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Title: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Doom on August 04, 2009, 06:50:40 AM
(http://doom.pyoko.org/Worstlympics/SixWords.jpg)

Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words!

Begins the 20th!

Ends the 28th!


Write a story in six words.

If you have to ask, don't.
Title: Re: Fiction Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Doom on August 20, 2009, 08:11:20 AM
I bump the topic. It's open.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Guild on August 20, 2009, 08:50:57 AM
"World's Bloodiest Gangbang:" Poor girl 'won.'
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Kazz on August 20, 2009, 09:32:29 AM
as he bucked into my mouth
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Misha on August 20, 2009, 09:55:02 AM
Elementary, dear Watson. It's always pigmies.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Defenestration on August 20, 2009, 09:57:15 AM
Soracross trolled with a triumphant fist.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Guild on August 20, 2009, 10:04:12 AM
I don't need six words.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Beat Bandit on August 20, 2009, 10:17:04 AM
Kazz accidentally the whole pizza, almost.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Shinra on August 20, 2009, 12:20:10 PM
Cheney pumped the shotgun. "Let's rock."
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on August 20, 2009, 12:59:30 PM
Deep space: the silent void. Shh.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Bongo Bill on August 20, 2009, 01:09:44 PM
She lived happily ever after him.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Classic on August 20, 2009, 02:30:37 PM
The error is uncorrected; I'm banned.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Dogstar on August 20, 2009, 03:09:22 PM
15 year crush has new boyfriend.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Niku on August 20, 2009, 03:39:34 PM
Sky falling, she tightened her grip.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: on August 20, 2009, 05:17:28 PM
A hairy beanbag assaulted the dog.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Brentai on August 20, 2009, 06:00:26 PM
Reading these, the judge became depressed.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: yyler on August 20, 2009, 06:08:57 PM
This is the shittiest gimmick guys.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Catloaf on August 20, 2009, 07:19:55 PM
I rebooted, slaughtered, then shut down.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: yyler on August 20, 2009, 07:55:24 PM
This is the shittiest gimmick guys.
Oh fuck, just realized this counted.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Brentai on August 20, 2009, 08:07:28 PM
yyler you are not fooling anyone.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: yyler on August 20, 2009, 08:08:56 PM
SIX WORDS IS JUST MY AVERAGE
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: yyler on August 20, 2009, 08:09:19 PM
I'M HONESTLY NOT DOING THIS PURPOSEFULLY
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: yyler on August 20, 2009, 08:09:55 PM
I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: yyler on August 20, 2009, 08:10:11 PM
HOLY GOOD CHRIST I NEED HELP
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Norondor on August 20, 2009, 08:16:56 PM
Semi-intentional trolling is yyler's forte.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: yyler on August 20, 2009, 08:20:07 PM
INCORRECT MY FORT IS ALL PILLOWS
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Norondor on August 20, 2009, 08:26:21 PM
yyler please stop acting like Classic.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Classic on August 20, 2009, 11:03:15 PM
If it's any consolation, I think it's hilarious.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Classic on August 20, 2009, 11:05:31 PM
If it's any consolation, I think it's hilarious.
Semi-intentional trolling is yyler's forte.

Need a word for, "Deeply Ashamed"
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Classic on August 20, 2009, 11:08:08 PM
The photo wearily curled into ashes.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Brentai on August 21, 2009, 12:14:33 AM
Notice: Only your first entry counts.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: VgameT on August 21, 2009, 12:36:20 AM
I'm crying on a straight road.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Bongo Bill on August 21, 2009, 12:52:55 AM
Lots of those aren't even stories.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Norondor on August 21, 2009, 04:17:57 AM
Notice: Only your first entry counts.

Surely we can talk about this?
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Norondor on August 21, 2009, 04:18:22 AM
in exactly six words, i mean
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Classic on August 21, 2009, 05:32:30 AM
Notice: Only your first entry counts.
Had to jot down the dream.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Classic on August 21, 2009, 05:33:26 AM
I've a Beginning, Middle, and End!
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Doom on August 21, 2009, 08:15:51 AM
Hello, this is my first, actual and only entry.

Inherited Father's pistol; always warm, dirty.

Thank you.

Also suggesting that you clowns clarify your honest to God singular entries or we're just taking the first post in this thread with six words and your name on it and judging that.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Brentai on August 21, 2009, 08:45:51 AM
I'll be judging the first one no matter what you say.

The other guys can do what they want.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: yyler on August 21, 2009, 08:48:36 AM
I'm serious about hating this contest.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Envy on August 21, 2009, 08:56:07 AM
Nom nom nom. Mannicotti is delicious.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Fortinbras on August 21, 2009, 03:20:03 PM
At midnight, Lithgow beheaded the chicken.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Beat Bandit on August 21, 2009, 08:07:20 PM
Seriously, is this thing over yet?
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Esperath on August 27, 2009, 02:08:14 AM
I just kicked a cockatrice and
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 09:08:54 AM
When sipped colors washed my vision.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Zaratustra on August 27, 2009, 09:24:19 AM
In retrospect, violence -was- the answer.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Guild on August 27, 2009, 03:48:22 PM
Notice: Only your first entry counts.

And you lose points for each following entry, right?
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Detonator on August 27, 2009, 03:54:24 PM
Nobody cared before starting, or after.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 04:20:39 PM
Her eyes closed after the apology.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Doom on August 28, 2009, 10:05:06 PM
This ended at 9 AM on the 28th, but whatever. Judges, start Judging.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Catloaf on August 28, 2009, 10:11:15 PM
Well, that certainly took long enough.


I was starting to worry you wouldn't burst into the thread yelling "SHUT UP, CLASSIC!  YET JUDGMENT BE UPON THEE!" at all.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Doom on August 28, 2009, 10:14:42 PM
He posted on the 27th so who cares?
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Aintaer on August 29, 2009, 10:58:03 AM
What the hell, Doom.  Just... what.

I judged from Good to Bad.

Guild: 10
First entry will always be best.

Kazz: 1
You can't, just because you're Kazz.

drethlin: 4
Sherlock Holmes would never say that.

Defenestration: 3
Go back to writing contest 2.

Rygaron: 3
Meta-humor and not a real sentence.

Shinra: 7
Thumbs up on the gun jokes.

Newbie: 10
It's plain, simple... I like it.

BongBill: 5
That's not happy, not at all.

Classic: 7
Oh man that was a classic.

Dogstar: 6
Here have some pity from me.

Niku: 8
Story matches avatar; Judge is moved.

Stalyker: 3
Go back to writing contest 1.

Brentai: 10,000,000
Veritably the same feelings as myself.

yyler: 1
First was good, rest are terrible.

mce: 6
I didn't know you're still alive!

Catloaf: 5
I don't know... too first person?

VgameT: 4
Me too,  When is this over?

Doom: 1
He forced me to do this.

Envy: 3
Yeah but is it a story?

Fortinbras: 8
Heh heh, it made me laugh.

Esperath: 9
Did you do it on purpose?

Zaratustra: 10
Oh silly Zara, Violence always is.

Detonator: 3
Seriously I'm sick of this shit.

All of you: Losers
With the notable exception of Fortinbras: his avatar makes me so happy.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Brentai on August 29, 2009, 11:06:45 AM
RAPID FIRE JUDGING.  ALL SCORES BASED ON ELECTROMAGNETIC WEATHER PATTERNS.

Guild: 6
Mmmmmyokay.
Kazz: 2
Wrong contest.
drethelin: 4
No highlight, capper or sense.
Defenestration: 5
Yeahsure.
Rygaron: 7
Almost clever.
Shinra: 7
Heh.
Newbie: 2
I don't get it.
Bongo Bill: 5
Mmhmm.
Classic: 3
Shut up Classic.
Niku: 8
Finally an interesting one.
Lyrai: 4
You used that one already.
Brentai: x
He really did.
yyler: 3
That is not a story.
mce: 4
That barely counts as a story.
Catloaf: 6
That's a little better.
Norondor: 4
That is also not a story.
VgameT: 2
What?
Doom: 2
What?
Envy: 2
So what?
Fortinbras: 7
Mostly just comparatively okay.
Esperath: 10
BRILLIANT.
Zaratustra: 10
PERFECT.
Detonator: 8
Good.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: on August 29, 2009, 09:26:52 PM
Guild: 6
:suave:
Kazz: 3
:wat:
drethelin: 4

Defenestration: 8
:glee:
Rygaron: 7

Shinra: 7
:itsmagic:
Newbie: 5

Bongo Bill: 4

Classic: 6
:disapprove:
Niku: 9
:cake:
Lyrai: 3
I used it already.
Brentai: 10
:approve:
yyler: 0
Posted too many times.
mce: 2
:nyoro~n:
Catloaf: 5

Norondor: 6

VgameT: 4

Doom: 1

Envy: 3

Fortinbras: 4

Esperath: 9
::D:
Zaratustra: 10
:perfect:
Detonator: 9
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Doom on August 31, 2009, 07:25:15 AM
Zara 10
Brentai 10  DOOM JUDGEMENT
Esperath 9.5
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Doom on August 31, 2009, 07:26:23 AM
(http://doom.pyoko.org/Worstlympics/WOEGold.jpeg)
(http://doom.pyoko.org/Worstlympics/brontoflaglong.gif)
Zara wins the Gold for B.R.O.N.T.O.!


(http://doom.pyoko.org/Worstlympics/WOESilver.jpg)
Brentai wins the Silver for himself!


(http://doom.pyoko.org/Worstlympics/WOEBronze.jpg)
Esperath wins the Bronze for himself!
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Frocto on September 14, 2009, 01:52:00 PM
OKAY GUYS I HAVE MY ENTRY READYYYYYY

Blink of an eye: Eyeballopolis destroyed.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Classic on September 14, 2009, 02:01:04 PM
"OKAY GUYS I HAVE MY ENTRY READYYYYYYYY"

That's not fine literature my friend.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: Doom on September 14, 2009, 02:11:17 PM
Classic, that's seven words, you retard.
Title: Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on September 14, 2009, 03:01:50 PM
Did I get the highest standard deviation in scores? If so, I'll wear my "Most Controversial Author of Six Words" badge with pride.