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Real Life / Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« on: December 25, 2012, 09:43:46 AM »
Happy Halloween!


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Assorted Creations / Re: Free logo Thread - Unlimited Edition
« on: December 25, 2012, 12:34:58 AM »
Henderson phase 1:



Henderson phase 2:



Henderson phase 3:




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Assorted Creations / Re: Free logo Thread - Unlimited Edition
« on: December 24, 2012, 10:27:40 PM »


Intermission: Picture of a friend's cat.

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Assorted Creations / Re: Free logo Thread - Unlimited Edition
« on: December 24, 2012, 09:48:03 PM »








Web banners made for Umby's radio station facebook page.

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Assorted Creations / Re: Free logo Thread - Unlimited Edition
« on: December 24, 2012, 02:48:50 PM »








Web banners and business card for Turkulainen Elokuvablogi, a Finnish movie review blog.

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TKFlash and I built this. It was my idea but he wound up being better at fractal building than me. I built the boat alone. We used a mod to add the water. Click for large size.

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That is definitely not the right size. 600x240 only.

Oh right. Fixing it now.

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IMAGE REMOVED

Here's my contribution. Feel free to ignore the fact that it took me like 10 seconds to make and looks relatively like shit.

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Assorted Creations / Free logo Thread - Unlimited Edition
« on: December 21, 2012, 01:05:26 PM »
Want a free logo for your website/business/blog/other? Good news! As an official patron of REDACTED, I can supply you with whatever you need!

Fill out this questionnaire and you'll soon have a logo in three sizes, a business card and the copyright to both. I work with free art or donated art exclusively to produce, so keep in mind that if you want something higher-end I must either get you to pay for the resource or pay me so I can pay for the resource (preferred).

Here's the thread where it all started. Every client gets a budget of 3 hours to start, and if I feel like I can award 2 bonus hours.

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Required:

Name of Business:

Type of Business:

Describe your average customer in around 50 words or less:

Tell me all the places your logo is going to appear, and include a link to any website it may appear on:

Average cost to average customer of your product or service:

Describe your product or service in three descriptors (eg. "reliable" "wacky" "country-themed"):

Optional:

Describe your ideal logo imagery:

Tell me your budget for this project:

Choose a font (describe the emotions elicited by it or provide an example of the font [camera phone img] and I'll find it):

Choose a color scheme (I may try to override you but I'm very negotiable, and if you need help with a color scheme you can provide a picture of the color(s) you want and I'll create a color scheme for you):

Provide your own art:

Any additional information you want to give:

Questions go where? HERE! You can also send the questionnaire to me in a PM if you don't want the production process to be public, but I WILL be posting the final version online and taking credit as well as talking about the process (positively) in this thread. I'll just leave your name out in that case.

Note that I am not a technical illustrator but a branding and corporate graphic designer, so my designs will typically lean toward simple and clean unless you 1) provide your own art or 2) someone else joins in the fun and sketches something cool for us or 3) I am able to find something to work off of that is public domain or can be altered 35% or more to suit our needs.

This is all voluntary on my part. No refunds if I give up in a huff and decide to get a job at McDonalds in the middle of the process ;)

WHY am I doing this? Because I get paid to do it! Isn't that AMAZING!? So. Any takers?

Edit: Want to donate? Donations will bump you to the head of the line based on donation amount and help keep me smoking pot, which I don't have a budget for. PM me for the paypal link.

Phase 1: Post your questionnaire.
Phase 2: Decide on a direction for me to go based on the preliminary designs. Think of them as very rough ideas quickly slapped onto the page so we can start a dialogue.
Phase 3: Make final edits and tell me the sizes and files you want, if you have specific ones. Otherwise I'll give you sizes that I feel may come in handy for you.

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Vampires vs Werewolves X / Re: VvW X: Millennium Waltz (IT)
« on: December 13, 2012, 08:16:08 PM »
off course!

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Real Life / Re: Elitists vs. Posers
« on: December 03, 2012, 12:53:54 AM »
Fuck I want that shirt so bad.

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[spoiler]You need a tablesaw.[/spoiler]

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This thread inspired me to bug a friend to buy me this game!

...what?

Beat, I should be online around 5pm PST today, if you want to play with someone.

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Media / Re: Re: Comics for People Who Don't Read Comics
« on: November 20, 2012, 04:50:02 AM »
It's a pretty great idea. Maybe I don't read enough comics to be unimpressed, though.

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Treasure Adventure Game
« on: November 10, 2012, 12:10:09 AM »
I'm good. You?

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Gaming Discussion / Treasure Adventure Game
« on: November 09, 2012, 09:20:04 PM »


TAG is a metroidvania-esque treasure hunting game set in a huge post-apocalyptic archipelago. It's fairly long, middlingly challenging and the story and art add up to give it an Earthbound/Mother 4 vibe (perhaps crossed with Wind Waker, mechanically). You play a kid who was injured as a child and has a hook hand which he swings to attack and climb walls. A later upgrade allows him to throw the hook to hit enemies from a safe distance. Guide him through a pixelly world set on a series of islands filled with magical animals, ghosts, pirates, giant mushrooms, spiders and various traps and puzzles while enjoying the quirky music and sandbox environs.




It's getting dark and I'm running low on health. My compass, calibrated to a map I found in an abandoned house, is telling me to keep going east, but I'm a little lost and there's no save point in sight. Suddenly a vine monster attacks! I chuck a rock at it and eight coins pop out. Whew, that was close!




Here I am in the Netherlike between-world that allows faster travel. I'm standing near the island where the ancient Legendary Hero lived. To get to the in-between world, [spoiler]use the magic jar on the vortexes on each island.[/spoiler]




Check out my baseball cap! Set me back 100 coins and I have no idea what it does yet (though I've been assured that all the hats have a function). I'd appreciate it if anyone could post discoveries about what some of the hats do. The game's so newly out that there aren't any good walk-throughs yet. So far I know that [spoiler]the purple tophat scares the Rhino (?) and the Adventurer's hat scares some other creature. The mouse hat apparently allows you to climb further into the tree. The red hat will allow the ball to bounce off your head if you miss hitting it.[/spoiler]




Meditating with my parrot. [spoiler]You can get an extradimensional piece by standing here for about 20 seconds.[/spoiler]

The only complaints I have are that the main character moves left and right a little sluggishly and his inertia ramp-up and direction changing are too realistic. The magic jar can be a nightmare to use at times, too. For this reason the game earned a 4/5 from me.

It's free now but apparently won't be for long, so download it soon!
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World map:
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Island names, in order:    Poveglia Jatko    Somora   Cargale  Nimue    Pinon    Cologel  Tenerife Solfor   Zwaan    Boracay  Home     Danausel Tomba    Eber    AngelOak
Island coordinates (X pos) -------- -------- -------- (0000)   -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- (1351)   -------- -------- -------- --------

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Imagery Unload
« on: June 02, 2012, 07:56:04 AM »

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Forum Games / Re: Dodge THIS 3
« on: May 25, 2012, 01:00:11 PM »
Rolling:... Please Wait ... Please Wait... ...please wait loading loading loading

I make the first response post of this thread.
6 - You made the thread and become the DM.

I turn into godzilla.
5 - Ladies and gentlemen, it's a giant lizard! Run for your lives! GODZILLA IS ATTACKING!!

I throw my martini into Brentai's face.
5 -

I induce vomiting.

I get eaten by a dragon.

:WENEEDABIGGERSMUG:

I zergrush Friday kekekekeke.

I observe my surroundings.

I activate my Science Machine.

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