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Title: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Ted Belmont on June 13, 2008, 11:39:09 PM
HAHA TAKE THAT GILD MINE CAME FIRTS LIKE JUST THE CICKEN! I MEAN CHOCEN ! O MEAN CHICKEN GOGDAMNIT
Title: Re: Drnk thrd
Post by: Guild on June 13, 2008, 11:41:51 PM
i am drinking because i got accepted adn fully funded at a technical school and i'm going there tomorrow to start paperwork

i am drinking a dark merlot that has airated for 2 hours adn is very tasty


<@Vance> Okay kids, it's quiet time
<Guild> SHH VANCE IS GOING TO TALK ABOUT KOREANS
<@Vance> Lyrai: Did you find out for sure if something is wrong with the service there?
<@Vance> Nice one, Guild. That's record time
<Guild> WHAT DO I GET
* Vance sets mode: +b *!*@ppp-67-115-60-*.dialup.scrm01.pacbell.net
<Guild> I HOPE IT IS NOT A BAN
<@Vance> That
#finalfight Cannot send to channel
* Guild is now known as HOWWILLIYELLATPEOPLENOW

I guess I'm a troll! Or mabye I just don't think the name of the chan is #opspersonalproblems i'm looking in your direction here Squizzle you douchebag
Title: Re: Drnk thrd
Post by: Ted Belmont on June 13, 2008, 11:47:42 PM
Fuck you you godda,n lurk your wholw moher is a fucking lurk you goddamn lurk loving sombetch  ::D: :slow:  :sadpanda: :MENDOZAAAAA: :wat: :wuv: :ohshi~: :derp: ::(: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Drnk thrd
Post by: Ted Belmont on June 13, 2008, 11:48:41 PM
A;so I am totally fucik yor face fuck your face motherfacefucker
 :facepalm: ::(: :derp: :ohshi~: :wuv: :wat: :MENDOZAAAAA: :sadpanda: :slow: ::D:
Title: Re: Drnk thrd
Post by: Ted Belmont on June 13, 2008, 11:54:56 PM
DAT IS WAT ISS THOUGHT MTHERBIETC

BITCH


MOTHRBITFH
Title: Re: Drnk thrd
Post by: Guild on June 14, 2008, 12:20:24 AM
Ariel and Sebastian: The Reconing

Ariel swam about the seacave admiring her thingboozles and whatdizzles with an airy grace borne of sea royalty. Her official advisor grumpily sat watching her from atop a chest of worthless strung pearls (a strange habit humans had, stringing excrement thus). The fact that Ariel was clearly trying to admire her collection didn't seem to dissuade him from commenting loudly on his mood.

"I tell ya, Ariel, dat king tinks he can just send ME, a musical genius, wherever he wants to watch whatever he pleases. I didn't go to dey musical sea academy fer nine years ta be a babysitter!"

"Oh Sebastian. What could I do to improve that sourpuss mood?"

Sebastian thought for a moment and his hidden gonopod swelled at her sensual tones. He jolted and realized she was staring at that statue of the Hooman again.

"I suppose nothin."

Ariel didn't seem to hear him. She'd grabbed the chest of the statue and wrapped her fins around his chiseled body in that special way.

"Oh fer cryin out loud!" Sebastian pretended to be upset, but secretly this was why he ever agreed to babysit her royal hotness. He slid behind the chest and watched, saying "I'll be in me shell whenever you finish dat."

Ariel smiled inwardly. She knew the sly old crab was watching. She slipped a finger into her scaly hipflap and peeled it downward. Underneath her vagina pulsed with the thought of the statue coming to life and pinning her arms to the seabed. She began to moan, quietly at first, then picking up volume and rate as her hips gyrated. She smelled the sea water and detected the scent of her own juices drifting through the water.

Ariel slipped off her bra and pinched her nipple fiercely as she gazed into the face of the hooman. She pressed her lips to his mouth and continued to fuck her hand, flopping against his chest, letting the cool stone harden her nipples. She gasped and reached for the iron scepter in its customary spot. Placing it between the legs of the statue she mounted him voraciously. As she worked bits of dust and sand jutted from beneath the statue's wide base.

Flounder entered carrying a jackhammer mounted dildo and plugged it into the magical socket. Ursula entered as well and soon Ariel's every hole was flooded with black sucker-lined tentacle. Ursula's little sister Morgana (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/56/The_Little_Mermaid_2_Morgana&Melody.jpg/250px-The_Little_Mermaid_2_Morgana&Melody.jpg) joined soon after Triton and Belle. When the Invisible Man jumped on the train, his cock splaying Morgana's three-pronged vagina like a seaflower, Sebastian decided it was time to join in and they fucked and sucked under the sea for the rest of March.

There were no survivors.

The End.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd
Post by: Ted Belmont on June 14, 2008, 06:58:06 AM
...

Oh my.  ::3:
Title: Re: Drnk thrd
Post by: Guild on June 14, 2008, 07:42:34 AM
SEE THIS IS WHY I CUT BACK ON MY DRINKING
Title: Re: Drnk thrd
Post by: Thad on June 14, 2008, 08:53:29 AM
...You're supposed to tag threads like that with [NSFW] now.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd
Post by: Kazz on June 14, 2008, 09:29:03 AM
 :THATWAY: MERMAIDS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Thad on June 14, 2008, 12:00:10 PM
Or mabye I just don't think the name of the chan is #opspersonalproblems

Huh.  You know, that sounds awfully famil

Quote from: me
The forum is called "Real World", not "Let's talk about our feelings."

...

...You just took something I said as a criticism of your trolling me, and then repurposed it as a defense of your trolling Vance.

...

...That's actually pretty awesome.

:justasplanned:
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Guild on June 14, 2008, 01:12:34 PM
I troll you to expose your scabbyness.

I used to do it to terra before he flipped out and left forever. I guess Vance is my new #finalfight can't-let-it-go toy.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Brentai on June 14, 2008, 01:33:08 PM
So you troll Thad because he is thick-skinned, and you troll Vance because he is not thick-skinned.

I am punching your face because you have a mole.  Or because you don't have a mole.  I don't know.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Kazz on June 14, 2008, 01:46:57 PM
Guild just does the trolling and comes up with excuses later.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Thad on June 14, 2008, 02:08:09 PM
So you troll Thad because he is thick-skinned, and you troll Vance because he is not thick-skinned.

Guild hates everyone who is different from himself.

You can tell because he accuses me of hating everyone who is different from me, and every time he accuses someone of something it is a clear example of projection.

For my part, I am just happy that someone is out there to annoy Vance for being thin-skinned.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Guild on June 14, 2008, 03:22:51 PM
Thad's gay for me, Kazz is smarter than a 5th grader and Brentai knows what a hypocrite I am.

It must be time to change my shtick.

Nah.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Detonator on June 14, 2008, 11:01:45 PM
I'm drunk right now, but I'm not typing illegibly.  Yay.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Classic on June 14, 2008, 11:30:34 PM
Not entirely sobre. It is kind of cool, except I had conversations with several people who I will not be interacting with in a meaningful capacity, yet somehow still care about, while worse off than I am now. Maybe this was a mistake?
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Brentai on June 15, 2008, 12:02:39 AM
Sobre is the best alternate British spelling ever.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Guild on June 15, 2008, 12:11:50 AM
I have finsihed off he bottle of merlot at the end of my castlevania game, which is going swimmingly as far as i know

the werewolf henchman of medusa is being flying kicked by Peter Belmont like chun li kicks e honda fuck yea what PRONED (potentially) beeotch
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Rosencrantz on June 15, 2008, 01:04:11 AM
Been drinkin' a bit. Played a few games of "Fuck You" and a drinking version of Apples To Apples. Friend made a couple pitchers of champagne punch which is very good and tasty. It should be noted that the only way that I could spell "champagne" in this state is by spelling it like Zapp Brannigan pronounces it.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Guild on June 15, 2008, 01:08:22 AM
You post like Arc when you're drunk, leavin' off pronouns and such.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Rosencrantz on June 15, 2008, 01:09:47 AM
Doesn't Thad do the same thing most of the time? Insert appropriate emoticon or image macro here.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Guild on June 15, 2008, 01:11:18 AM
 :sarcasm: I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Rosencrantz on June 15, 2008, 01:18:05 AM
I wish I had a comic book store. Not to run, but to shop at. The closest one is like 20 minutes away, which isn't terrible, but the damn place is practically smaller than my bedroom and they've never heard of the few comics I still read.

Also it would appear that everyone else has gone off to bed. But they've left the Simpsons movie running on the tv, which I wasn't watching to begin with, so I wish they would have turned it off so I don't have to.

...And the guest bedroom was commandeered. Guess it's the couch for moi.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Guild on June 15, 2008, 01:20:42 AM
Check your boots for spiders.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Guild on June 15, 2008, 01:22:44 AM
Sobre is the best alternate British spelling ever.

That's technically how english looks when it's spelled properly.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Rosencrantz on June 15, 2008, 01:27:45 AM
Now war's me toothpick?

Points to whomever gets that. It's been stuck in my head for days.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Guild on June 15, 2008, 01:38:14 AM
Homer: Barney!  How'd you like to sing for our group?
Barney: Sure, why not? Now, where's me toothpick?
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Rosencrantz on June 15, 2008, 01:40:37 AM
You don't count.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Thad on June 15, 2008, 11:41:49 AM
every time he accuses someone of something it is a clear example of projection.

Thad's gay for me

...
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Guild on June 15, 2008, 04:21:33 PM
every time he accuses someone of something it is a clear example of projection.

Thad's gay for me

...

Is my humor so bad that you just intentionally act dense to frustrate me or are you actually dense?

I'm going to go with C) your a clown
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Brentai on June 15, 2008, 04:48:31 PM
every time he accuses someone of something it is a clear example of projection.

Is my humor so bad that you just intentionally act dense to frustrate me or are you actually dense?

I'm going to go with C) your a clown

EDIT: I just realized you're actually doing it on purpose now.  You ass.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Thad on June 15, 2008, 05:37:15 PM
Is my humor so bad that you just intentionally act dense to frustrate me or are you actually dense?

every time he accuses someone of something it is a clear example of projection.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Doom on June 15, 2008, 06:56:12 PM
Spoilers: Thad has devised a system that allows him to reply to all of Guildenstern's posts with a quote and a copy/paste line.  :slow:
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Brentai on June 15, 2008, 07:37:13 PM
It's kind of a rubber-glue thing, but it does work.

By the way, Guild, you are in third grade.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Guild on June 19, 2008, 08:47:20 AM
no u
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Air on June 19, 2008, 11:10:10 AM
Is my humor so bad that you just intentionally act dense to frustrate me or are you actually dense?


every time he accuses someone of something it is a clear example of projection.

no u

...Holy shit, it's true!  :ohshi~:
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Sharkey on June 24, 2008, 12:05:15 AM
Phones equipped with breathalysers that won't let you call ex girlfriends.

I'm going to be rich.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Arc on June 24, 2008, 07:06:48 AM
Alright, which one of you jokers slipped me disulfiram?

:HUGE: Made me barf up my own piss, you jagoffs.

Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Kazz on June 24, 2008, 04:08:53 PM
Phones equipped with breathalysers that won't let you call ex girlfriends.

"The robot won't let me tell her how I feel... so I'm gonna drive to her house!"
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Burrito Al Pastor on June 24, 2008, 04:38:32 PM
Phones that won't let you call ex girlfriends.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Drnk thrd [NSFW]
Post by: Sharkey on June 24, 2008, 04:44:13 PM
Phones equipped with breathalysers that won't let you call ex girlfriends.

"The robot won't let me tell her how I feel... so I'm gonna drive to her house!"

Thanks, Kazz. You just helped me avoid a whole The Jerk-esque rags-to-riches-to-lawsuits-to-rags story. Fucker.