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Messages - Fredward

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Grey Fortress Jamboree 2010
« on: August 08, 2010, 10:51:32 PM »
super sorry for flaking out on this! I had a sudden case of :leaving: and only just remembered that I made a sort-of commitment here :nyoro~n:

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Media / Re: Futurama
« on: July 23, 2010, 10:24:37 AM »
[spoiler]"adobe photo shoppe"[/spoiler]

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man you got me all siked thinking your name was going to be "hieronymous". i want to meet a hieronymous.

At least your name doesn't imply "90s boy band singer/dreamboat". Really wish my folks had gone more 19th century with my name and actually named me after my quasi-namesake. I'd probably still go by "Cody", but if my name was "William Frederick Cody", I'd be 100% ok with that.

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Ugh. I think I went that whole game without voting for a wolfpire. I cannot believe I survived to the end. At least I aimed my vigilante wad well and splatted Drakazzula.

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So, a vampire, a werewolf and the vigilante walk into a bar. The vigilante says, "Fuck."

Funny, I can only lose now, but I still hold all the power. :glee: Well, you bastards are just going to have to lynch me, because I'll be damned if I'm going to let either of you scum-suckers win!

(also I want to see what happens in the case of a tie -- arm-wrestling match, maybe?)

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Assorted Creations / Re: HAPPY BRO'S GOOD TIME COMIC STRIP
« on: July 20, 2010, 10:18:05 AM »
nope

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kayma

whatevs

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Media / Re: Movies in the Theater
« on: July 18, 2010, 10:29:34 PM »
maybe it is just because I am the particular kind of douche that enjoys movies like synecdoche, new york, but I was hoping for something more complex. like primer, except with dreams.

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romo is probably innocent? due to having cast two pretty pivotal votes, I mean. and one on a wolf and one on a vamp, so, that is something.

but then, do not take my word for it, because I have yet to be right about anything this game. yaaay.

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Real Life / Re: Soda
« on: July 18, 2010, 06:50:15 PM »
don't really drink soda anymore, but back in my days working at the airport, we had a 50 cent can soda machine, and of dr pepper i quickly discovered that though the first few sips were blissful, the last few were something approximating industrial runoff

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Real Life / Re: Weather
« on: July 17, 2010, 03:43:18 PM »
ugh. there have been more thunderstorms in the past two weeks than i can even remember experiencing in bc.

and the humidity has turned my closet into a big ol' mouldy mess.

fuck. this. humid continental climate zone. >:(

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Media / Re: Movies in the Theater
« on: July 17, 2010, 03:34:46 PM »
so, inception

huh.

a-

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Vampires vs Werewolves VII / Re: Feedback: Wolfgame stall
« on: July 17, 2010, 03:33:17 PM »
okay sure but this time it was like half the game being silent

also: defs not posting with caps henceforth

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Online Hookers / Re: Obnoxious Battle Cries for Being Obnoxious
« on: July 14, 2010, 07:04:29 PM »
back in my tf2 days I had "This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" micspam. does that count?

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this is motherfucking ridiculous

I still think Brentai is wolfpire. I am going to vote for Bongo because goddamn nothing is happening what the fuck.

goddamnit I just farted and it smelled like eggs, you shitheads

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Goddamnit Cody, you're out of your element!

vote rescinded. i no longer have any idea what is going on apparently?

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Yeah, I know my voting record looks a bit suspicious, which is why I'm hesitant to throw out a vote today. I am probably most suspicious of Brentai right now? And we should probably get this game moving, so why not.

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Real Life / Re: What I learned today!
« on: July 10, 2010, 11:12:45 PM »
why don't we have a :fonzie: emoticon?

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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: Time to Oil Up!
« on: July 10, 2010, 11:07:40 PM »
The worst case scenario is bullshit. Turns out there's a huge amount of methane bubbling up from the oil spill. And if it breaks out all at once?

SUPERSONIC TSUNAMI.

http://daviddegraw.org/2010/06/will-the-bp-oil-spill-set-off-a-supersonic-tsunami/

but wait! there's more! http://www.helium.com/items/1882339-doomsday-how-bp-gulf-disaster-may-have-triggered-a-world-killing-event

so basically we Dug Too Deep. hopefully we at least avoid the tentacle demons.

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Real Life / Re: What I learned today!
« on: July 10, 2010, 11:05:12 PM »
I'm not saying I am particularly PLEASED. But I do see some of these ladies out and about and what the hell? I'll lay on the charm and see if I get a confession.
try waterboarding

also: what. why not just ask them out.

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