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Zaratustra

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I need a job
« on: June 30, 2008, 04:06:55 PM »
Zara is looking for short-term contracts that give him money
Zara can do game programming in Flash or Flex or Java or C or such
Zara can also do regular programming and mobile development and AI stuff he has a masters on that

Zara's site is at http://zarat.us/tra/professional/
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Niku

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Re: Zara Needs Work
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2008, 08:29:50 PM »
BUT CAN ZARA SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?
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Norondor

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Re: Zara Needs Work
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2008, 08:52:35 PM »
man, as long as niku's here i feel kind of redundant
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Re: Zara Needs Work
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2008, 02:29:16 AM »
Yeah, it's like having a direct feed to 4chan without having to bother visiting the site.  Way to go!
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Re: Zara Needs Work
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 02:36:08 AM »
>>15898
Uncalled for.
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JDigital

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Re: Zara Needs Work
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2008, 04:20:07 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2008, 08:49:32 AM »
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I need a job
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2008, 01:48:59 PM »
Hey, can any of you use any connections in the Washington/Lakewood area to help me land something good?
No, seariously. Help me out, or give me some tips, or links to useful infomation.

I'm looking for anything not fast-food, or hard-labor.
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Re: I need a job
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2008, 02:09:07 PM »
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Re: I need a job
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2008, 03:40:33 PM »
Are you opposed to Hard-food or Fast-work?
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Re: I need a job
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2008, 03:45:12 PM »
I recommend committing a crime. Then you'll basically be guaranteed to do hard time. It's like work.
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Re: I need a job
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2008, 11:14:51 PM »
If anyone knows some of the following:

  • Professional web designers or web developers
  • Anyone you think might be interested in branching out to an e-commerce site, company site or name on the web, even if they're not particularly computer literate

Could you give them my e-mail address: feedback@jonnydigital.com?
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Re: I need a job
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2008, 11:18:19 PM »
Quote from: JDigital on September 29, 2008, 11:14:51 PM
If anyone knows some of the following:

  • Professional web designers or web developers
  • Anyone you think might be interested in branching out to an e-commerce site, company site or name on the web, even if they're not particularly computer literate

Could you give them my e-mail address: feedback@jonnydigital.com?
That's me, but if this is one of those "I got no money, but you get 50% of sales" than forget it.
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Re: I need a job
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2008, 02:33:09 AM »
I don't think JD is offering you a job, he's also just looking for one.
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Re: I need a job
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2008, 09:08:57 AM »
JD, do you do SEO?  Every client I get wants me to refer to them someone who does SEO, and I don't have the patience to fuck with Google 24/7.

Of course they probably would want you to be somewhere in, you know, this country, but I'll at least have a name to throw out next time I'm asked.
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JDigital

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Re: I need a job
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2008, 12:24:31 AM »
It's not my specialty. I can optimize a site for Google to some extent, but there's only so far you can squeeze extra ranking, and a lot of sites are doing that already. You can cheat Google, but there's a significant chance that'll backfire on you.

I guess my answer is "not really". I do know (X)HTML and CSS very well, as well as a good amount of PHP, SQL, server administration, and Wordpress tinkering.
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Re: I need a job
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2008, 11:54:36 AM »
But can you turn their shit into gold?  Can you correct the wording of the site?  Can you make people suddenly interested in their potentially irrelevant product?

wah wah my business isn't doing well but i know there's a huge market for people with 15" long toenails that want to pay three fifty to duel my robot raptor all within 50 miles of my office so it can't possibly be that i'm barking up the wrong tree
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