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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: ¡Science!
« on: September 09, 2009, 04:59:50 PM »
we have magnets and other devices that use enough electricity to power small cities though. but nobody wants to really go into them or be exposed to them because of radiation concerns

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Real Life / Re: PAX
« on: September 09, 2009, 04:57:44 PM »
perhaps if you werent a fan of penny arcade expo you would realize its like quake con but for people even less prone to socialize in person

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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: ¡Science!
« on: September 09, 2009, 04:56:09 PM »
Quote from: drethelin on September 09, 2009, 04:50:10 PM
call me when they can levitate humans
just a heads up, they can. but nobody really wants to be put inside of a powerful magnet. or be legally responsible for the potential consequences of putting a human inside of a powerful magnet.

gravity is a pretty weak force compared to electromagnetism or THE LAW

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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: ¡Science!
« on: September 09, 2009, 04:47:15 PM »
Quote from: Yoji on September 09, 2009, 04:32:40 PM
Scientists levitate a 3-week-old mouse with a magnetic field.

Quote from: Yuanming Liu of Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA
The researchers first levitated a young mouse, just three-week-old and weighing 10 grams. It appeared agitated and disoriented, seemingly trying to hold on to something.

"It actually kicked around and started to spin, and without friction, it could spin faster and faster, and we think that made it even more disoriented"
In related news, the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (which somehow didn't get burnt down! Yay!) found the most clueless scientist.

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They decided to mildly sedate the next mouse they levitated, which seemed content with floating.
My name is Scientist, the one who is free from the puerile trappings of Ethics. Behold my true form and despair!
this is really old, theyve been levitating frogs in high tesla magnetic fields for at least 5 years
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1vyB-O5i6E

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High-Context Discourse / Re: GRABBAN PEELZ
« on: September 09, 2009, 04:42:01 PM »
i am on lexapro and ativan because i have a long history taking lsd, shrooms, mescaline, 2ci, 2ce, ketamine, mda, mdma, drug beans mentioned in old irc logs from #ff, methyl 1, 5 meo dmt, and ayahuasca, among other things.
my doctors say i should have more than simple depression and anxiety disorders but i apparently don't.

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Real Life / Re: PAX
« on: September 09, 2009, 04:00:55 PM »
yeah like i am being facetious or trolling or anything and not being completely serious

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Real Life / Re: PAX
« on: September 08, 2009, 10:05:55 PM »
thats why this is so incredible.
these are people who would never normally be exposed to swine flu, or any other kind of flu for that matter, but now have been exposed to it.
their 'small world' of close friends and family now have also been exposed to swine flu through them.
a social network that was previously impervious to socially spread diseases has been exposed to one, and the network has been infected.


i hope gabe or tycho get it and get really sick and/or die, because they are both talentless fucks

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Real Life / Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« on: September 08, 2009, 06:48:50 PM »
yeah i didnt flinch or anything when they were jabbing me with the novocaine needles and cutting up my mouth because when he did that it released a bunch of abscess pus and made the pain level actually DROP.

ive never had a tooth that abscessed before this and i honest to god hope it never happens to me again.

also the dentist owned, he just came into the room after the nurse injected me with novo, poked me with the needle to see if i could feel, when i didnt respond, he grabbed a scalpel, made 3 incisions (from what i could tell), shoved a tool that looked like 1/2 of a pair of pliers, and then popped that sucker out, and told me i need the same done to my other wisdom teeth, but that he wont do it NOW because of how bad this abscess was

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Real Life / Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« on: September 08, 2009, 05:56:28 PM »
oh god the pain is starting

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Real Life / Re: PAX
« on: September 08, 2009, 05:45:17 PM »
penny arcade expo having swine flu is fucking incredible

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Real Life / Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« on: September 08, 2009, 05:31:17 PM »
dentistry: compleat

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Assorted Creations / Re: Take My Resolution
« on: September 08, 2009, 05:30:47 PM »
Quote from: Constantine on September 08, 2009, 04:39:17 PM
1900x1200

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Real Life / Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« on: September 08, 2009, 01:33:18 PM »
Quote from: mce on September 08, 2009, 10:38:21 AM
I haven't done anything about my wisdom teeth but they are in there underneath gum is this bad y/n
this is how my teeth are. the top right one is horrible, it just penetrated through my gum and the 2 hours wait until my dentist appointment is unbearable

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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: ¡Science!
« on: September 08, 2009, 01:35:46 AM »
the functional problem with this 'monopole' is that you require an external field to be applied to it before it goes from dipole to monopole, so the quantities required for warp engines, time machines, railguns, and closed timelike curves are impossible to do with this,
oh and any computational application of it is moot because it requires a strong external magnetic field to behave the way it does, which i assume isnt a good thing to have in a computer even if it is quantum

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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: ¡Science!
« on: September 08, 2009, 01:30:53 AM »
Quote from: Saturn on September 04, 2009, 10:30:50 PM
So uhh, what are the practical uses of this exactly?
warp engines, time machines, railguns, closed timelike curves (sorta like a time machine)
i dunno what else needs to be said

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Real Life / Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« on: September 07, 2009, 11:54:02 PM »
wanna get that medication


was it percocet or darvon or whatever

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Real Life / Re: tomorrow some dentist is going to tear my mouth apart
« on: September 07, 2009, 10:52:49 PM »
i cant afford anesthetic dentistry so i will be getting jabbed with novocaine and then watch this chinese guy get all confused at the layout of the labyrinthine death trap that is my mouth while shoving pointy objects in there
the face that dentists make when they use your jawbone for leverage to pop out a tooth with a pair of forceps is fucked up, they also grunt when they do it because it takes a lot of muscle

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Real Life / Re: PAX
« on: September 07, 2009, 10:47:22 PM »
Cusp-like Meniscus Distortion is a cool phrase

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Assorted Creations / Re: What Are Your Qualibilities?
« on: September 07, 2009, 10:45:58 PM »
i have been unemployed since july 08

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Team Fortress 2 / Re: KABOOOOOOOOOOM
« on: September 07, 2009, 10:10:07 PM »
the stickybomb launcher's bolt action mechanism is identical to a female piece of a glass on glass bong.
i noticed this a few years ago and i cant unsee it.

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