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Messages - Spram

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Media / Re: Videodrome
« on: November 04, 2012, 10:40:15 AM »

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Forum Games / Re: Hottest SNES Game (Submission Thread/Poll)
« on: September 26, 2012, 08:31:46 PM »
Kirby's Dream Course
Axelay (I don't like it that much but I've seen people say they like it)
Tetris Attack
Pilotwings (How can you forget this?)
Donkey Kong Country 1 & 3 (They're all good)

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Forum Games / Re: Hottest NES Game Ro8 (Thread A)
« on: September 15, 2012, 08:45:20 PM »
Crystalis beaten by Bubble Bobble?


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Gaming Discussion / Re: Video Game Music
« on: September 09, 2012, 08:50:45 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: Hottest NES Game Ro16 (Thread A)
« on: September 08, 2012, 04:21:28 PM »
I like Zelda better but SMB has aged better. Oh my!

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Videogame Images & Fan Art
« on: September 08, 2012, 01:55:49 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: Hottest NES Game Ro64 (Thread A)
« on: August 25, 2012, 06:00:32 PM »
Zelda should be higher than Metroid.

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Forum Games / Re: Hottest NES Game Ro64 (Thread B)
« on: August 25, 2012, 05:58:15 PM »
Adventures of Lolo 3 should have more votes than the shitpile that is TMNT

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Gaming Discussion / Re: UGO Buys 1UP, EGM Dead [Updated]
« on: August 22, 2012, 06:25:26 PM »
All I want is the Secret of Mana issue.

The white dragon on the cover of that issue didn't look anything like Flammie or wathever other dragon was in the game. Was there ever a good Nintendo Power cover???

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Minecraft
« on: August 19, 2012, 08:11:32 PM »
Here is a giant tree i made because

Big Minecraft Tree

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Minecraft
« on: August 19, 2012, 08:10:43 PM »
'sup homies.

This two videos are from another server and let me show you what i've done:
 
More Mincecraft

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Minecraft
« on: August 16, 2012, 08:22:06 PM »
I found a far away land to start surviving.

Fishing in my dunghole

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Minecraft
« on: August 15, 2012, 07:04:15 PM »
Hey guyz, anyone still playing this online?

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Forum Games / Re: HOTTEST NES GAME (Submissions)
« on: August 15, 2012, 06:33:20 PM »
Baseball Stars
Fire N' Ice
The Guardian Legend THE GUARDIAN LEGEND

Something tells me a game might be missing, but this list is good enough, for me it's good enough. Good enough for me. Ah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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Online Hookers / Re: WORST GAMESERVERS EVER!
« on: August 12, 2012, 06:20:27 PM »
Hey gays, anyone still playing minceraft?

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« on: August 05, 2012, 07:16:46 PM »
Look what I found:


[spoiler]
It's a Mexican Black Mage![/spoiler]

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Mega Man 9
« on: July 08, 2012, 01:17:56 PM »
Where is Mega Man 11?

You know what I would like for a new Mega Man game?

Step 1: Include ALL robot masters and their levels/music/powers, plus the new 8 ones of course.

Step 2: Recreate the Megaman 7 and 8 levels in the NES style of course.

Step 3: Include a mode in which you can chose the 8 robot masters you want (or make them random)

Step 4: Include a mode in which the entire game is done in a Metroidvania style. Let's call it Adventure mode.

Step 5: Make adventure mode have randomly generated levels.

Step 6: Contest to create new Mega Man music, the top 100 tunes are included in the game. Do the same with art and include a fan-art gallery.

Step 7: Make the robot masters playable (unlockable of course).

Step 8: NES-style graphics, but with particle and lighting effects.

Step 9: Include a Mega Man vibrator in the collector's edition.

I'LL BUY THAT FOR 60 DOLLERS!

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Real Life / Re: The Depression and Anxiety support group
« on: May 07, 2012, 08:08:36 PM »
Spram, I can't remember your therapist situation but if you honestly do get panic attacks while thinking about talking to people (which I know is a thing that happens to people) that's some pretty intense therapy and possibly medication.
At the very least, I wouldn't worry about the ladies and focus on not losing my shit when I try to talk to people. And this is coming from a guy who had frequent social related panic attacks throughout high school, some requiring medical attention.

That's one of the reasons I'm going to the support group, to talk to people. But the girl just casually said that and it made me uncomfortable. I am pretty sure a Catholic upbringing is to blame too. Of course, if I tell the people in the support group that her talking about getting pounded from behind (in the context of how and when she said it it was kinda implied) made me feel like Steve Carrel in one of the lasts scenes of that movie (I try to run away from sex but it's everywhere!) then they'll do like some of you have done and assume I just want to fuck fuck fuck, which is not true since I don't even know where to start, I just don't want to be shit and I feel like women see me as shit.

 I find her hot but I know to stay clear, she's bipolar and has self-inflicted cuts on her knees. She used to be anorexic too. Also vegan. I don't like her, she just pisses me off and she talks too much.

Thank you Thad.

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Real Life / Re: The Depression and Anxiety support group
« on: May 07, 2012, 05:21:31 PM »
Go to a bar every week. start trying to say hi to girls. This will be difficult and you will probably be rejected on sight the first 30 times, do not worry about it. Do not project onto them or assume they're bitches or anything just say hi to them.

After this you can start asking them about things. How they're doing, what are their interests. Keep civil and interested. (If you can't be interested on another person's hobbies and likes, you have a bigger problem.) Don't turn the conversation to you; you can ask questions, comment or something here and there and even tell a funny story, but mostly you have to listen.

You don't get it. I am sick in the head. You know what a panic attack is? I get them by THINKING about talking to people, not just women, but PEOPLE. Those things are involuntary so please tell me how to control involuntary tics!!

I cannot do it. I have a mental disease that the world (and you people) don't want to admit even exists because it's so much fucking easier to just point at me and laugh at how awkward I am.

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Real Life / Re: The Depression and Anxiety support group
« on: May 07, 2012, 05:16:16 PM »
No shit? Dude had me fooled.

Look, I'm not exactly the bastion of societal grace and good mental health, but even I can recognize that Spram is stuck in this horrible fucking circle of poisonous thought. This weird pervasive idea that all he needs is a magical girlfriend and that will fix him, and then there will be rainbows and kittens, is bullshit. That being a virgin is some sort of plague that he needs to be rid of to in order to feel happy.

If you want to cuddle or fuck, there are people you can pay to sit on your lap, and they're shockingly not hard to find. If you want to be happy, you actually need to figure out how to make yourself happy, because the reality is that nobody is going to do that for you.

You misunderstand me. It just pisses me off that nobody likes me. I wonder why I'm so worthless. But of course, you have to project your shit onto me.

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