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Author Topic: Horrible Thoughts  (Read 1471 times)

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Horrible Thoughts
« on: February 24, 2009, 01:18:34 PM »

It just occurred to me that there could be a spider perched in the cup of my headphones and I would never know.
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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2009, 01:22:46 PM »

Sitting on used furniture always makes me think of who sat on it before me.
And in cases of couches and the like, who did what right where I was sitting. And who did who.

It is a horrible thought playing a game then thinking "Some fat guy probably had pity sex right where I am sitting."
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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2009, 01:42:22 PM »

Smiling, only then to blow out my brain matter onto someone just before they lick their ice cream cone sure would make them jittery the next time they drive past a Dairy Queen.
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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2009, 03:14:48 PM »

You guys are some of my best friends.
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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2009, 03:50:47 PM »

I've been out of school for five years.
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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2009, 03:57:37 PM »

I might be working at Becket for a year when I graduate.  That really just kills me.
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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2009, 04:11:40 PM »

Every thought in my head usually meets one definition or other of 'horrible'.

If they monitored for thoughtcrime, I'd have probably been arrested before my own conception.
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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2009, 04:21:50 PM »

In the last decade i can't remember having an hour of uninterrupted activity which was not at some point dominated by feelings of self-loathing and inadequacy.
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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2009, 05:12:04 PM »

I honestly wouldn't mind waking up to find out that some people in #ff/WFE (or a significant portion of people I know, really) suffered some horrible misfortune.
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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2009, 05:13:16 PM »

By definition, we all have.
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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2009, 05:16:17 PM »

Yes, but you're all still alive and have all your limbs, for starters.
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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2009, 05:23:15 PM »

I told Buge he should cross-play as Edith Prickly.
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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 09:57:42 PM »

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Re: Horrible Thoughts
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 10:16:20 PM »

... permanent numbness.

Well. That's just fucking dandy.

ADDENDUM: more fun. Apparently, Barry's a Bobbit Worm. My favorite part:

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Armed with sharp claws, it is known to attack with such speeds that its prey is sometimes sliced in half.
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