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Author Topic: Crude, Lewd, and Rude Jokes  (Read 11137 times)

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Re: Crude, Lewd, and Rude Jokes
« Reply #80 on: January 08, 2011, 10:13:01 PM »

Le camembert dit au gruyère: que fais-tu?

[spoiler]J'apprends à nager pour ne pas couler![/spoiler]
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Re: Crude, Lewd, and Rude Jokes
« Reply #81 on: January 09, 2011, 12:08:53 AM »

It's funny because cheeses are terrible drivers.
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Re: Crude, Lewd, and Rude Jokes
« Reply #82 on: January 09, 2011, 12:19:46 AM »

Euh, le gruyère est très ferme, c'est le camembert qui doit avoir peur de couler. :nyoro~n:

I... I mean...

¿que?
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Re: Crude, Lewd, and Rude Jokes
« Reply #83 on: January 09, 2011, 07:26:29 AM »

Il a semblé obscène à l'époque.
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Re: Crude, Lewd, and Rude Jokes
« Reply #84 on: January 20, 2011, 02:41:36 PM »

So a baby seal walks into a club.
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Re: Crude, Lewd, and Rude Jokes
« Reply #85 on: January 20, 2011, 02:42:11 PM »

One time I told that and it was met with:

"So a Sudanese child walks into a starvation."
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Re: Crude, Lewd, and Rude Jokes
« Reply #86 on: January 21, 2011, 10:04:30 AM »

I prefer "So a baby seal goes into a bar and gets a Canadian Club..."
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Re: Crude, Lewd, and Rude Jokes
« Reply #87 on: July 09, 2012, 09:13:50 AM »

what do you call the soup line in vietnam

[spoiler]the pho queue[/spoiler]
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Re: Crude, Lewd, and Rude Jokes
« Reply #88 on: July 09, 2012, 10:22:39 AM »

Say it faster.
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