Garcia.

There's barely anythin' ta explain, laddy. Young knows everyone is goin ta get tested, so I think he's just been holdin' off on getting tested as long as possible... He's a smart one, though, and helpful to have around cause he's keepin track of the voting like a good little citizen of this base ought to be doin'! Young's earlier post struck me as odd, too, where he said...

Mahamud use your test

p.s. if you're cute and use it on me, the only fucking person who is really obviously trying to win, I guarantee you will be burned the fuck alive come nightfall.

Why would anyone up an announce they're a flamethrower, eh? If they ain't a flamer, that threat's all bark and no din-chewers. I kept me yapper shut since that first post came up. All I'm sayin' is, we got a gang of thugs and ruffians against the wall, and if you're an original alien, seein 'em get knocked out one by one, you know you're goin down sooner or later. Rather it be later and make everyone waste time. I was goin ta go after Young sooner or later, but he's been useful for the time bein'.

Whoever's got the bomb'd be in their right mind to just sit on it for now... Save it for when the odds of success are a million to one.

Now, there's been a whole lot goin' on lately and a tired old man needs his coffee... So I went ahead and rolled the bones to see who to use me test on out of Russo, Saito and Young and they came up Young. He's been a big proponent of solvin' this mystery, so big I kinda feel like organizing a vote for him at this stage would be damn near impossible! Makes me want to go ahead and use me test on 'im now, just so's we can be safe later on.

I'ma wait a few hours, see which way you knuckleheads swing, afore I take the plunge. What've ye all got to say for yourselfs?

Well, maybe when you get to my age, you'll understand a thing or two about the value of free intel, laddy! Not to mention freedom from gettin turned into one of them nasty, ugly monsters... They're stayin quiet and waitin for us tah make a bad move, so we have to get up and be crazy. They won't be targetin' me with their tentacles tonight, not unless they want a jacked-up loony who can't keep his mouth shut on their side, which is how everyone, you included, sees me right now. So I'm safe, and any more tests on me will be as big a waste as gems on a cult.

(I'm not sure if the rules allow you to take back a test once you've announced it, but if you can, I would totally suggest Bernard do that and put it on someone more useful.)

Sheems to me like there'sh shome kind of rivalry between Shchmidt and Grabowshhhhhhhhhhki! Sure as Trolls have rocksh in their headsh, one of 'em'sh a monshter and the other'sh a rube! If we find out one of 'em'sh a demon, then the other'sh in the clear, right, lads?

Bloody Hell, where're me falshe teeth?

I hate shoop.