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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: What the fuck, Arizona?
« on: November 09, 2010, 10:57:31 AM »
WOAH! THIS law is DANGEROUS!
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 21, 2010, 07:47:42 PM »
Let's do this.
Copper.
Copper.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 21, 2010, 06:04:08 PM »
Uh, I just had something I wanted to check.
HAMMERTIME.
HAMMERTIME.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 19, 2010, 10:36:40 AM »
If my math is correct, we have to dynamite AND flamethrower a Thing today in order to be alive tomorrow.
THIS IS TOO CLOSE. WE'RE ALMOST SANDWICHES.
THIS IS TOO CLOSE. WE'RE ALMOST SANDWICHES.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 17, 2010, 06:21:43 PM »
Also, I just want to add now before we end up with the wire, that while I still support the self-test option, I think it's more important to ensure everyone gets tested once first. Doing a sweep will ensure that we hit the original two things, and if they try to counter by only turning previously tested humans then they become very PREDICTABLE.
I WILL PAINT MY HOUSE WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Er, wait, wrong guy.
I WILL PAINT MY HOUSE WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Er, wait, wrong guy.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 17, 2010, 06:07:40 PM »
Yeah, we saw.
Has it not occurred to you yet that broadcasting a clear cause-and-effect strategy to the entire base is like putting a sign on your back saying "Please manipulate me"?
PERHAPS THAT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART.
Has it not occurred to you yet that broadcasting a clear cause-and-effect strategy to the entire base is like putting a sign on your back saying "Please manipulate me"?
PERHAPS THAT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 16, 2010, 07:20:25 PM »If you really thought that his reason for killing Norris was weak, you could have raised your objections before he was killed instead of waiting till he was blown to hell.
I will say this.
One more time.
I.
Work.
For a fucking.
Living.
By the time I knew Fuchs was actually telling the truth about his planning to be a total shithead, Norris was already a red smear on the wall.
I will vote for the next person who challenges me based on my posting pattern without qualification. Fuck right off.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 16, 2010, 06:09:23 PM »
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
I couldn't agree more, Fuchs. Sorry, but killing an innocent man because we told him not to test himself is a pretty weak excuse to me.
Although honestly, Blair might be right, and confirming the blatantly fucking obvious might just be a waste of time. I mean you even threatened to blow up the first person who voted to test you. Tell me how the hell you're not a Thing. WHAT A MONSTER!
For my part, I should have self-voted in the beginning after all, because it might have pre-empted your twitching. SORRY, I WAS CLUMSY.
For that matter, Fuchs. Let's all test me, so that the flamethrower can burn Blair tonight instead.
I couldn't agree more, Fuchs. Sorry, but killing an innocent man because we told him not to test himself is a pretty weak excuse to me.
Although honestly, Blair might be right, and confirming the blatantly fucking obvious might just be a waste of time. I mean you even threatened to blow up the first person who voted to test you. Tell me how the hell you're not a Thing. WHAT A MONSTER!
For my part, I should have self-voted in the beginning after all, because it might have pre-empted your twitching. SORRY, I WAS CLUMSY.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 15, 2010, 11:52:35 PM »
COPPEEEEER.
Well, actually, I'm actually pretty damned okay with being tested at this point. I feel there's enough paranoia about my lack of obsessive posting that if I'm not one of you idiots is just going to randomly torch me. If you gentlemen don't mind, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter A SANDWICH.
But I'm not going to self-vote because that's stupid. And Copper, despite every other single piece of evidence being to the contrary, is human. So I'LL BE EXAMINING Blair.
Not voting yet though, since there are still some balls in play. And by balls in play I mean TAKE A LOOK AT THI
Well, actually, I'm actually pretty damned okay with being tested at this point. I feel there's enough paranoia about my lack of obsessive posting that if I'm not one of you idiots is just going to randomly torch me. If you gentlemen don't mind, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter A SANDWICH.
But I'm not going to self-vote because that's stupid. And Copper, despite every other single piece of evidence being to the contrary, is human. So I'LL BE EXAMINING Blair.
Not voting yet though, since there are still some balls in play. And by balls in play I mean TAKE A LOOK AT THI
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:14:52 PM »
WOAH! THIS day IS DANGEROUS! MAYBE IT'S BETTER TO SECURE AN ESCAPE ROUTE FIRST. THERE MUST BE A BACK DOOR HERE SOMEWHERE. LET'S TRY TO FIND IT, SHALL WE?
...no? This is mutiny. Mutiny I say.
Well, I've got some thoughts, but I'm going to keep them to myself. It's not that I don't trust you men, it's just that three of you GOT SOME FRESH AIR, AND WERE EATEN BY A MONSTER.
Anyway, I'm going with Blair for now. I THINK I'LL STAY AND LOOK AROUND MORE.
...no? This is mutiny. Mutiny I say.
Well, I've got some thoughts, but I'm going to keep them to myself. It's not that I don't trust you men, it's just that three of you GOT SOME FRESH AIR, AND WERE EATEN BY A MONSTER.
Anyway, I'm going with Blair for now. I THINK I'LL STAY AND LOOK AROUND MORE.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 14, 2010, 06:45:09 PM »
Gentlemen, some of us actually have to work every once in a while to run this station. I'd appreciate it if you stopped asking me to forsake my duties in order to play in your little game.
If anybody asks again where I am, tell them I'm out getting a SANDWICH.
If anybody asks again where I am, tell them I'm out getting a SANDWICH.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 13, 2010, 10:02:31 PM »
Now you listen to me. The self test is REALLY POWERFUL.
If the randomly selected tester is human, then they can test themselves, fine, and no undue suspicions are raised. Nobody has to play the "Did he waste it because he was A CROW OR SOMETHING?" game, and nobody can claim some kind of damned lie about whether they were or not.
If the randomly selected tester is, I dunno, a NorWESKEEEEER or whatever though, then gentlemen that man is fucked. He's either got to show his DANGEROUS hand or try and convince us that his wasted test was in good faith, at which point we benefit because we then know what one person is and then also that the tester is either a monster or HE'S INSANE.
Just my opinion as, you know, the MASTER OF this station.
If the randomly selected tester is human, then they can test themselves, fine, and no undue suspicions are raised. Nobody has to play the "Did he waste it because he was A CROW OR SOMETHING?" game, and nobody can claim some kind of damned lie about whether they were or not.
If the randomly selected tester is, I dunno, a NorWESKEEEEER or whatever though, then gentlemen that man is fucked. He's either got to show his DANGEROUS hand or try and convince us that his wasted test was in good faith, at which point we benefit because we then know what one person is and then also that the tester is either a monster or HE'S INSANE.
Just my opinion as, you know, the MASTER OF this station.
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Forum Games / Re: The Thing Returns (PT)
« on: September 13, 2010, 04:59:11 PM »
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but I HOPE THIS IS NOT THE THING'S BLOOD.
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