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Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mothra on December 08, 2008, 05:22:36 PM
I have a burning, unquenchable lust for Jewel Staite that refuses, despite all efforts, to be ignored. Might just be the baffling decision to dye her hair blonde (http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8527/jewelstaitedh3.jpg), or the dramatic leap back to her WB High Ground pseudo-ditz shenanigans with Stargate Atlantis, but it looks like a lot of it was just Kaylee's character as the cute-as-a-button sing-songy oil-stained greasemonkey. Something about a savvy, strong-willed, almost predatory woman who chooses to present herself as just a big old barrel of smiles just hits all the right notes.

Could also be the fact that Kaylee is the impossible combination of all the best qualities of a girl, without any girly interests.
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on December 08, 2008, 05:31:14 PM
(http://www.spacecasestv.com/images/cat.jpg)

Oh hey, another show I watched just because I wanted to fuck Kaylee.
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on December 08, 2008, 05:46:39 PM
Let's all agree that Kaylee is just adorable.
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: McDohl on December 08, 2008, 06:57:34 PM
Could also be the fact that Kaylee is the impossible combination of all the best qualities of a girl, without any girly interests.
What about that one episode where she got all gussied up for that ball and Mal got in a swordfight?  Because I don't know about you, but wearing big poofy dresses isn't quite gender neutral.

...

in b4 "speak for yourself"
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on December 08, 2008, 07:08:08 PM
 :mahboi: ah,

in b4 "speak for yourself"

... :over9000:
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on December 08, 2008, 07:35:36 PM
Mal is basically my dream man. Cowboy mysterious spaceman in SPACE?!!?!

I'd fuck Kaylee though, yeah
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on December 08, 2008, 07:40:20 PM
My god Friday, me too.  I'm glad it's not just me or something.
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Romosome on December 08, 2008, 07:41:20 PM
is there anyone here who would not fuck this Kaylee

so far we've established that neither gender nor actually seeing the show are barriers
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on December 08, 2008, 07:42:25 PM
Well she's just so awesome.  How can you not love her?
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Romosome on December 08, 2008, 07:43:18 PM
some people prefer that River Tam chick I hear ok shutting up before I'm made fun of for not knowing shit
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kayma on December 08, 2008, 07:55:30 PM
I appreciate both Kaylee and River in different, unique ways. And would do them both.

Also, I'm easy. :shrug:
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: JDigital on December 08, 2008, 08:01:46 PM
Quote from: IMDB
Spouse
Matt Anderson (25 April 2003 - present)

::(:

Quote from: IMDB
Jewel Belair Staite
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on December 08, 2008, 08:15:30 PM
 :ohshi~:
Well, Summer Glau is still unmarried... right?
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on December 08, 2008, 08:21:59 PM
Does Inara give off an air of "out of every mortal human's league" or what?

Because she's easily the most beautiful one, but people all declare their love for the fat one and the crazy one.
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on December 08, 2008, 08:28:08 PM
And I guess I'm the only guy here who'd bork Zoe, right?
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kashan on December 08, 2008, 08:32:02 PM
And I guess I'm the only guy here who'd bork Zoe, right?

Zoe borks you, not the other way around. And I'd bet that most of the people on this forum would be happy to bork with any girl that has had a speaking role on any Whedon show.
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Rosencrantz on December 08, 2008, 08:32:31 PM
River is too creepy for my tastes. And Inara is literally a whore, I don't care how accepted it is in that society, I wouldn't want to be with a woman who has been with tons of people (as part of her career or otherwise).
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on December 08, 2008, 08:33:10 PM
 ::(: I'm sorry Kazz, did you just call Jewel Saite fat? Do we need to do terrible battle?

RE: Morena Baccarin,
I don't think it's quite that... Mostly that her job is 50% manipulating people. It's also something that doesn't really need to be discussed. Nor, Gina Torres.
To be honest, the Summer Glau comment was a bit of a throwaway, because she's a bit too young in her role as River. (which is pretty fucking odd because she's older than Jewel.)


EDIT: More on Ms. Baccarin:
I don't remember too well, but iirc, I was really unimpressed with her commentary on the firefly dvd. Whedon and Fillian have a really good dynamic for commentary, and they do the first ep. So it could just be following a really tough act.
Title: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on December 08, 2008, 08:50:39 PM
They made Jewel Staite gain weight for the role.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Detonator on December 08, 2008, 08:59:13 PM
No one on TV is ugly.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on December 08, 2008, 09:04:38 PM
I'm glad I kept my opinion that young Jewel Saite bears a disturbing resemblance to Julianna Rose Mauriello to myself.

I mean, uh
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kashan on December 08, 2008, 09:08:10 PM
I'm glad I kept my opinion that young Jewel Saite bears a disturbing resemblance to Julianna Rose Mauriello to myself.

I mean, uh

I don't see it in her Adult acting career, but I definitely see it on space cases, and mentioned as much earlier on finalfight. I think it's mostly the hair though.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on December 08, 2008, 09:11:53 PM
Adult acting career

I know what you mean, but I suddenly want to search for "adult" media that she's been in.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on December 08, 2008, 09:31:19 PM
Does Inara give off an air of "out of every mortal human's league" or what?

Her personality is essentially Deanna Troi.

Yyyyyyyeah.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Thad on December 08, 2008, 09:56:16 PM
...I once took a Which Firefly Character are You? test and got Kaylee.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mothra on December 09, 2008, 12:12:40 AM
Could also be the fact that Kaylee is the impossible combination of all the best qualities of a girl, without any girly interests.
What about that one episode where she got all gussied up for that ball and Mal got in a swordfight?  Because I don't know about you, but wearing big poofy dresses isn't quite gender neutral.

...

in b4 "speak for yourself"

What about the part where she starts into the party by fucking decimating the h'ordeurves and talking to a gaggle of dudes about aligning hypo-spanners 'n such? Engine talk? Hardly ladylike!

That she can pull of such a comically poofy dress with such... such majesty is yet another Best Quality Of A Girl. Cartalk being about as far away from girly interests like... frigging... like.... moisturizers and shit, as one can get!

Does Inara give off an air of "out of every mortal human's league" or what?

For me at least, it's the way she seems downright incapable of having fun. I get the feeling a night with Inara is a night of formal, polite, fully-dressed 17th-century aristocrisex.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on December 09, 2008, 12:24:57 AM
...I once took a Which Firefly Character are You? test and got Kaylee.

I think I have an idea of which Firefly girl I'd like to bork now, uh-huuuuuuuuuuh. (http://www.corporate-sellout.com/brad-av4.jpg)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kayma on December 09, 2008, 12:30:27 AM
...I once took a Which Firefly Character are You? test and got Kaylee.

I think I have an idea of which Firefly girl I'd like to bork now, uh-huuuuuuuuuuh. (http://www.corporate-sellout.com/brad-av4.jpg)
:barf: Must stop clicking things wantonly.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Thad on December 09, 2008, 12:46:51 AM
...anyway.  I think my favorite part is that the thread is titled "ACTRESSES you want to fuck" but everybody in the thread is too much of a damn fanboy to actually discuss the actresses.  Guys, Morena Baccarin isn't a prostitute in real life.  Probably.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Romosome on December 09, 2008, 12:48:49 AM
Someone mistitled the split then.  It's not like this is the first time the subject of fictional crushes has come up.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on December 09, 2008, 12:52:23 AM
Speaking of actresses who've played prostitutes: Rosario Dawson. With Gusto.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Rosencrantz on December 09, 2008, 12:59:20 AM
Guys, Morena Baccarin isn't a prostitute in real life.  Probably.

What Romo said. I know I made my post about Inara - not Morena Baccarin - before the split.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: François on December 09, 2008, 01:44:02 AM
I happen to find Marisa Tomei very attractive.

That was one uncomfortable Seinfeld episode (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cadillac_(Seinfeld_episode)), let me tell you.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Pacobird on December 09, 2008, 06:05:54 AM
I actually had this conversation with my girlfriend the other night.  We agreed to split the Gyllenhaals.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Detonator on December 09, 2008, 06:21:55 AM
Someone mistitled the split then.  It's not like this is the first time the subject of fictional crushes has come up.

There seemed to be equal chatter over the actresses and characters.  I just decided on Creepy over Pathetic.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Fortinbras on December 09, 2008, 06:40:19 AM
Jack Bauer and Al Bundy's daughter please.

Edit: I'm told these are different women.  In this case, both at once.  Is this an allowable answer?  I can cite precedent.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Superface on December 09, 2008, 07:11:46 AM
Quote
No one on tv is ugly.

I humbly disagree, good Kazzius, and in such spirit I present you this example: click (http://dexterfan.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/bio-carpenter.jpg)

Also: click (http://www.teentelevision.com/gallery/4208/101459/7/jennifer-carpenter.html)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Zaratustra on December 09, 2008, 07:20:03 AM
you're seriously not helping your case, "Superface", if that is your real name.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Superface on December 09, 2008, 07:41:17 AM
See, that's what I'm talking about!

To me she's SO ugly, a goddamned MUTANT, and EVERY other male on the planet seems to think she's smokin' hot!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
  :objection: :wrong: :wrong: :wrong: :fukit:

Back on topic: Rachel McAdams (http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Rachel_McAdams_Biography.jpg)

Jessica Alba (http://www.nofullstop.com/blog/images/Jessica_Alba.jpg)

..just so sweet and adorable. :D

Also seconding Rosario Dawson (http://celebvids.blog.hu/media/image/Rosario_Dawson-Clerks_2-1.jpg). Very cool, gorgeous, and with an edge to her personality that rocks.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on December 09, 2008, 08:11:48 AM
You guys are all cracked. Why settle for second best?

(http://bigdaddyseashell.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/grace-kelly-life-cover.jpg)

(http://bp3.blogger.com/__wblanPewTU/RyJjETyecKI/AAAAAAAAAR4/CEFh7Wtebsk/s400/grace.jpg)

(http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/rvx/06/actrices-age-d-or-hollywood/rvx-grace-kelly.jpg)

 :perfect:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Arc on December 09, 2008, 08:44:10 AM
Dexter's Sister? I'd be all over that like peanut butter on rice, and so too is Dexter himself. Wincest. (http://thebosh.com/archives/2008/04/michael_c_hall_dating_jennifer_carpenter.php)


Grace Kelly
Quincy or Columbo
whistling the theme to The Dam Busters

... How old are you again? :nyoro~n:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on December 09, 2008, 08:45:55 AM
30 in February. :nosir:

... going on 5 000.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Alex on December 09, 2008, 09:29:40 AM
When I was a teenager, they both looked alike to me.  And I'm okay with that because I can just pretend they're twins in a sexy Double Xena fantasy.  :wuv:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on December 09, 2008, 09:57:24 AM
I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOOOOOOOYYYYY

HURLY BURLY GURLY WHURLY

Hugh Jackman does things to me. Russel Crowe does things to me. I like me my stubbly men from down under.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: François on December 09, 2008, 10:01:27 AM
I can move!
And partially shave!
 :nyoro~n:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Doom on December 09, 2008, 10:58:09 AM
Pepper Potts from Iron Man movie.

Real name is irrelevant.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Zaratustra on December 09, 2008, 11:01:24 AM
You dirty creatures.

megan fox
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: François on December 09, 2008, 11:48:57 AM
Also. David Caruso better put his shades on because Emily Procter has stolen my heart.

You can fire my pistol anytime, Emily. :kowhyee:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Niku on December 09, 2008, 11:50:49 AM
I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOOOOOOOYYYYY

HURLY BURLY GURLY WHURLY

Hugh Jackman does things to me. Russel Crowe does things to me. I like me my stubbly men from down under.

A coworker of mine told me that the only good thing about Australia (the movie) is that she wants to rape Hugh Jackman.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on December 09, 2008, 11:52:28 AM
Hell, the only good thing about Australia (the country) is that I want to rape Hugh Jackman.

Okay and Yahtzee.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on December 09, 2008, 12:04:18 PM
Oh I can think of a few Aussies I'd like to jam my barbed stinger into.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on December 09, 2008, 12:23:24 PM
I like Dex's sister, she is hot

also I don't remember saying that nobody on TV is ugly.  that is not the case.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Alex on December 09, 2008, 12:37:47 PM
Pepper Potts from Iron Man movie wearing the Iron Man armor with the codpiece removed.

It'd be like sleeping with Samus!  :perfect:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Superface on December 09, 2008, 12:50:39 PM
sry, Kazz, I think I meant Det, not you. For shizzle.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on December 09, 2008, 02:31:22 PM
I cannot believe anyone actually ever made this thread.  I was really starting to believe that everybody on here was like, sexophobic or something.  Seriously.

I'd fuck Seth Rogen, 'cause I'm weird that way.
I'd prolly fuck Jason Schwartzman.
I'd fuck Mark Wahlberg, or would've during the time Boogie Nights was made.  Jesus christ, I'd do him then. Meow.
I'd also fuck Michael C. Hall.  Shamelessly.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Fortinbras on December 09, 2008, 02:41:15 PM
I'd fuck Seth Rogen, 'cause I'm weird that way.
This seems along the lines of owning and living in a cake factory and going "boy, what I wouldn't do for some cake right now."
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on December 09, 2008, 02:51:29 PM
I'd fuck Mark Wahlberg, or would've during the time Boogie Nights was made.  Jesus christ, I'd do him then. Meow.

Quote from: Marky Mark
Come on come on
Feel it feel it
Feel the vibration
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Zaratustra on December 09, 2008, 03:27:57 PM
some brazilian actresses for you

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_7I5nCXuIlps/SAryVU3mX4I/AAAAAAAABMU/64xB4e2on2g/s400/maria_fernanda_candido.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/tnc/julianapaes.jpg)
(http://www.bemparana.com.br/imagens/colunistas/tele/071213/TELE_1412_ANAPAULA9688.jpg)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on December 09, 2008, 03:33:39 PM
(http://kazz.rooms.cwal.net/fila.jpg)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on December 09, 2008, 03:45:59 PM
Your mother isn't an actress, Kazz

POW ZING
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on December 09, 2008, 03:46:28 PM
Kazz, did you just list an actress Preston wants to fuck?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on December 09, 2008, 03:57:10 PM
There's no such thing as an ugly Brazilian.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on December 09, 2008, 04:03:50 PM
What about Blanka?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Arc on December 09, 2008, 04:15:11 PM
I was really starting to believe that everybody on here was like, sexophobic or something.

Many of them were.

Perhaps this is merely a fantasy topic, where declarations on thespians take precedence?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Ted Belmont on December 09, 2008, 04:16:32 PM
What about Blanka?

What about her? (http://can-i-bus.deviantart.com/art/Female-Blanka-pencils-11356696)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on December 09, 2008, 04:19:29 PM
That is not Blanka, and what it gracefully omits is a hideous patch of fur dead center on the chest.

declarations on thespians take precedence?
So Arc, got any kind of acting experience you'd like to add to the discussion?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Arc on December 09, 2008, 04:27:17 PM
:humpf: I'm here to fix the cable.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on December 09, 2008, 04:34:03 PM
 :ohshi~:
(http://brontoforum.us/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=852;type=avatar)==(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/diowho/righttobarearms.jpg)!?!

I SOLVED A MYSTERY!!!
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on December 09, 2008, 05:27:54 PM
What about Blanka?

What about her? (http://can-i-bus.deviantart.com/art/Female-Blanka-pencils-11356696)

I think you were thinking of this. (http://jenzee.deviantart.com/art/Femkuma-82794534)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mothra on December 09, 2008, 05:31:28 PM
Lost's Evangeline Lilly (http://babes.rockerboo.net/79de22ca5802f3de07694b9198bc31ea/) and Pushing Daisies' Anna Friel (http://babes.rockerboo.net/c382f9572511d0efe7eae8627d20b019/)

Holy shit
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on December 09, 2008, 06:27:05 PM
I think you were thinking of this. (http://jenzee.deviantart.com/art/Femkuma-82794534)
That is not a girly Blanka...
Nor really ugly.
Nor... a Brazilian??? I dunno I stopped keeping track of that one in the mid-90's.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kayma on December 09, 2008, 06:58:42 PM
Keri Russell. (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2829948416/nm0005392) Saw her on Conan last night and forgot how kyoot she was!  :wuv:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on December 09, 2008, 07:02:18 PM
That is not Blanka, and what it gracefully omits is a hideous patch of fur dead center on the chest.

No it doesn't. You can see a little bit of it right above her boob.

Also: Nipple Rings.

 :perfect: :perfect: :perfect:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on December 09, 2008, 07:07:25 PM
 :loser: That is entirely too much attention to detail!!!

Incidentally, I thought those were jewelry and "high peaked" nipples respectively.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on December 09, 2008, 08:18:06 PM
You guys are all cracked. Why settle for second best?

You know, you're absolutely right.

(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc169/unr_elf/bettie_page_beach02.jpg)

One hundred percent, as usual.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2209/2082677264_0424e73817_o.jpg)

Totally on the ball.

(http://www.jssgallery.org/Resources/Photos/People/Sarah_Bernhardt_photo3.jpg)

 :itsmagic:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kayma on December 09, 2008, 08:53:50 PM
Well If we're going old school here....

(http://www.doctormacro1.info/Images/Hepburn,%20Audrey/Annex/Annex%20-%20Hepburn,%20Audrey%20(Breakfast%20at%20Tiffany%27s)_14.jpg)

And a bit further in time...

(http://thegonads.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/molly-ringwald-breakfast-club-photograph-c10103186.jpeg)


This is starting to feel like an OT NeoGAF thread.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on December 09, 2008, 08:58:12 PM
The days before Botox and facelifts!

NOW we're talkin'!
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Guild on December 09, 2008, 09:07:53 PM
some brazilian actresses for you

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_7I5nCXuIlps/SAryVU3mX4I/AAAAAAAABMU/64xB4e2on2g/s400/maria_fernanda_candido.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/tnc/julianapaes.jpg)
(http://www.bemparana.com.br/imagens/colunistas/tele/071213/TELE_1412_ANAPAULA9688.jpg)

Brazil only has one actress. She changes her name once and a while and they market her afresh. Also she's a vampire.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Burrito Al Pastor on December 09, 2008, 09:11:19 PM
How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?

You're all idiots.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kayma on December 09, 2008, 09:44:51 PM
How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?

You're all idiots.

Not my thing. Sorry.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on December 09, 2008, 10:51:19 PM
How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?

You're all idiots.

Your MANY, MANY images of Marlyn Monroe that prove your point are somehow not being loaded. Please fix this problem. You twat.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on December 09, 2008, 10:53:28 PM
If I could go back about 60 years I'd fuck Lauren Bacall.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Rosencrantz on December 09, 2008, 11:34:47 PM
My old-school crush is on Kay, the girl from this MST'd short. Best moment is at 2:37 (and one of the guys seems to agree).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrmFGSM1h44
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on December 10, 2008, 05:36:30 AM
How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?

You're all idiots.

A little too much makeup (and a little too happy to play an absolute moron) for me, thanks.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Royal☭ on December 10, 2008, 07:52:49 AM
Also: dead.   I have an admiration and realize the attractive quality of old and dead actresses, unfortunately the reality of their oldness and deadness ruins my fantasy sexings.  Crass though it may be, I stick to actresses who are still alive and nubile.

Basically in this list I am disappointed nobody has brought up Scarlett Johansson, Kristin Bell, Alyson Hannigan, or Charisma Carpenter.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: François on December 10, 2008, 08:01:34 AM
Charisma Carpenter

Heheh, there's Jesus' FOXHOUND codename.

:8D: :lol: :nyoro~n:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on December 10, 2008, 10:19:32 AM
How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?

You're all idiots.

That's like going into a "Which Megaman character is the best" poll and voting for Megaman.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: François on December 10, 2008, 10:31:02 AM
Alright, so, true story. I have a step-sister named Marilyn. They apparently called her that because my father's girlfriend's father (step-grandfather? that sounds wrong) is obsessed with Marilyn Monroe.

 :ohshi~:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Thad on December 10, 2008, 12:01:03 PM
Crass though it may be, I stick to actresses who are still alive and nubile.

Now see, Susan Sarandon and Jamie Lee Curtis were totally hot a couple of decades ago.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Rosencrantz on December 10, 2008, 12:25:39 PM
Alyson Hannigan

I love How I Met Your Mother, but I don't like her. I never watched Buffy, so maybe that's it.

Cobie Smulders (http://cobiesmuldersfan.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=55&pos=2), on the other hand...  :want:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Arc on December 10, 2008, 12:36:40 PM
"Hey, this is a real person!"

On The Topic Of Celebrity Women We Have Met In Person: Gina Gershon is excitement & adventure. She hit my wavelength note-perfect, regarding politics, outlook, lifestyle.

Maybe I should meet her again? I've a map to her home. And the schematics to her security system. She'd enjoy my company again, right? Right?

:doit:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on December 10, 2008, 12:39:59 PM
The only celebrity I've ever met was Cheech Marin.

Now, whether I'd do him or not... that's...

not something I have an answer to, actually.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Rosencrantz on December 10, 2008, 12:41:29 PM
That reminds me. He may be a voice actor, but man, Crispin Freeman is a handsome bastard. I met him at a small anime con last year, which I only went to because of an American animation panel. There were only four other people in the panel besides me, as well as Mr. Freeman, who was apparently interested in the subject. Some teenagers were being loud outside of the room, so he got up and chewed them out with his beautiful voice.  :wuv:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mothra on December 10, 2008, 01:09:43 PM
Basically in this list I am disappointed nobody has brought up Scarlett Johansson, Kristin Bell, Alyson Hannigan, or Charisma Carpenter.

I can't really stand Hannigan's character most of the time, but I'm a sucker for redheads. Scarlet Johansson, at least in That 70's Show, is basically everything I love about Kaylee, just way, way hotter (http://babes.rockerboo.net/14759af5ab21d86b0d4ff1f5843bf0bc/scarlett-johansson-1920x1200-24713.jpg/info) -- again, like Jewel, dying her hair blonde was an unforgivable crime against humanity.

Zooey Deschanel (http://babes.rockerboo.net/d052531ca7305c34c0f7a7559b160982/), anyone? Her kind of woman is rare, majestic beast whose like I have scoured this city for.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: McDohl on December 10, 2008, 01:12:13 PM
She played Trillian in the HHG movie, didn't she?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mothra on December 10, 2008, 01:17:08 PM
Yeah. She does a lot of independent stuff, but she's starting to go a bit more mainstream. Weeds, Tin Man, Shyamalan's awful, awful The Happening. Been a rocky road!
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on December 10, 2008, 01:36:03 PM
Zooey Deschanel (http://babes.rockerboo.net/d052531ca7305c34c0f7a7559b160982/)

She's not that...

not that...

not that...

not that...

not that...

not that...

not that...

not that...

not that...

not that...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad...

All glory to the Hypnotoad!!!

Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kayma on December 10, 2008, 01:37:40 PM
Scarlett Johansson, Kristin Bell, and Zooey Deschanel all score really high on Kayma's Libid-O-meter
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on December 10, 2008, 02:09:36 PM
All right, going by that site, I've got...

Cameron Diaz (Kuchisake-Onna smile and all)
Cate Blanchett (with requisite despair)
Georgia Moffett (at least if she weren't British and a teen mom)
Jennifer Connelly (<Labyrinth reference>)
Jewel Staite (as noted)
Lucy Liu (the fucked up eye is actually what does it for me...)
Mena Suvari (sexy wearing absolutely anything, except the body of Aerith)
Naomi Watts (kiss of death but whatever)
and Tricia Helfer (some sort of nerdy cougar, rowr)

And yes, I'd fuck Drew Barrymore, so I'd actually do all the Charlie's Angels.  Although in Drew's case it'd be more childhood-wish fulfillment, since she sorta spent her revitalized career crushing that fantasy by being a massive idiot.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: clutch on December 10, 2008, 02:39:43 PM
Has anyone mentioned Christina Hendricks yet?  :wuv:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on December 10, 2008, 02:41:33 PM
I'm going to the special place.

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Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Rosencrantz on December 10, 2008, 02:50:40 PM
I'm going to the special place.

Me too. Meee too.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: clutch on December 10, 2008, 03:03:04 PM
I'm just waiting on Kazz to pop in and tell us all what a whale the she is.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on December 10, 2008, 03:04:40 PM
(http://www.cwru.edu/artsci/womn/pinup/monroe_3/mansfield/mansfield_full/jayne_mansfield_fuzzy_bikini.jpg)

I'll be in my bunk.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: François on December 10, 2008, 03:06:42 PM
Speaking of redheads: Lauren Holly. Somehow hotter in NCIS at age 44 than in Dumb & Dumber at age 31. I don't know what that says about me.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on December 10, 2008, 03:08:56 PM
Too bad her character sucked so much that she had to die.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Arc on December 10, 2008, 03:18:40 PM
Christina Hendricks

Her melons are all :negative:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on December 10, 2008, 03:22:03 PM
Also: all this talk about sexy red headed actresses you want to stick a little sex into and no talk about Alicia Witt? Lame.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Royal☭ on December 10, 2008, 04:48:46 PM
Scarlet Johansson, at least in That 70's Show, is basically everything I love about Kaylee, just way, way hotter (http://babes.rockerboo.net/14759af5ab21d86b0d4ff1f5843bf0bc/scarlett-johansson-1920x1200-24713.jpg/info) -- again, like Jewel, dying her hair blonde was an unforgivable crime against humanity.

Scarlet Johansson was never on That 70s Show, and she's always been blond.  You're thinking of Laura Prepon.

Also, am I the only one with a hardon for the chick from the progressive commercials (http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive.html)?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: clutch on December 10, 2008, 04:53:33 PM
Also, am I the only one with a hardon for the chick from the progressive commercials (http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive.html)?

NOPE. I derailed #ff to talk about her last month when I was in Atlanta. I was watching TV for the first time in half a year and was instantly smitten.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on December 10, 2008, 04:59:10 PM
I'm just gonna go ahead and admit it: Wanda Sykes.

Yeah.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mothra on December 10, 2008, 05:00:16 PM
WHAT

WHAT
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: François on December 10, 2008, 05:26:28 PM
I was just debating whether it would be too embarrassing to reveal my secret passion for CNN's Christiane Amanpour, but frankly you just got me beat there, DN.

yeah i know but there's no way in hell i'm starting a "journalists you want to fuck" thread
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Thad on December 10, 2008, 05:31:34 PM
I'm just gonna go ahead and admit it: Wanda Sykes.

Yeah.

You know she's not into dudes, right?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Detonator on December 10, 2008, 05:36:09 PM
I'm just gonna go ahead and admit it: Wanda Sykes.

Yeah.

You know she's not into dudes, right?

:sarcasm: Oh, well there go his chances.

On that note, I think Portia de Rossi is hot.  Ellen is a lucky gal.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Royal☭ on December 10, 2008, 05:39:00 PM
yyeah i know but there's no way in hell i'm starting a "journalists you want to fuck" thread

I believe that's News I'd Like to Fuck (http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=87155&title=News-I%27d-Like-to-F@#k).
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on December 10, 2008, 05:39:43 PM
News You Can Fap To...s.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on December 10, 2008, 06:09:23 PM
Well, if that's the way the winds are blowing...

(http://www.62management.co.nz/photos/WendyPetrie10.jpg)

Wendy Petrie. She used to be on the 24-Hour CTV News channel until she moved back to her native New Zealand. She has a breathy, sensuous voice which made even the Columbia disaster sound like love poetry.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on December 10, 2008, 06:11:17 PM
This thread is getting bizarre.

Hello internets, how are you doing today?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kayma on December 10, 2008, 06:18:12 PM
This is quickly becoming one of my favorite threads. :wuv:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on December 10, 2008, 08:01:01 PM
I actually had this conversation with my girlfriend the other night.  We agreed to split the Gyllenhaals.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Ted Belmont on December 10, 2008, 09:05:23 PM
(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/039_6643Linda-Hamilton-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Romosome on December 10, 2008, 09:06:18 PM
this is why you're not allowed to time travel anymore, ted.  shit like this.

I hate you, dad.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on December 10, 2008, 09:10:34 PM
Ooh, I would have fucked Heath Ledger.  Thanks for reminding me Buge.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: SCD on December 10, 2008, 09:27:04 PM
(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/039_6643Linda-Hamilton-Posters.jpg)

Her and the chick from Aliens - Vasquez.

Totally.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on December 10, 2008, 11:20:52 PM
Zooey Deschanel (http://babes.rockerboo.net/d052531ca7305c34c0f7a7559b160982/), anyone? Her kind of woman is rare, majestic beast whose like I have scoured this city for.
You back off, she's mine.

Not only is she cute / adorable / what-have-you in any movie no matter how bad it is (and most of her line up was pretty bad) but she played what I thought was a perfect Trillian, who is my biggest literary crush.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Arc on December 11, 2008, 06:48:57 AM
She plays an excellent villain (see: Bridge to Terabithia). Truly ruthless, real twisted.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kayma on December 11, 2008, 10:13:43 AM
She plays an excellent villain (see: Bridge to Terabithia). Truly ruthless, real twisted.

Cute and oblivious, the new face of evil?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on December 11, 2008, 01:46:07 PM
Oh hey, christmas shopping reminded me that before she became ancient and haggard, CoCo Chanel, had it goin' on.

(http://www.theswellelife.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/28/coco_chanel_portrait.jpeg)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on December 11, 2008, 01:49:04 PM
She looks like if you touched her the wrong way her head would fall off and the store manager would yell at you.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on December 11, 2008, 02:00:48 PM
Well, that's a tinted black-and-white photo.

i.e. PRODUCT MAY NOT BE EXACTLY AS SHOWN.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: clutch on December 14, 2008, 12:38:08 PM
Watched Elf last night on the Turner Broadcast System and goddamn if Zooey Deschanel didn't rocket to the top of the list. However, I'm not sure if it's more to do with her actual level of attractiveness, or that she was dressed in Christmas costume the whole movie, which you all know I heartily endorse.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Rosencrantz on December 14, 2008, 02:06:57 PM
I can't believe I forgot this one: Tina Fey.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on December 14, 2008, 02:07:49 PM
She looks too much like Sarah Palin, though.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on December 14, 2008, 02:24:55 PM
Sarah Silverman is, if not the hottest actress, then at least the hottest near-40 actress, and she is smart and hilarious as well.  That's a big deal because female comedians are rarely funny.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Norondor on December 14, 2008, 02:56:03 PM
Sarah Silverman is, if not the hottest actress,

:wrong:

then at least the hottest near-40 actress,

:wrong:

and she is smart

:wrong:

and hilarious

:wrong:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Thad on December 14, 2008, 03:22:21 PM
That's a big deal because female comedians are rarely funny.

Sam Bee is usually the first name I cite in response to any "women aren't funny" claims I see.

She's not so rough on the eyes either.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Joxam on December 14, 2008, 09:15:24 PM
Zooey Deschanel's big sister (the lady on Bones) is nice too.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on December 14, 2008, 09:23:37 PM
noro you're dumb.  but i love you so much that i've decided to change my opinions to match yours anyway.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: James Edward Smith on December 15, 2008, 12:25:27 AM
Sarah Silverman was funnier when she was on the Mr. Show and her whole shtick wasn't acting like she had no concept of what a faux-pas was. Not that I don't enjoy when she does that, it is funny, but she's become a bit of a one trick pony.

That said, she is really sexy in that she is both pretty attractive and really alluring in that "girl who also likes to joke all the time like I do and would totally end up having an unhealthy co-dependant relationship with me" sort of way that I'm really a sucker for.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Ted Belmont on December 15, 2008, 05:48:36 AM
I liked her in School of Rock and Futurama when she was a total bitch. What does that say about me?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on December 15, 2008, 07:32:55 PM
Though she is getting very old very fast, I've thought Christa Miller (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0588096/) was hot since the Drew Carey Show. It doesn't hurt that her characters always seem to be (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0009521/) painfully (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0056744/) slutty (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0305011/) (I couldn't get a character link there, sue me).
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: LaserBeing on December 15, 2008, 08:18:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G9Ka6zVvzA

she is pretty and talented
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on December 16, 2008, 09:09:44 PM
I KNOW RIGHT?!
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Spram on December 23, 2008, 10:06:42 AM
I will hate Sarah Silverman until she admits she looks like a spanish woman. I hate crackers who look hispanic.

I don't know if I would do her, if her pussy is as hairy as her face, no. If it's shaven, maybe, she seems to have nice tits.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Zaratustra on December 23, 2008, 03:17:42 PM
Spram, -you- are a hispanic-looking cracker.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on December 23, 2008, 05:09:18 PM
If it's shaven, maybe
Her pubic hair or her face?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on March 19, 2009, 02:17:41 PM
I would totally do Gemaine Clement :3
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Bongo Bill on March 19, 2009, 02:22:31 PM
Jemaine Clement is not an actress.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on March 19, 2009, 02:38:24 PM
Yeah, but I'm a lady and I more generally like men.  So I'm listing actors.  So there.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: TA on March 19, 2009, 02:52:05 PM
get that gay shit out of our hot chicks thread
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on March 19, 2009, 02:58:39 PM
Thread necrophilia?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: on March 19, 2009, 03:01:58 PM
Oh, you want to fuck dead ones now, too?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on March 19, 2009, 03:04:07 PM
...

I suppose the next step is for someone with even less taste than me to make a joke involving recent news.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: MarsDragon on March 19, 2009, 03:27:46 PM
I thought that's what the recent posts were going to be when I saw this thread come back.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on March 19, 2009, 03:32:43 PM
Psha.  And anyway, I've been posting guys I'd do right along in this thread.  It'd be a little silly to start a thread of "Actors You Want to Fuck" when there's a whopping like, 10 girls on here total.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Royal☭ on March 19, 2009, 03:33:37 PM
Woah, there's 10?  That's like 4 times more than I thought.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on March 19, 2009, 03:35:15 PM
I didn't count, that was a guess.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: James Edward Smith on March 19, 2009, 04:43:12 PM
I'd fuck the shit out of Sarah Silverman's tookus. She's funny and hotter than any girl I've fucked in the past. I'm pretty sure I'm a damn sight better looking than you are, Spram, so pull your head out of your ass.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Niku on March 19, 2009, 04:52:34 PM
Take that, Spram of three months ago.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on March 19, 2009, 05:18:15 PM
I submit: Susan Egan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SczXahhjjqE

Oh, you want to fuck dead ones now, too?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rfDi1MlSwiU/SVkGkMvcvWI/AAAAAAAABY8/oJ9tIbos7ok/s400/hades.jpg)
Heyyyy, we can make a deal.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Alex on March 19, 2009, 06:29:17 PM
Francoise Yip, Maggie Q and Bernice Liu.  In no particular order or all at once.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rfDi1MlSwiU/SVkGkMvcvWI/AAAAAAAABY8/oJ9tIbos7ok/s400/hades.jpg)
Heyyyy, we can make a deal.

Okay, James Woods.  But only if those three ugly sisters of fate aren't involved in any way.

And you can't have my soul.  It's already spoken for.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Royal☭ on March 19, 2009, 06:37:14 PM
Francoise Yip has a jaw you could break boards with.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: François on March 25, 2009, 07:14:51 PM
I was thinking, "are there any Québec actresses who would qualify?", and almost immediately I was ashamed that I even had to ask that question. Here's to Karine Vanasse and Mahée Paiement.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Spram on March 29, 2009, 07:59:09 PM
I'd fuck the shit out of Sarah Silverman's tookus. She's funny and hotter than any girl I've fucked in the past. I'm pretty sure I'm a damn sight better looking than you are, Spram, so pull your head out of your ass.

I'm not a girl, you can't compare me with her.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on March 29, 2009, 08:04:09 PM
I was thinking, "are there any Québec actresses who would qualify?", and almost immediately I was ashamed that I even had to ask that question. Here's to Karine Vanasse and Mahée Paiement.
So... no?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Arc on April 16, 2009, 12:31:31 PM
Collette Wolfe, please forever wear that food court hat.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on April 16, 2009, 04:59:33 PM
In a funny, curious sort of way, I'd like to do Gene Wilder (not now, I mean Christ, he's in his 70s) back in the day.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on April 16, 2009, 05:01:40 PM
You mean don't have a secret fetish for Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: James Edward Smith on April 16, 2009, 07:09:52 PM
I'd do a young Gene Wilder if I was a girl. He was cool.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on April 17, 2009, 07:13:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Arc on April 28, 2009, 10:18:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI

Katie, will you be my (thin) Ice Queen? :wuv:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on May 01, 2009, 12:07:48 PM
(http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/01/katey-sagal-2.jpg)
Katey Sagal has aged quite well. I'd put her at 8.4 on the Halston Scale.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on May 01, 2009, 01:03:48 PM
I bet she yells out 'Hiya!' in bed.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on May 01, 2009, 01:45:12 PM
...

...

...

...

Michael Biehn. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Reese)

Yes, this means I want to fuck Solid Snake. Fuck you. So do you. Admit it.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on May 01, 2009, 04:49:57 PM
Well, I kind of do.  Like, three or four times a day.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on May 03, 2009, 06:26:23 PM
Ok, she's not an actress, but do Internet pseudo-celebrities count?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoP6HkxjS38

Seriously. Worth the jail time.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on May 03, 2009, 06:27:36 PM
Ok, she's not an actress, but do Internet pseudo-celebrities count?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoP6HkxjS38

Seriously. Worth the jail time.

Goddammit Rygaron... Fuck.

No.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on May 03, 2009, 06:28:42 PM
 :determined: Don't judge me!
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on May 03, 2009, 06:29:17 PM
:determined: Don't judge me!

Fuckin' right I will!  :THATWAY:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on May 03, 2009, 06:54:34 PM
Wow, does the girl have tourettes?  She's got some serious tics going on.  Does looking like you are mentally ill make you cute because last I knew, it wasn't a good idea to act like an enormous moron.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on May 03, 2009, 06:55:38 PM
I can only see her pulling my candy hose right off with one of those spastic head motions.

Warning

...what she said.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Doom on May 03, 2009, 07:02:56 PM
LOOKS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on May 03, 2009, 07:04:11 PM
pretending to be a spaz is fun
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on May 03, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
Kazz, I expected better from you.  I expected an angry response about that video.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on May 03, 2009, 07:16:14 PM
i was being sardonic.

for good measure i'll also go LOL I'M HYPER!!!!!!!!!!OLDJOKE
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on May 03, 2009, 07:30:32 PM
Duh, I know you were.  I still thought you'd be like "OMG THAT GIRL IS SO IRRITATING" in some manner.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on May 03, 2009, 07:31:39 PM
That means he wants her too.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on May 03, 2009, 07:32:52 PM
I doubt that highly.  Kazz's roommate has a girlfriend like that--she's sorta pretty, but dumber than a pile of bricks.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on May 03, 2009, 07:33:54 PM
she's not pretty.  she's hideous.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on May 03, 2009, 07:35:27 PM
I rest my case.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on May 03, 2009, 08:16:03 PM
The roommate's girl or Boxxy?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Alex on May 03, 2009, 08:19:15 PM
I bet she yells out 'Hiya!' in bed.

I'd hit it because she could scream 'AAAAAAAAAAAL!' and it would be relevant to the events at hand.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: James Edward Smith on May 03, 2009, 09:23:13 PM
From not really watching that video all that much and just taking her at face value, I'd fuck her if she was legal. Unless she was actualy some crazy spaz, then no.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Saturn on May 03, 2009, 09:45:34 PM
From not really watching that video all that much and just taking her at face value, I'd fuck her if she was legal. Unless she was actualy some crazy spaz, then no.

She camwhores for /b/, she obviously has some sort of brain problem
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kayma on May 03, 2009, 09:51:41 PM
 :facepalm: Not cute enough. The crazy to cute ratio is very important, and the balance just isn't there.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Niku on May 03, 2009, 10:18:20 PM
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/Nikumatic/kiko.jpg)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Arc on May 04, 2009, 12:03:03 AM
BOXXY

It is delicious teeth.

I must eat it.

eat eat eat
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Ted Belmont on May 04, 2009, 12:56:47 AM
Well, she did make 4chan explode. That's gotta count for something.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on May 04, 2009, 03:05:31 AM
Weirdos!  :THATWAY:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on May 05, 2009, 05:03:27 PM
I just had the urge to smack her.

I don't mind people who are actually like that. They are sort of fun, in small doses. People who act like that on purpose I want to smack.

Nothing more, really. Just a sort of "stop moving around so my eyes can focus" smack, with no real malice, like you would smack a panicking solider so he could get back in the fight, you know, like a smack where it's the behavior and not the person no i would not fuck her jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with /b/

don't answer that
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on May 05, 2009, 05:06:38 PM
I'd splash her with cold water.






No, I mean an actual bucket of actual cold water.  What the fuck did you think I meant?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on May 05, 2009, 05:09:19 PM
Brentai, at this point, if you told me you wanted to have sex with me, I'd look for some kind of hidden sexual euphemism.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Joxam on May 05, 2009, 05:09:54 PM
I'd smack her with.... Nah. Too easy.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on May 05, 2009, 05:16:58 PM
Brentai, at this point, if you told me you wanted to have sex with me, I'd look for some kind of hidden sexual euphemism.

I Lweatn'ts tpol ahya vBeu bsbelxe wBiotbhb lyeo.u.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on May 05, 2009, 05:36:53 PM
OK, but I get to be player 1.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on May 05, 2009, 05:39:11 PM
You're always Player 1 in my heart.   :wuv:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on May 05, 2009, 05:39:56 PM
Wait, fuck, I'm not doing this right.

You're always Player 1 in my pants.   :suave:

Sufficient?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kayma on May 05, 2009, 05:44:56 PM
Plug in the multi-tap and let me get in on this.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lottel on May 05, 2009, 07:22:30 PM
Anal.

(Am...Am I doing this right?)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on May 05, 2009, 07:31:42 PM
Wizard needs food... badly. Mmmmyeah. Feed the wizard... slowly.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on May 06, 2009, 06:40:46 AM
It's a trick! No one plays the Wizard.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on May 06, 2009, 07:31:29 AM
Fred Savage does.

:glee:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: SCD on May 06, 2009, 09:23:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQZi7tmWhR4&NR=1
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on May 06, 2009, 10:45:09 AM
I'd prolly do Ryan Reynolds.  I totally forgot about that fucker.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on May 06, 2009, 10:55:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtklMsBVr0

BUT LD WHY WOULD YOU BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE THAT ACTS STUPID IN A PUBLIC MEDIUM FOR ATTENTION?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Ted Belmont on May 06, 2009, 11:06:20 AM
Hey, leave Kazzz out of this.

EDIT: Take that, word filter!
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on May 06, 2009, 12:45:54 PM
Rygaron, there's a difference between someone who gets paid and is an actor and someone who is nothing other than a vacant attention whore.  And he's way cuter than that weird girl you think is cute.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: TA on May 06, 2009, 12:51:08 PM
Rygaron, there's a difference between when I do it and when you do it.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kashan on May 06, 2009, 02:03:40 PM
I'm with Lady Duke on this one, somebody performing medicore comedy in a movie for money isn't really comprable to somebody feigning a mental disorder on the internet for attention.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on May 06, 2009, 02:36:07 PM
I chose to believe it was a carefully thought out plan years in the making to destroy 4chan if even for a couple of hours, and it worked. In that time when 4chan was down and the world was in terror, her elite team of thieves stole all the world's most precious relics.

Prove me wrong.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Ted Belmont on May 17, 2009, 07:09:48 PM
Yasmin Deliz:

(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/Yasmin-deliz_260.jpg)

(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/yasmin-deliz3.jpg)

(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/40260756.jpg)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kayma on May 17, 2009, 08:19:14 PM
Added girls in jeanshorts and baseball gear to Kayma's ever-growing list of fetishes.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on May 17, 2009, 09:08:15 PM
She has a mouth molded and formed around all the cocks going into it.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on May 17, 2009, 09:19:40 PM
Eww
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on May 18, 2009, 04:52:25 AM
Which is exactly the reason Kim Cardassian or whatever her name is was struck from my list.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on May 18, 2009, 02:42:03 PM
(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/40260756.jpg)

I AM OWNING YOU, YOU FAT BALD, FATTY FAT... FAT FAT!
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: sei on May 18, 2009, 03:03:33 PM
I find Deliz not only unappealing, but somehow offensive.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on May 18, 2009, 04:40:30 PM
M.I.A. on the other hand....
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Fortinbras on May 18, 2009, 05:47:12 PM
M.I.A. on the other hand....
:wuv: :wuv: :wuv:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on October 09, 2009, 07:22:19 PM
This is Stephanie Beard, a.k.a "Sugar."

(http://voice123.com/pics/talents/79519/r.jpg)

She's a voice acress from Scarborough. I would, to quote the vernacular, "break my dick off in her ass."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be_1lDPvcTo
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Niku on October 09, 2009, 07:32:31 PM
too bad that it seems that homosexual has beaten you to it
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Frocto on October 09, 2009, 08:48:33 PM
I really want to abuse Rygaron for posting Boxy, but I don't want to be all, "Take that Rygaron of six months ago!"

rygaron you suck
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on October 10, 2009, 02:16:18 AM
Kurt Russel

YES I KNOW THIS MEANS I WOULD FUCK SOLID SNAKE GODDAMN IT
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Norondor on October 10, 2009, 02:27:26 AM
uhhh, so would everyone here?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: yyler on October 10, 2009, 02:33:11 AM
no way he's too old
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on October 10, 2009, 05:14:09 AM
Yy, men don't get worse with age! We're like fine wines! We're superb with a dose of viagra.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Envy on October 18, 2009, 11:07:39 PM
Sarah Brightman
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on October 19, 2009, 05:34:27 AM
does "sugar" have a helium balloon surgically implanted in her throat
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mothra on November 12, 2009, 11:52:31 AM
Oh dear.

(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/5511/tumblrkrqaabzogx1qa1iiq.jpg)

It has somehow escaped my notice until now that Halle Berry can be mind-blowingly attractive.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kazz on November 12, 2009, 12:06:38 PM
I WAN' YOU TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOOOOOOOD
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Pacobird on November 12, 2009, 01:48:31 PM
It has somehow escaped my notice until now that Halle Berry can be mind-blowingly attractive.

you realize racism is in fact the most rational explanation for that, right
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Pacobird on November 12, 2009, 01:52:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtklMsBVr0

BUT LD WHY WOULD YOU BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE THAT ACTS STUPID IN A PUBLIC MEDIUM FOR ATTENTION?

possibly because he has the best six pack in holywood right now
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Norondor on November 12, 2009, 03:01:17 PM
It has somehow escaped my notice until now that Halle Berry can be mind-blowingly attractive.

Apart from the bad acting and hit-and-run accidents and such?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on November 12, 2009, 03:06:43 PM
At least she said she was sorry about the whole Catwoman thing
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Norondor on November 12, 2009, 03:07:19 PM
Too little, too late
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mothra on November 12, 2009, 04:04:54 PM
you realize racism is in fact the most rational explanation for that, right

Clearly it is this and not the bad acting and hit-and-run accidents and such.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on November 12, 2009, 04:10:10 PM
Nope, you're a racist. Go holocaust some Jews, you racist.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Niku on November 12, 2009, 04:27:31 PM
I think Halle Berry might swing wildly between incredibly attractive and not hot at all more than any other actress I can think of.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on November 12, 2009, 04:34:29 PM
As someone who's already professed his racial proclivities, I can definitely say I've never once found Halle Berry the least bit attractive.

Even in that one picture she manages to fuck up the thing with an inscrutable facial expression.  She is a woman who at all times seems to be completely disgusted with herself, and that's only attractive on a person who has a reason to be.

...I mean, yeah.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on November 12, 2009, 05:14:51 PM
I will never forgive her for killing Ray Park
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on November 12, 2009, 05:24:20 PM
Oh who hasn't killed Ray Park.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Royal☭ on November 12, 2009, 05:29:01 PM
Halle Berry is plenty hot, and it left my mind thoroughly conflicted in Monster's Ball when she performs an arousingly convincing sex scene with Billy Bob Thorton.  My poor brain just didn't know how to react to the situation.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on November 12, 2009, 06:28:54 PM
Quote
Oh who hasn't killed Ray Park.

well at least my two favorite boys, Ewan and Johnny haven --

shit.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Alex on November 12, 2009, 08:54:19 PM
As someone who's already professed his racial proclivities, I can definitely say I've never once found Halle Berry the least bit attractive.

Even in that one picture she manages to fuck up the thing with an inscrutable facial expression.  She is a woman who at all times seems to be completely disgusted with herself, and that's only attractive on a person who has a reason to be.

...I mean, yeah.

It's okay, Brentai.  I don't think she's attractive either.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Joxam on November 12, 2009, 09:16:49 PM
She scares me.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on November 12, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
I heard Halle Berry murders little girls to steal their youth and vitality and that she's been roaming the earth for thousands of years.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Catloaf on November 12, 2009, 09:35:17 PM
I think she's attractive.  Her expression in that pic does ruin it though.  But in terms of pure physical attractiveness, indeed she is pretty.

Not the hottest woman ever, but....  You guys saying you don't find her attractive makes me wonder if the people saying Sarah Palin is hot have some merit, because Palin is disgusting to look at, and comparing attractive women in glasses to her as they did constantly when she was a big thing in the media was a horrible insult of ludicrous proportions to the beuties they applied it to.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Alex on November 12, 2009, 09:54:22 PM
No black chicks, Catloaf.

No black chicks.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mothra on November 12, 2009, 09:57:14 PM
I don't really think Halle Berry's expression is the focus here Catloaf.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Norondor on November 12, 2009, 10:01:15 PM
If i didn't know anything about her and just saw a photo of her i would say that yeah, she'd be pretty attractive. Unfortunately all the horrible just makes that thought stop dead.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on November 13, 2009, 06:28:56 AM
No black chicks, Catloaf.

No black chicks.

Since we're on the subject:

Pam Grier.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/pam-grier-55922.jpg)

EDIT: Goddamn 403 forbidden

I think she'd be cool with listening to some funk-ay porno music while we were going at it.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Frocto on November 13, 2009, 06:36:25 AM
No black chicks, Catloaf.

No black chicks.

what is this bullshit
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on November 13, 2009, 09:37:58 AM
No black chicks, Catloaf.

No black chicks.

Since we're on the subject:

Pam Grier.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/pam-grier-55922.jpg)

EDIT: Goddamn 403 forbidden

I think she'd be cool with listening to some funk-ay porno music while we were going at it.

Pam Grier was the female lead in like... half the Blaxploitation pics ever made with a female lead.

She still looks good I daresay, but why the current pic when there are some classics to post? :ohmy:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on November 13, 2009, 10:05:19 AM
Just to reinforce the point that I'd still like to introduce the rare albino blacksnake into her delicate ecosystem, I guess.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mothra on November 30, 2009, 01:39:23 AM
I'm going to declare the following The Most Erotic Thing I Have Ever Laid Eyes On:

(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2290/tumblrkqomt7h4ym1qzr53c.jpg)

Reka Ebergenyi (full size) (http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqomt7h4yM1qzr53co1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1259660168&Signature=xq8DlzQO3ePoRtcQREqi4sZOt8E%3D)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lady Duke on November 30, 2009, 09:19:24 PM
She has the tiiiiiiiniest boobs ever, lawls.  Girls like that always make me wonder why they bother with bras.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on November 30, 2009, 09:44:03 PM
'Cuz bras are sexy.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on November 30, 2009, 09:44:31 PM
It's like a bloatee for a woman's chest.  Chestee.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on November 30, 2009, 09:53:20 PM
Oh! She is wearing a bra! I thought it was some kind of extra-skimpy second shirt! :derp:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on December 01, 2009, 10:16:59 AM
> implying bras are sexier than nipples visible beneath a shirt
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on December 12, 2009, 11:35:26 AM
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b149/Rygaron/ninasky.jpg)

Nina Sky (http://www.myspace.com/ninasky). I'd fuck either, but I'm going to marry the one on our right.

The first piece of the puzzle was Lee-Ham's video (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=62.msg118985#msg118985), which made me track them down to figure out which was the insanely cute one (Natalie), which lead me to find that they live like two hours from me, which in turn lead to finding a link to the video about the guy that tried to kill Bjork after stalking her for like a year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k

So yeah, this is gonna' happen.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on August 10, 2010, 05:08:03 AM
SMA PROMO Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCjUBtn8jFI#ws)

I wouldn't have thought that a nerdy, slightly butch girl would appeal to me so much, but there it is.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: stump sock on October 17, 2010, 06:02:11 PM
nina sky

dude.

Major Lazer - Keep It Goin' Louder ft. Nina Sky, Ricky Blaze (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXd6u9o6dYY#ws)

the one on the right with her hair down, which one is she? because I'm about it
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on August 20, 2011, 07:07:22 PM
Bianca Beauchamp.

Bianca Beauchamp Black Transformation (http://vimeo.com/9631737)
(NSFW)

 :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: TA on August 20, 2011, 07:21:23 PM
Nothing hotter than blackface.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on August 20, 2011, 07:51:20 PM
Yeah. I'm not sure about the politics of that, but the intentions seemed good? Hearken back to the apparent successes of the civil rights movement(s if you want to count feminism)? Show off a moderately impressive technical feat? Be a trio of crackers loudly saying, "Black is beautiful"?

On the other hand, it's a NSFW video of a girl Buge gets excited over. So that basically demolishes any other concerns.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on August 20, 2011, 09:35:36 PM
I would ride that down the road less traveled.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lottel on August 20, 2011, 09:50:54 PM
She looks better as a 70s sex symbol. I don't care about what they said or what that means.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on August 20, 2011, 10:26:54 PM
I'm gonna put this one out there lottel: Everyone looks better after 10 hours of professional make-up designed to make you look better.
I'm also guessing that those interviews with her out of the shoot are done clean. I don't think she's got any make-up on.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on August 20, 2011, 10:40:48 PM
Everyone looks better after 10 hours of professional make-up designed to make you look better.

Ah ha.  Ah ha ha ha ha ha.

You haven't seen a lot of shit makeup jobs, have you?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Classic on August 20, 2011, 10:54:23 PM
No, and certainly none that anyone admitted to paying for.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lottel on August 20, 2011, 11:19:37 PM
I meant more as "I don't care how possibly racist it is for her to be in 'blackface.' She looked more attractive."
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on August 26, 2011, 04:14:19 PM
I just found out about Alice Sophia Eve, and it turns out that she's like this massive black hole of adorable.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Spram on September 02, 2011, 04:41:44 AM
I am always late. I saw Hobo with a Shotgun on Netflix out of curiosity and I liked Molly Dunsworth. In the movie she plays a Taylor Swift looking prostitute, which is strange because google her and she looks a lot more goofy-looking. Here she is!

(http://i56.tinypic.com/nzo9yh.jpg)

Oh and I don't like tattoos. :(
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kashan on September 02, 2011, 05:19:24 AM
Wait, so you posted her as not wanting to fuck her?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lottel on September 02, 2011, 06:04:50 AM
We actually have a Actresses You DON'T Want to Fuck somewhere around here.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Royal☭ on September 02, 2011, 07:30:58 AM
Oh and I don't like tattoos. :(

You're a full-fledged bitch and a half, Spram!

There is nothing about that photo that is not incredible, really.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Ted Belmont on September 02, 2011, 09:02:54 AM
Maybe we need an "Actresses You're Not Sure if You Want to Fuck" thread.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on September 02, 2011, 09:07:14 AM
I'd fuck Betty White.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lottel on September 02, 2011, 09:09:53 AM
If she promised to make jokes about it afterwards? Yes.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Niku on September 02, 2011, 10:54:53 AM
Why would she?  You're a tough act to follow.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Kashan on September 02, 2011, 08:36:27 PM
I would have sex with young Angel Lansbury.
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s10/kcdowney/172157Angela-Lansbury-Posters.jpg)
I would have sex with her hard.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Spram on September 05, 2011, 05:13:46 PM
Why yes, I would like to fuck her, but I know I'm not good enough. What fucking dimension do you guys live where women want to fuck? I mean, like to fuck for fun and not for money.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on September 06, 2011, 07:27:15 PM
We don't live in another dimension, Spram.

We live in Upornia, where women give oral sex when they say hello and a titty fuck to say good bye. Where the roads are paved with dildos that had been inserted into the sweetest of virgins, and paying taxes is simply an act of cunnilingus on the King's three well-endowed daughters.

If you'll excuse me, Spram, it's tea time, now, and the three Asian schoolgirls I'm having sex with are serving me tea from between their cleavage.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: François on September 06, 2011, 07:48:37 PM
the three Asian schoolgirls I'm having sex with are serving me tea from between their cleavage.

I love teat-time.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on September 06, 2011, 08:00:22 PM
You mean they kinda squish their boobs together to make enough cleavage to serve tea out of, or they do a three-way symmetrical dock where you get sort of a tri-cleavage that you go under and lick the tea as it trickles down?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mothra on September 06, 2011, 08:36:45 PM
Man in my day you just did Chamomile shots off of some Irish-lass ass-cleavage like a gentleman

The times they are a-changin'
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on September 07, 2011, 07:47:26 AM
Man in my day you just did Chamomile shots off of some Irish-lass ass-cleavage like a gentleman

I got tired of ass-shots when I quit drinking Earl Grey Enemas. It didn't really taste that great, and it scalded the insides of those poor girls all to hell.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mothra on September 07, 2011, 02:16:57 PM
But it was TRADITION dammit
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on September 07, 2011, 02:50:02 PM
But it was TRADITION dammit

I can take getting poop on my penis when I anal sex a girl, but popped blister pus? That's where I cross the line, tradition be damned.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on September 07, 2011, 05:51:20 PM
I'm starting to feel more relieved to live in Spram's universe by the minute.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on September 07, 2011, 06:27:49 PM
As gratitude, you should let Spram live in your house. It'll be just like The Odd Couple!
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on September 09, 2011, 02:39:58 PM
This probably goes without saying, but Robert Downey, Jr.

Also Gwyneth Paltrow.

OK yeah basically every single person in Iron Man 2.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on September 09, 2011, 02:44:37 PM
Also during the scene Chris Hemsworth was shirtless in Thor I may or may not have spontaneously become pregnant with thunder babies
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Disposable Ninja on September 09, 2011, 03:06:22 PM
This probably goes without saying, but Robert Downey, Jr.

Also Gwyneth Paltrow.

OK yeah basically every single person in Iron Man 2.

That reminds me: Scarlet Johansson in a black bra in the backseat of a limo.

ADDENDUM: wait, let me rephrase that in a more Iron Man way -- SCARLET JOHANSSON. IN A BLACK BRA. IN THE BACKSEAT OF A LIMO.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Spram on September 14, 2011, 08:28:56 AM
Hey gays, did you know that Anna Torv played Nariko in Heavenly sword? That's hot.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/30cxblv.jpg) (http://dekku.nofatclips.com/2007/08/making-of-heavenly-sword-capture.html)

Trippykaka from enslaved was played by another cutie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1589316/) but that's a big head. Ok, I only wrote the last sentence because I like her name, Trippykaka.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mrs. Awesome on March 29, 2012, 02:55:02 PM
Also during the scene Chris Hemsworth was shirtless in Thor I may or may not have spontaneously become pregnant with thunder babies

Holy crapballs. I haven't seen that movie, but I think I might now. Why are the Hemsworth boys so damn pretty?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Niku on March 29, 2012, 03:13:58 PM
good jeans mostly
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on June 17, 2012, 07:37:12 AM
Samantha Wright.

(http://i.imgur.com/mGm0H.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/djNAr.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Zv6B6.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/g13w5.jpg)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Shinra on June 17, 2012, 07:39:09 AM
She's built like a fighting game character O_O

I didn't know people could look like that in real life!
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Beat Bandit on June 17, 2012, 01:06:37 PM
The picture of her in the hoodie is everything that is right in the world.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on June 17, 2012, 03:22:47 PM
She has pulled off the incredibly rare and difficult trick of preserving all her femininity while also being more manly than most, if not all the men around her.

Most impressive.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on June 18, 2012, 09:15:32 AM
It isn't difficult if you're a weightlifter. Their training emphasizes strong core muscles.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Royal☭ on July 20, 2012, 03:31:12 PM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/7/19/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-364-1342713374-5.gif)

11 GIFs Of Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Dancing Before A Race (http://www.buzzfeed.com/samir/11-gifs-of-olympic-hurdler-michelle-jenneke-dancin)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on July 20, 2012, 04:06:57 PM
Welp. I can now say that within about 15 minutes, someone (not me) posted Michelle Jenneke dancing to every forum I visit regularly.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: François on July 20, 2012, 07:10:14 PM
What is it that makes her seem so fami-- oh my crap she kinda has Butt-head's nose.

...looks real good on her though!
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Friday on July 24, 2012, 07:46:26 PM
so I've been watching how i met your mother

BARNEY STINSON - NOTHING SUITS ME LIKE A SUIT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgBCI-z7L3Y#ws)

I am pretty sure I am now:

1. a man
2. gay
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Lottel on July 24, 2012, 08:21:35 PM
NPH is the universal right answer.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: R^2 on July 25, 2012, 07:00:54 AM
After singing along with every word from that video, Mrs. A asked me to warn you that the series really only goes downhill from there.

But seriously men everywhere are lucky NPH is gay.

(In more ways than one. :suave:)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on July 25, 2012, 10:48:52 AM
Every street NPH walks down becomes a spontaneous pride parade.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Silversong on July 27, 2012, 08:33:19 AM
Can Neil Patrick Harris be an actor I want to snuggle for a long time while talking about nerdy things?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Brentai on July 27, 2012, 10:18:46 AM
Nope.  Go for Home or go home.
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on August 02, 2012, 02:54:42 PM
Samantha Wright - American Open 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpCbpyVYqnM#)

 :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv:
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Mongrel on August 02, 2012, 10:33:06 PM
So I suspect a few people here might be interested in this picture of a young Chris Walken

(http://images.sympatico.ca/images/Feeds/Photogallery/photo_gallery_inmovies_young_and_beautiful/6.jpg)

EDIT: and for those who aren't how about a picture of a young Helen Mirren?

(http://images.sympatico.ca/images/Feeds/Photogallery/photo_gallery_inmovies_young_and_beautiful/2.jpg)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Smiler on August 03, 2012, 05:28:06 AM
He was young at one point?
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: James Edward Smith on August 03, 2012, 05:46:32 AM
That Walken picture may have made my day, Matt.

This is sadly the best I can offer. The text is based on something a random pub player in Heroes of Newerth said to fellow Zeroes of Oldmars clan member, Tim Suttera. (ZOM for life)
(http://tsamurai.pyoko.org/images/walkinhp.jpg)
Title: Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
Post by: Büge on August 03, 2012, 08:38:31 AM
young Helen Mirren

(http://img001.lazygirls.info/people/helen_mirren/helen_mirren_young_cleavage_vLLSSuo.sized.jpg)

 :jizz: