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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 17, 2010, 10:36:11 AM »
I know I'm not supposed to talk after I've been killed, but Jesus Christ, your strategy is stupid.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 16, 2010, 07:55:35 PM »
A quick reading from the diary of the late Noris Batasha:
"I came up with a pretty good plan! I got to decide who we test today, so I decided to put it to a vote. Totally impartial, right? It's a risk nobody infected by the Thing would take, as everybody could just as easily make me test myself or another infected. And I'd have no reason to say no! So this way, we'd get to prove the innocence of at least one person (me!), and maybe even the innocence of two other players! I'm so smart!
And, Fuchs, that joker! He made a wise crack about using the dynamite on me as a contingency. I didn't find it especially funny, mostly because how stupid it was. I mean, seriously? What kind of complete retard would kill the guy who's almost completely proven his innocence? I mean, anyone who'd even think about doing something so aneurysm-inducingly stupid would barely be able to breath and blink at the same time without suffocating to death! I mean, good God, that's so fucking dumb that I can't hardly believe it. If he killed me with Dynamite, he'd be the most dumbshit fuckwit ever to 'tard his way through life without killing himself on a childproof toilet seat!
But I'm glad Fuchs isn't shitbrained enough to try something so inconceivably dumb. I'd rather not die because the world's dumbest man couldn't take a fucking hint."
"I came up with a pretty good plan! I got to decide who we test today, so I decided to put it to a vote. Totally impartial, right? It's a risk nobody infected by the Thing would take, as everybody could just as easily make me test myself or another infected. And I'd have no reason to say no! So this way, we'd get to prove the innocence of at least one person (me!), and maybe even the innocence of two other players! I'm so smart!
And, Fuchs, that joker! He made a wise crack about using the dynamite on me as a contingency. I didn't find it especially funny, mostly because how stupid it was. I mean, seriously? What kind of complete retard would kill the guy who's almost completely proven his innocence? I mean, anyone who'd even think about doing something so aneurysm-inducingly stupid would barely be able to breath and blink at the same time without suffocating to death! I mean, good God, that's so fucking dumb that I can't hardly believe it. If he killed me with Dynamite, he'd be the most dumbshit fuckwit ever to 'tard his way through life without killing himself on a childproof toilet seat!
But I'm glad Fuchs isn't shitbrained enough to try something so inconceivably dumb. I'd rather not die because the world's dumbest man couldn't take a fucking hint."
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 16, 2010, 11:33:01 AM »Note that Fuchs still hasn't thrown his dynamite yet
I was concerned that he still hasn't responded, but whatever. I throw my dynamite at Norris.
Nice going asshole.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 15, 2010, 11:27:18 PM »
Well, hmm.
At least we established who's not a Thing, right?
Me and you, Copper. Just a couple of Humans. Typical Earth Dudes, walking around, sitting, eating animals bred for food things with our human mouths. And absolutely no assimilating dogs, amirite? High Five.
Ah, Good Times.
At least we established who's not a Thing, right?
Me and you, Copper. Just a couple of Humans. Typical Earth Dudes, walking around, sitting, eating animals bred for food things with our human mouths. And absolutely no assimilating dogs, amirite? High Five.
Ah, Good Times.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 15, 2010, 08:56:26 PM »
Times up, and Copper seems to have the most italicized votes. Let's see what your blood's made of, ol' boy!
I TEST COPPER
I TEST COPPER
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:43:41 PM »
I'll give it another two hours (so that it'll be 24 hours since the day began), at which point I'll go with whoever has the most votes. Eenie Meenie Miny Moe in case of a tie.
Also, since I decided to hold my own vote for this one effectively cutting the day in half, I'm going to go ahead and use my HAMMERTIME, giving us 48 hours to determine who to test afterwards.
Also, since I decided to hold my own vote for this one effectively cutting the day in half, I'm going to go ahead and use my HAMMERTIME, giving us 48 hours to determine who to test afterwards.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 15, 2010, 11:19:18 AM »
Like Childs said, the reason I put my Test up to vote was to keep suspicion off myself, not because I'm Thinglike, but because I'm innocent right now, and I wanted to establish my innocence by taking a risk no Thinglike would take while proving the innocence or Thingessence of another player. Yeah, you guys can make me test myself, and I'll be innocent, and that's fine by me, but I do want to urge you to change your votes to somebody else.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 14, 2010, 11:54:09 PM »
I actually saw that coming a mile away. Well, not the part about the asshole with the flame thrower. Me getting the test, that's what I saw coming. Call it a premonition? I don't know. Fuck it.
Okay, so before you vote with bold letters, vote with italicized letters whoever gets six italicized votes gets tested. I'm recusing myself from italicized voting.
Okay, so before you vote with bold letters, vote with italicized letters whoever gets six italicized votes gets tested. I'm recusing myself from italicized voting.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 14, 2010, 10:15:37 AM »
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and toss in a token bandwagon vote for Palmer
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 13, 2010, 05:30:11 PM »
And that's twelve. That's everybody.
Now: where do we start?
Now: where do we start?
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 13, 2010, 12:22:12 AM »
Oh, look. Captcha.
O and D look a lot alike.
ALSO: Hey, look, it looks like we can't upload avatars. So if we want a nifty picture, we run the risk of giving ourselves away.
ALSO ALSO: probably won't come up in this game, but you need to do the captcha in order to alter text. I think that's kind of dumb.
O and D look a lot alike.
ALSO: Hey, look, it looks like we can't upload avatars. So if we want a nifty picture, we run the risk of giving ourselves away.
ALSO ALSO: probably won't come up in this game, but you need to do the captcha in order to alter text. I think that's kind of dumb.
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