of your ass.
I'm not a girl, you can't compare me with her.
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I was thinking, "are there any Québec actresses who would qualify?", and almost immediately I was ashamed that I even had to ask that question. Here's to Karine Vanasse and Mahée Paiement.
So... no?
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Collette Wolfe, please forever wear that food court hat.
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In a funny, curious sort of way, I'd like to do Gene Wilder (not now, I mean Christ, he's in his 70s) back in the day.
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You mean don't have a secret fetish for Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma?
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I'd do a young Gene Wilder if I was a girl. He was cool.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI
Katie, will you be my (thin) Ice Queen? :wuv:
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(http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/01/katey-sagal-2.jpg)
Katey Sagal has aged quite well. I'd put her at 8.4 on the Halston Scale.
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I bet she yells out 'Hiya!' in bed.
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Michael Biehn. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Reese)
Yes, this means I want to fuck Solid Snake. Fuck you. So do you. Admit it.
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Well, I kind of do. Like, three or four times a day.
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Ok, she's not an actress, but do Internet pseudo-celebrities count?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoP6HkxjS38
Seriously. Worth the jail time.
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Ok, she's not an actress, but do Internet pseudo-celebrities count?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoP6HkxjS38
Seriously. Worth the jail time.
Goddammit Rygaron... Fuck.
No.
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:determined: Don't judge me!
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:determined: Don't judge me!
Fuckin' right I will! :THATWAY:
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Wow, does the girl have tourettes? She's got some serious tics going on. Does looking like you are mentally ill make you cute because last I knew, it wasn't a good idea to act like an enormous moron.
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I can only see her pulling my candy hose right off with one of those spastic head motions.
Warning
...what she said.
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LOOKS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES
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pretending to be a spaz is fun
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Kazz, I expected better from you. I expected an angry response about that video.
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i was being sardonic.
for good measure i'll also go LOL I'M HYPER!!!!!!!!!!OLDJOKE
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Duh, I know you were. I still thought you'd be like "OMG THAT GIRL IS SO IRRITATING" in some manner.
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That means he wants her too.
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I doubt that highly. Kazz's roommate has a girlfriend like that--she's sorta pretty, but dumber than a pile of bricks.
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she's not pretty. she's hideous.
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I rest my case.
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The roommate's girl or Boxxy?
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I bet she yells out 'Hiya!' in bed.
I'd hit it because she could scream 'AAAAAAAAAAAL!' and it would be relevant to the events at hand.
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From not really watching that video all that much and just taking her at face value, I'd fuck her if she was legal. Unless she was actualy some crazy spaz, then no.
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From not really watching that video all that much and just taking her at face value, I'd fuck her if she was legal. Unless she was actualy some crazy spaz, then no.
She camwhores for /b/, she obviously has some sort of brain problem
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:facepalm: Not cute enough. The crazy to cute ratio is very important, and the balance just isn't there.
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(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/Nikumatic/kiko.jpg)
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BOXXY
It is delicious teeth.
I must eat it.
eat eat eat
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Well, she did make 4chan explode. That's gotta count for something.
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Weirdos! :THATWAY:
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I just had the urge to smack her.
I don't mind people who are actually like that. They are sort of fun, in small doses. People who act like that on purpose I want to smack.
Nothing more, really. Just a sort of "stop moving around so my eyes can focus" smack, with no real malice, like you would smack a panicking solider so he could get back in the fight, you know, like a smack where it's the behavior and not the person no i would not fuck her jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with /b/
don't answer that
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I'd splash her with cold water.
No, I mean an actual bucket of actual cold water. What the fuck did you think I meant?
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Brentai, at this point, if you told me you wanted to have sex with me, I'd look for some kind of hidden sexual euphemism.
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I'd smack her with.... Nah. Too easy.
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Brentai, at this point, if you told me you wanted to have sex with me, I'd look for some kind of hidden sexual euphemism.
I Lweatn'ts tpol ahya vBeu bsbelxe wBiotbhb lyeo.u.
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OK, but I get to be player 1.
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You're always Player 1 in my heart. :wuv:
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Wait, fuck, I'm not doing this right.
You're always Player 1 in my pants. :suave:
Sufficient?
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Plug in the multi-tap and let me get in on this.
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Anal.
(Am...Am I doing this right?)
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Wizard needs food... badly. Mmmmyeah. Feed the wizard... slowly.
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It's a trick! No one plays the Wizard.
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Fred Savage does.
:glee:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQZi7tmWhR4&NR=1
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I'd prolly do Ryan Reynolds. I totally forgot about that fucker.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtklMsBVr0
BUT LD WHY WOULD YOU BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE THAT ACTS STUPID IN A PUBLIC MEDIUM FOR ATTENTION?
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Hey, leave Kazzz out of this.
EDIT: Take that, word filter!
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Rygaron, there's a difference between someone who gets paid and is an actor and someone who is nothing other than a vacant attention whore. And he's way cuter than that weird girl you think is cute.
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Rygaron, there's a difference between when I do it and when you do it.
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I'm with Lady Duke on this one, somebody performing medicore comedy in a movie for money isn't really comprable to somebody feigning a mental disorder on the internet for attention.
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I chose to believe it was a carefully thought out plan years in the making to destroy 4chan if even for a couple of hours, and it worked. In that time when 4chan was down and the world was in terror, her elite team of thieves stole all the world's most precious relics.
Prove me wrong.
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Yasmin Deliz:
(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/Yasmin-deliz_260.jpg)
(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/yasmin-deliz3.jpg)
(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/40260756.jpg)
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Added girls in jeanshorts and baseball gear to Kayma's ever-growing list of fetishes.
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She has a mouth molded and formed around all the cocks going into it.
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Eww
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Which is exactly the reason Kim Cardassian or whatever her name is was struck from my list.
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(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/40260756.jpg)
I AM OWNING YOU, YOU FAT BALD, FATTY FAT... FAT FAT!
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I find Deliz not only unappealing, but somehow offensive.
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M.I.A. on the other hand....
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M.I.A. on the other hand....
:wuv: :wuv: :wuv:
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This is Stephanie Beard, a.k.a "Sugar."
(http://voice123.com/pics/talents/79519/r.jpg)
She's a voice acress from Scarborough. I would, to quote the vernacular, "break my dick off in her ass."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be_1lDPvcTo
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too bad that it seems that homosexual has beaten you to it
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I really want to abuse Rygaron for posting Boxy, but I don't want to be all, "Take that Rygaron of six months ago!"
rygaron you suck
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Kurt Russel
YES I KNOW THIS MEANS I WOULD FUCK SOLID SNAKE GODDAMN IT
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uhhh, so would everyone here?
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no way he's too old
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Yy, men don't get worse with age! We're like fine wines! We're superb with a dose of viagra.
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Sarah Brightman
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does "sugar" have a helium balloon surgically implanted in her throat
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Oh dear.
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/5511/tumblrkrqaabzogx1qa1iiq.jpg)
It has somehow escaped my notice until now that Halle Berry can be mind-blowingly attractive.
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I WAN' YOU TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOOOOOOOD
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It has somehow escaped my notice until now that Halle Berry can be mind-blowingly attractive.
you realize racism is in fact the most rational explanation for that, right
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtklMsBVr0
BUT LD WHY WOULD YOU BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE THAT ACTS STUPID IN A PUBLIC MEDIUM FOR ATTENTION?
possibly because he has the best six pack in holywood right now
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It has somehow escaped my notice until now that Halle Berry can be mind-blowingly attractive.
Apart from the bad acting and hit-and-run accidents and such?
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At least she said she was sorry about the whole Catwoman thing
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Too little, too late
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you realize racism is in fact the most rational explanation for that, right
Clearly it is this and not the bad acting and hit-and-run accidents and such.
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Nope, you're a racist. Go holocaust some Jews, you racist.
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I think Halle Berry might swing wildly between incredibly attractive and not hot at all more than any other actress I can think of.
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As someone who's already professed his racial proclivities, I can definitely say I've never once found Halle Berry the least bit attractive.
Even in that one picture she manages to fuck up the thing with an inscrutable facial expression. She is a woman who at all times seems to be completely disgusted with herself, and that's only attractive on a person who has a reason to be.
...I mean, yeah.
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I will never forgive her for killing Ray Park
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Oh who hasn't killed Ray Park.
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Halle Berry is plenty hot, and it left my mind thoroughly conflicted in Monster's Ball when she performs an arousingly convincing sex scene with Billy Bob Thorton. My poor brain just didn't know how to react to the situation.
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Oh who hasn't killed Ray Park.
well at least my two favorite boys, Ewan and Johnny haven --
shit.
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As someone who's already professed his racial proclivities, I can definitely say I've never once found Halle Berry the least bit attractive.
Even in that one picture she manages to fuck up the thing with an inscrutable facial expression. She is a woman who at all times seems to be completely disgusted with herself, and that's only attractive on a person who has a reason to be.
...I mean, yeah.
It's okay, Brentai. I don't think she's attractive either.
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She scares me.
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I heard Halle Berry murders little girls to steal their youth and vitality and that she's been roaming the earth for thousands of years.
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I think she's attractive. Her expression in that pic does ruin it though. But in terms of pure physical attractiveness, indeed she is pretty.
Not the hottest woman ever, but.... You guys saying you don't find her attractive makes me wonder if the people saying Sarah Palin is hot have some merit, because Palin is disgusting to look at, and comparing attractive women in glasses to her as they did constantly when she was a big thing in the media was a horrible insult of ludicrous proportions to the beuties they applied it to.
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No black chicks, Catloaf.
No black chicks.
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I don't really think Halle Berry's expression is the focus here Catloaf.
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If i didn't know anything about her and just saw a photo of her i would say that yeah, she'd be pretty attractive. Unfortunately all the horrible just makes that thought stop dead.
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No black chicks, Catloaf.
No black chicks.
Since we're on the subject:
Pam Grier.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/pam-grier-55922.jpg)
EDIT: Goddamn 403 forbidden
I think she'd be cool with listening to some funk-ay porno music while we were going at it.
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No black chicks, Catloaf.
No black chicks.
what is this bullshit
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No black chicks, Catloaf.
No black chicks.
Since we're on the subject:
Pam Grier.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/pam-grier-55922.jpg)
EDIT: Goddamn 403 forbidden
I think she'd be cool with listening to some funk-ay porno music while we were going at it.
Pam Grier was the female lead in like... half the Blaxploitation pics ever made with a female lead.
She still looks good I daresay, but why the current pic when there are some classics to post? :ohmy:
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Just to reinforce the point that I'd still like to introduce the rare albino blacksnake into her delicate ecosystem, I guess.
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I'm going to declare the following The Most Erotic Thing I Have Ever Laid Eyes On:
(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2290/tumblrkqomt7h4ym1qzr53c.jpg)
Reka Ebergenyi (full size) (http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqomt7h4yM1qzr53co1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1259660168&Signature=xq8DlzQO3ePoRtcQREqi4sZOt8E%3D)
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She has the tiiiiiiiniest boobs ever, lawls. Girls like that always make me wonder why they bother with bras.
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'Cuz bras are sexy.
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It's like a bloatee for a woman's chest. Chestee.
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Oh! She is wearing a bra! I thought it was some kind of extra-skimpy second shirt! :derp:
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> implying bras are sexier than nipples visible beneath a shirt
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(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b149/Rygaron/ninasky.jpg)
Nina Sky (http://www.myspace.com/ninasky). I'd fuck either, but I'm going to marry the one on our right.
The first piece of the puzzle was Lee-Ham's video (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=62.msg118985#msg118985), which made me track them down to figure out which was the insanely cute one (Natalie), which lead me to find that they live like two hours from me, which in turn lead to finding a link to the video about the guy that tried to kill Bjork after stalking her for like a year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k
So yeah, this is gonna' happen.
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SMA PROMO Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCjUBtn8jFI#ws)
I wouldn't have thought that a nerdy, slightly butch girl would appeal to me so much, but there it is.
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nina sky
dude.
Major Lazer - Keep It Goin' Louder ft. Nina Sky, Ricky Blaze (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXd6u9o6dYY#ws)
the one on the right with her hair down, which one is she? because I'm about it
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Bianca Beauchamp.
Bianca Beauchamp Black Transformation (http://vimeo.com/9631737)
(NSFW)
:jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz:
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Nothing hotter than blackface.
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Yeah. I'm not sure about the politics of that, but the intentions seemed good? Hearken back to the apparent successes of the civil rights movement(s if you want to count feminism)? Show off a moderately impressive technical feat? Be a trio of crackers loudly saying, "Black is beautiful"?
On the other hand, it's a NSFW video of a girl Buge gets excited over. So that basically demolishes any other concerns.
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I would ride that down the road less traveled.
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She looks better as a 70s sex symbol. I don't care about what they said or what that means.
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I'm gonna put this one out there lottel: Everyone looks better after 10 hours of professional make-up designed to make you look better.
I'm also guessing that those interviews with her out of the shoot are done clean. I don't think she's got any make-up on.
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Everyone looks better after 10 hours of professional make-up designed to make you look better.
Ah ha. Ah ha ha ha ha ha.
You haven't seen a lot of shit makeup jobs, have you?
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No, and certainly none that anyone admitted to paying for.
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I meant more as "I don't care how possibly racist it is for her to be in 'blackface.' She looked more attractive."
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I just found out about Alice Sophia Eve, and it turns out that she's like this massive black hole of adorable.
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I am always late. I saw Hobo with a Shotgun on Netflix out of curiosity and I liked Molly Dunsworth. In the movie she plays a Taylor Swift looking prostitute, which is strange because google her and she looks a lot more goofy-looking. Here she is!
(http://i56.tinypic.com/nzo9yh.jpg)
Oh and I don't like tattoos. :(
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Wait, so you posted her as not wanting to fuck her?
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We actually have a Actresses You DON'T Want to Fuck somewhere around here.
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Oh and I don't like tattoos. :(
You're a full-fledged bitch and a half, Spram!
There is nothing about that photo that is not incredible, really.
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Maybe we need an "Actresses You're Not Sure if You Want to Fuck" thread.
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I'd fuck Betty White.
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If she promised to make jokes about it afterwards? Yes.
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Why would she? You're a tough act to follow.
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I would have sex with young Angel Lansbury.
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s10/kcdowney/172157Angela-Lansbury-Posters.jpg)
I would have sex with her hard.
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Why yes, I would like to fuck her, but I know I'm not good enough. What fucking dimension do you guys live where women want to fuck? I mean, like to fuck for fun and not for money.
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We don't live in another dimension, Spram.
We live in Upornia, where women give oral sex when they say hello and a titty fuck to say good bye. Where the roads are paved with dildos that had been inserted into the sweetest of virgins, and paying taxes is simply an act of cunnilingus on the King's three well-endowed daughters.
If you'll excuse me, Spram, it's tea time, now, and the three Asian schoolgirls I'm having sex with are serving me tea from between their cleavage.
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the three Asian schoolgirls I'm having sex with are serving me tea from between their cleavage.
I love teat-time.
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You mean they kinda squish their boobs together to make enough cleavage to serve tea out of, or they do a three-way symmetrical dock where you get sort of a tri-cleavage that you go under and lick the tea as it trickles down?
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Man in my day you just did Chamomile shots off of some Irish-lass ass-cleavage like a gentleman
The times they are a-changin'
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Man in my day you just did Chamomile shots off of some Irish-lass ass-cleavage like a gentleman
I got tired of ass-shots when I quit drinking Earl Grey Enemas. It didn't really taste that great, and it scalded the insides of those poor girls all to hell.
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But it was TRADITION dammit
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But it was TRADITION dammit
I can take getting poop on my penis when I anal sex a girl, but popped blister pus? That's where I cross the line, tradition be damned.
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I'm starting to feel more relieved to live in Spram's universe by the minute.
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As gratitude, you should let Spram live in your house. It'll be just like The Odd Couple!
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This probably goes without saying, but Robert Downey, Jr.
Also Gwyneth Paltrow.
OK yeah basically every single person in Iron Man 2.
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Also during the scene Chris Hemsworth was shirtless in Thor I may or may not have spontaneously become pregnant with thunder babies
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This probably goes without saying, but Robert Downey, Jr.
Also Gwyneth Paltrow.
OK yeah basically every single person in Iron Man 2.
That reminds me: Scarlet Johansson in a black bra in the backseat of a limo.
ADDENDUM: wait, let me rephrase that in a more Iron Man way -- SCARLET JOHANSSON. IN A BLACK BRA. IN THE BACKSEAT OF A LIMO.
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Hey gays, did you know that Anna Torv played Nariko in Heavenly sword? That's hot.
(http://i54.tinypic.com/30cxblv.jpg) (http://dekku.nofatclips.com/2007/08/making-of-heavenly-sword-capture.html)
Trippykaka from enslaved was played by another cutie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1589316/) but that's a big head. Ok, I only wrote the last sentence because I like her name, Trippykaka.
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Also during the scene Chris Hemsworth was shirtless in Thor I may or may not have spontaneously become pregnant with thunder babies
Holy crapballs. I haven't seen that movie, but I think I might now. Why are the Hemsworth boys so damn pretty?
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good jeans mostly
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Samantha Wright.
(http://i.imgur.com/mGm0H.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/djNAr.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Zv6B6.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/g13w5.jpg)
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She's built like a fighting game character O_O
I didn't know people could look like that in real life!
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The picture of her in the hoodie is everything that is right in the world.
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She has pulled off the incredibly rare and difficult trick of preserving all her femininity while also being more manly than most, if not all the men around her.
Most impressive.
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It isn't difficult if you're a weightlifter. Their training emphasizes strong core muscles.
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(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/7/19/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-364-1342713374-5.gif)
11 GIFs Of Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Dancing Before A Race (http://www.buzzfeed.com/samir/11-gifs-of-olympic-hurdler-michelle-jenneke-dancin)
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Welp. I can now say that within about 15 minutes, someone (not me) posted Michelle Jenneke dancing to every forum I visit regularly.
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What is it that makes her seem so fami-- oh my crap she kinda has Butt-head's nose.
...looks real good on her though!
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so I've been watching how i met your mother
BARNEY STINSON - NOTHING SUITS ME LIKE A SUIT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgBCI-z7L3Y#ws)
I am pretty sure I am now:
1. a man
2. gay
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NPH is the universal right answer.
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After singing along with every word from that video, Mrs. A asked me to warn you that the series really only goes downhill from there.
But seriously men everywhere are lucky NPH is gay.
(In more ways than one. :suave:)
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Every street NPH walks down becomes a spontaneous pride parade.
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Can Neil Patrick Harris be an actor I want to snuggle for a long time while talking about nerdy things?
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Nope. Go for Home or go home.
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Samantha Wright - American Open 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpCbpyVYqnM#)
:wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv:
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So I suspect a few people here might be interested in this picture of a young Chris Walken
(http://images.sympatico.ca/images/Feeds/Photogallery/photo_gallery_inmovies_young_and_beautiful/6.jpg)
EDIT: and for those who aren't how about a picture of a young Helen Mirren?
(http://images.sympatico.ca/images/Feeds/Photogallery/photo_gallery_inmovies_young_and_beautiful/2.jpg)
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He was young at one point?
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That Walken picture may have made my day, Matt.
This is sadly the best I can offer. The text is based on something a random pub player in Heroes of Newerth said to fellow Zeroes of Oldmars clan member, Tim Suttera. (ZOM for life)
(http://tsamurai.pyoko.org/images/walkinhp.jpg)
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young Helen Mirren
(http://img001.lazygirls.info/people/helen_mirren/helen_mirren_young_cleavage_vLLSSuo.sized.jpg)
:jizz: