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LP Hell / Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« on: August 04, 2010, 01:57:12 PM »
CHAPTER 9: I HATE SAFFRON CITY WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING (PART 2)
Kool-Aid has grown by TWENTY LEVELS. Holy shit. I wonder what level he’ll be at the end of the game. Oh well. I decide to go level some, get everyone to at least 30.
… and immediately change my mind when I realize that it’d mean taking a bunch more of screen shots for this chapter. And researching what’s in the area. I decide it isn’t really worth my time! I go level in the wilds outside Celadon.
Horrah! She’s slightly less adorable, and more elegant. Which is just how it is in the game! Also, she knows the skill “shed skin”, which is just now occurring to me how creepy it is. Groossss.
Okay! Ready to do this shit. Ready to get some payback, most importantly. I’m not going to get taken down. Like they say in that Lonely Island song, I’m a winner.
Pfff, whatever.
This guy again. I will not lose, not this time. I will not let. A fucking RATTATA. Take me down again.
So I don’t. Quick attack me now, mother fucker.
By the way! I forgot to screen cap it (As, it was around two AM when I was doing this), but I picked up the card key, which made things much easier. It also unlocks the door to the healing woman who offers me a bed. How this heals my Moemon is beyond me, but I’ve decided it’s best not to think about such things.
Yes I did! I take a few more doors, and a teleporty-pad thing, only to find…
Asshat waiting for me. Oh boy. I make sure my Moemons are at full health before I charge into battle like a fearless Viking.
BRING IT!
… That’s… a higher level than I remember. This should end in VICTORY! It took a few healing items, but Draggedon manages to beat Pidgeot. Woo!
What a fucking joke.
I always feel bad when I murder kill an Exeggcute, because they’re so damn adorable. Jail Bait flame throwers it to death.
My god. Ass Hat’s Blastoise took FIVE THUNDERBOLTS to kill. Holy shit.
Let me tell you, fly is the most absurdly powerful move in the game. Especially when the Alakazam only uses “calm mind” and “recovery”, so it doesn’t really hurt you. FAAAIL.
Yes I am. :D Especially if you were supposed to prepare me for “Boss Rocket”, then it should be a push over. Generally speaking, my Moemon were seven levels below yours, and I still won. STILL WON.
No. Oh my GOD. You are an IDIOT. A fucking DOLT. If I had your team, I would’ve –crushed you-. You should feel happy I didn’t power level, you would’ve been DESTROYED. By the way: checking the Pokedex is COMMON SENSE. I give you MILD PROPS for having that.
… So much hate. Moving on.
FINALLY, someone GRATEFUL.
… REALLY grateful. I approve.
It will be! I promise! <3
:3 This makes me happy. Right when I was about to give up on the world, this happens. I nickname it Ferryfish, as Cronos advises. She’s kinda’ awkward looking, but who am I to complain? It’s a free Moemon, and from what I understand, Lapras is actually a pretty solid choice for a water one. Moving on!
More fights. Woo~ Idiots. I decided to go searching around for treasure and more people to murder kill before I went to fight BOSS ROCKET.
The last people in the building! I literally fought everyone I could find. Probably could’ve found more, but it was getting close to three in the morning. So, it was a “fuck this noise” or pass out situation. TIME TO GO REST UP AND FIGHT BOSS ROCKET.
So, either, walk away from these “grown up matters”, or get the piss beaten out of me? That isn’t a good strategy when dealing with teenagers. It just makes me get all REBELLIOUS, so I stand up. As that one Skid row song said, WE ARE THE YOUTH GONE WILD.
Let it be known, Nidoqueen is a not only pretty good in design, but she is tough as a mother fucker. SERIOUSLY. I had to switch Moemon a few times to finally beat her, but I managed. I kept forgetting she was poison/ground type.
Rhyhorn! I actually have always liked this particular ‘mon back in the day. The Moemon isn’t any different :D I likes it.
ROUND TWO! FIGHT!
PERFECT! VEGETA WINS! (IT’S OVER NINE THOUSSAAAAAAAND!)
You’d think people would stop being so surprised when I beat them. It’s starting to become a little annoying. Let’s talk to the president!
Well, never forgetting something doesn’t really help me when you look like you’re about to kick the bucket any second now.
Oh God, not this again.
I’m preparing for the worst D: This is like chat roulette. Pleaaase not a dick, please not a dick, pleasenotadick.
… Oh. Awesome! :D
Will do! Thank you, SIR! That’s even better than the Lapras! Alrighty, so with the MASTER BALL, I’ve kind of finished this chapter off. I hate this tower. HATE this place SO MUCH. Between the stupid… teleportation towers, to the insane amount of enemies and the Rattatas… It’s just an awful dungeon, which is poorly designed and not fun to play. But oh well.
Look at the team! Slowly, steadily improving. Charizard-Jail Bait is great. Love it. So cheap, but evidently has a weakness against Rattatas. I’ll have to keep that in mind. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON LET’S PLAY MOEMON LEAF GREEN!
Kool-Aid has grown by TWENTY LEVELS. Holy shit. I wonder what level he’ll be at the end of the game. Oh well. I decide to go level some, get everyone to at least 30.
… and immediately change my mind when I realize that it’d mean taking a bunch more of screen shots for this chapter. And researching what’s in the area. I decide it isn’t really worth my time! I go level in the wilds outside Celadon.
Horrah! She’s slightly less adorable, and more elegant. Which is just how it is in the game! Also, she knows the skill “shed skin”, which is just now occurring to me how creepy it is. Groossss.
Okay! Ready to do this shit. Ready to get some payback, most importantly. I’m not going to get taken down. Like they say in that Lonely Island song, I’m a winner.
Pfff, whatever.
This guy again. I will not lose, not this time. I will not let. A fucking RATTATA. Take me down again.
So I don’t. Quick attack me now, mother fucker.
By the way! I forgot to screen cap it (As, it was around two AM when I was doing this), but I picked up the card key, which made things much easier. It also unlocks the door to the healing woman who offers me a bed. How this heals my Moemon is beyond me, but I’ve decided it’s best not to think about such things.
Yes I did! I take a few more doors, and a teleporty-pad thing, only to find…
Asshat waiting for me. Oh boy. I make sure my Moemons are at full health before I charge into battle like a fearless Viking.
BRING IT!
… That’s… a higher level than I remember. This should end in VICTORY! It took a few healing items, but Draggedon manages to beat Pidgeot. Woo!
What a fucking joke.
I always feel bad when I murder kill an Exeggcute, because they’re so damn adorable. Jail Bait flame throwers it to death.
My god. Ass Hat’s Blastoise took FIVE THUNDERBOLTS to kill. Holy shit.
Let me tell you, fly is the most absurdly powerful move in the game. Especially when the Alakazam only uses “calm mind” and “recovery”, so it doesn’t really hurt you. FAAAIL.
Yes I am. :D Especially if you were supposed to prepare me for “Boss Rocket”, then it should be a push over. Generally speaking, my Moemon were seven levels below yours, and I still won. STILL WON.
No. Oh my GOD. You are an IDIOT. A fucking DOLT. If I had your team, I would’ve –crushed you-. You should feel happy I didn’t power level, you would’ve been DESTROYED. By the way: checking the Pokedex is COMMON SENSE. I give you MILD PROPS for having that.
… So much hate. Moving on.
FINALLY, someone GRATEFUL.
… REALLY grateful. I approve.
It will be! I promise! <3
:3 This makes me happy. Right when I was about to give up on the world, this happens. I nickname it Ferryfish, as Cronos advises. She’s kinda’ awkward looking, but who am I to complain? It’s a free Moemon, and from what I understand, Lapras is actually a pretty solid choice for a water one. Moving on!
More fights. Woo~ Idiots. I decided to go searching around for treasure and more people to murder kill before I went to fight BOSS ROCKET.
The last people in the building! I literally fought everyone I could find. Probably could’ve found more, but it was getting close to three in the morning. So, it was a “fuck this noise” or pass out situation. TIME TO GO REST UP AND FIGHT BOSS ROCKET.
So, either, walk away from these “grown up matters”, or get the piss beaten out of me? That isn’t a good strategy when dealing with teenagers. It just makes me get all REBELLIOUS, so I stand up. As that one Skid row song said, WE ARE THE YOUTH GONE WILD.
Let it be known, Nidoqueen is a not only pretty good in design, but she is tough as a mother fucker. SERIOUSLY. I had to switch Moemon a few times to finally beat her, but I managed. I kept forgetting she was poison/ground type.
Rhyhorn! I actually have always liked this particular ‘mon back in the day. The Moemon isn’t any different :D I likes it.
ROUND TWO! FIGHT!
PERFECT! VEGETA WINS! (IT’S OVER NINE THOUSSAAAAAAAND!)
You’d think people would stop being so surprised when I beat them. It’s starting to become a little annoying. Let’s talk to the president!
Well, never forgetting something doesn’t really help me when you look like you’re about to kick the bucket any second now.
Oh God, not this again.
I’m preparing for the worst D: This is like chat roulette. Pleaaase not a dick, please not a dick, pleasenotadick.
… Oh. Awesome! :D
Will do! Thank you, SIR! That’s even better than the Lapras! Alrighty, so with the MASTER BALL, I’ve kind of finished this chapter off. I hate this tower. HATE this place SO MUCH. Between the stupid… teleportation towers, to the insane amount of enemies and the Rattatas… It’s just an awful dungeon, which is poorly designed and not fun to play. But oh well.
Look at the team! Slowly, steadily improving. Charizard-Jail Bait is great. Love it. So cheap, but evidently has a weakness against Rattatas. I’ll have to keep that in mind. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON LET’S PLAY MOEMON LEAF GREEN!