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[Guild]

the first night i ever spent with my lady, she farted the pokemon center theme. I have never had an issue of fart comfort since.

That is absolutely sexy.

[Mongrel]

My farts are at times extraordinarily venemous and I have very poor fart control.

People die.

[Cannon]

This is the worst relationship thread yet.

[Brentai]

WFEers fart to attract their mates.

That's why they got wiped out so quickly.

[sei]

...that is, until they discovered the finger pistols, and in cases of dire build-up, the air bazooka.  There are also rumors of a secret weapon still in development, known as "chanades."  Field testing feedback forthcoming, if I can muster the mustard.

[Influenza Enema]

If someone farts, and you notice it, say doorknob, and start hitting them. They must touch the nearest doorknob before the pummeling stops. If you fart, you can prevent the assault by calling safety before someone else calls doorknob.

Safety is a commonplace word in our house. Also I had beans for breakfast today, why on earth did I think that was a good idea.

[Zaratustra]

remember, complaining of any discomfort is considered unmanly, except if you smell a fart. Then it's your duty as a man to complain as loudly and extensively as possible.

[Brentai]

MY ASS PLODIN'

[Mongrel]

Funny this thread should pop up right now, I'm fartin' up a storm today.









_{no rilly like an actual storm and all the clouds are brown and the eye of the hurrycane is my bum poot poot poot}

[Disposable Ninja]

Hey guys.

Black Beans.

amirite?

[Mongrel]

You better hope that's what those are.

[Spram]

You don't need to fart while awake. Most of your farts occur incognito while you're asleep. Silent, slow and mellow.

Interesting read: http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

  How much gas does a normal person pass per day?

On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.
   
Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical fart count. You might try this as a science fair project: Keep a journal of everything you eat and a count of your farts. You might make a note of the potency of their odor as well. See if you can discover a relationship between what you eat, how much you fart, and how much they smell.

If you were in space without a suit, would a fart have the energy to propel you forward?
    (Question submitted by "Mad Panties")
   
Yes, a fart should propel you forward, since there is virtually no opposing force in the form of friction or gravity to counteract the force of the fart.

More information: http://www.farts.com/