Let's do this.

Copper.

You're not fit to command this base. I can see now you never were.

I killed one of those Things while you sat on your hands like a damn fool, and this is how you repay me? You're one of 'em Garry! See if you ain't!

I want results, gentlemen. I want to see these Things burning and I want to be roasting my marshmallows on the pyre.

I use my Hammertime.

Blair, use your test.

If you're a Thing, well, then you've already blown your wad in a very suspicious manner and are probably expendable, allowing you to pull these sorts of tricks, and a scan will out you anyway.  The 'I'm priming my dynamite and killing whoever votes for me' ploy, while verifying that no one could shut down your power, is also crazy suspicious.

Rather than potentially wasting more innocents, I think the best thing to do is scan Fuchs.

Windows, this logic is almost as flawed as Fuchs's. It seems to be a trend that we're entertaining the notion that these FRANKENSTEINS are going to be pulling crazy tricks to out-think us, but suppose for a second that you are one of them. They are afraid and outnumbered. They will play it safe, not grandiosely fool and prank us!

I don't think the monsters would ever so violently risk one of their own number unless they absolutely had to, and even then they'd want to see him voted for, not dynamite. It might be falling into their trap to say, "Why would a Thing ever ask to be dynamited?" but from a statistical point of view, wouldn't they rather waste a test while they're at it by pushing to have him examined first? If Fuchs is one of these ABNORMALITIES, then surely the others would be telling him to not even mention the idea of dynamiting him in case it put ideas in our heads.

... More to the point, hopefully if you got enough intelligent beings together, the majority would rule that what Fuchs has done is rather silly. I know we have!

Also, I guess I was just waking up, but yeah doing Blair is EXTREMELY important, too, given his actions so far. I thought about waiting till tomorrow to say this, but I could be a BRICK SHITHOUSE by then.

So here's a few observations I've made (consider this post OOC):

Nauls is not helping anyone. Anyone who asks to be tested repeatedly is not a Thing, but completely unhelpful to the team. Not only with the Things never turn someone who asks to be tested every day, rendering the entire process useless, but if that person suddenly stops asking to be tested one day, it will be a dead giveaway that they have become a Thing.

As Fuchs said earlier, let's save self-testing for turn 6 or so, and if we're still completely blind to who's who by then, then the Things will probably have already won.

Finally, I'm honestly unclear on what "Thing-like" behaviour I've performed, but w/e. The way Blair was vehemently pursuing Childs as a target, then suddenly and abruptly stopped creeped me out more than some creepypasta I've read and it doesn't sit right with me. But, whatever, the most common badguy tactic is to post as little as possible, as Ziiro handily demonstrated last game. Sometimes it's not even an actual tactic, they just forget.

Please consider all this advice as being delivered from a proven Innocent. On that note, I'd like to request to not be tested again for at least two days, possibly three. As you all said, something about my playstyle makes people jittery, which makes people jump at off-hand comments and therefore makes me a very poor target for Thing assimilation. I would expand on this, but it's not really in my best interests, since if I get turned, I want you guys to know as little about how I would operate as a Thing as possible. 

Unhand me, you jackanapes! I hope you're proud of yourselves for siding with ODIOUS NUISANCES and ignorance!

Well maybe NOW you'll listen to some old-fashioned reason.

Garry.

Oh fine. Vote rescinded.

Well all I see is a bunch of men behaving badly. You might as well just shoot me if you're not going acknowledge that we're a family, and family matters. Now we've got a full house here, so I'll be the nanny if need be, because I'm mad about you, all of you. I'm feeling good enough that these wings of mine roseanne the news on the news radio is that we're fresh princes. Still, we're gonna need some good old-fashioned home improvement if we're gonna survive. I know some of you are married with children, even if you have some simpsons, but we're all friends here.

Seinfeld.

True to movie form, I will accomplish nothing then die in a humiliating fashion.