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The Land That Time Forgot => Worst Olympic Stadium Ever => Topic started by: Doom on August 04, 2009, 06:50:40 AM
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Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words!
Begins the 20th!
Ends the 28th!
Write a story in six words.
If you have to ask, don't.
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I bump the topic. It's open.
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"World's Bloodiest Gangbang:" Poor girl 'won.'
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as he bucked into my mouth
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Elementary, dear Watson. It's always pigmies.
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Soracross trolled with a triumphant fist.
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I don't need six words.
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Kazz accidentally the whole pizza, almost.
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Cheney pumped the shotgun. "Let's rock."
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Deep space: the silent void. Shh.
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She lived happily ever after him.
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The error is uncorrected; I'm banned.
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15 year crush has new boyfriend.
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Sky falling, she tightened her grip.
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A hairy beanbag assaulted the dog.
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Reading these, the judge became depressed.
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This is the shittiest gimmick guys.
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I rebooted, slaughtered, then shut down.
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This is the shittiest gimmick guys.
Oh fuck, just realized this counted.
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yyler you are not fooling anyone.
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SIX WORDS IS JUST MY AVERAGE
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I'M HONESTLY NOT DOING THIS PURPOSEFULLY
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I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
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HOLY GOOD CHRIST I NEED HELP
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Semi-intentional trolling is yyler's forte.
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INCORRECT MY FORT IS ALL PILLOWS
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yyler please stop acting like Classic.
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If it's any consolation, I think it's hilarious.
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If it's any consolation, I think it's hilarious.
Semi-intentional trolling is yyler's forte.
Need a word for, "Deeply Ashamed"
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The photo wearily curled into ashes.
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Notice: Only your first entry counts.
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I'm crying on a straight road.
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Lots of those aren't even stories.
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Notice: Only your first entry counts.
Surely we can talk about this?
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in exactly six words, i mean
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Notice: Only your first entry counts.
Had to jot down the dream.
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I've a Beginning, Middle, and End!
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Hello, this is my first, actual and only entry.
Inherited Father's pistol; always warm, dirty.
Thank you.
Also suggesting that you clowns clarify your honest to God singular entries or we're just taking the first post in this thread with six words and your name on it and judging that.
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I'll be judging the first one no matter what you say.
The other guys can do what they want.
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I'm serious about hating this contest.
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Nom nom nom. Mannicotti is delicious.
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At midnight, Lithgow beheaded the chicken.
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Seriously, is this thing over yet?
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I just kicked a cockatrice and
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When sipped colors washed my vision.
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In retrospect, violence -was- the answer.
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Notice: Only your first entry counts.
And you lose points for each following entry, right?
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Nobody cared before starting, or after.
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Her eyes closed after the apology.
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This ended at 9 AM on the 28th, but whatever. Judges, start Judging.
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Well, that certainly took long enough.
I was starting to worry you wouldn't burst into the thread yelling "SHUT UP, CLASSIC! YET JUDGMENT BE UPON THEE!" at all.
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He posted on the 27th so who cares?
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What the hell, Doom. Just... what.
I judged from Good to Bad.
Guild: 10
First entry will always be best.
Kazz: 1
You can't, just because you're Kazz.
drethlin: 4
Sherlock Holmes would never say that.
Defenestration: 3
Go back to writing contest 2.
Rygaron: 3
Meta-humor and not a real sentence.
Shinra: 7
Thumbs up on the gun jokes.
Newbie: 10
It's plain, simple... I like it.
BongBill: 5
That's not happy, not at all.
Classic: 7
Oh man that was a classic.
Dogstar: 6
Here have some pity from me.
Niku: 8
Story matches avatar; Judge is moved.
Stalyker: 3
Go back to writing contest 1.
Brentai: 10,000,000
Veritably the same feelings as myself.
yyler: 1
First was good, rest are terrible.
mce: 6
I didn't know you're still alive!
Catloaf: 5
I don't know... too first person?
VgameT: 4
Me too, When is this over?
Doom: 1
He forced me to do this.
Envy: 3
Yeah but is it a story?
Fortinbras: 8
Heh heh, it made me laugh.
Esperath: 9
Did you do it on purpose?
Zaratustra: 10
Oh silly Zara, Violence always is.
Detonator: 3
Seriously I'm sick of this shit.
All of you: Losers
With the notable exception of Fortinbras: his avatar makes me so happy.
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RAPID FIRE JUDGING. ALL SCORES BASED ON ELECTROMAGNETIC WEATHER PATTERNS.
Guild: 6
Mmmmmyokay.
Kazz: 2
Wrong contest.
drethelin: 4
No highlight, capper or sense.
Defenestration: 5
Yeahsure.
Rygaron: 7
Almost clever.
Shinra: 7
Heh.
Newbie: 2
I don't get it.
Bongo Bill: 5
Mmhmm.
Classic: 3
Shut up Classic.
Niku: 8
Finally an interesting one.
Lyrai: 4
You used that one already.
Brentai: x
He really did.
yyler: 3
That is not a story.
mce: 4
That barely counts as a story.
Catloaf: 6
That's a little better.
Norondor: 4
That is also not a story.
VgameT: 2
What?
Doom: 2
What?
Envy: 2
So what?
Fortinbras: 7
Mostly just comparatively okay.
Esperath: 10
BRILLIANT.
Zaratustra: 10
PERFECT.
Detonator: 8
Good.
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Guild: 6
:suave:
Kazz: 3
:wat:
drethelin: 4
Defenestration: 8
:glee:
Rygaron: 7
Shinra: 7
:itsmagic:
Newbie: 5
Bongo Bill: 4
Classic: 6
:disapprove:
Niku: 9
:cake:
Lyrai: 3
I used it already.
Brentai: 10
:approve:
yyler: 0
Posted too many times.
mce: 2
:nyoro~n:
Catloaf: 5
Norondor: 6
VgameT: 4
Doom: 1
Envy: 3
Fortinbras: 4
Esperath: 9
::D:
Zaratustra: 10
:perfect:
Detonator: 9
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Zara 10
Brentai 10 DOOM JUDGEMENT
Esperath 9.5
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Zara wins the Gold for B.R.O.N.T.O.!
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Brentai wins the Silver for himself!
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Esperath wins the Bronze for himself!
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OKAY GUYS I HAVE MY ENTRY READYYYYYY
Blink of an eye: Eyeballopolis destroyed.
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"OKAY GUYS I HAVE MY ENTRY READYYYYYYYY"
That's not fine literature my friend.
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Classic, that's seven words, you retard.
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Did I get the highest standard deviation in scores? If so, I'll wear my "Most Controversial Author of Six Words" badge with pride.