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Elected Command: Search for signs of Sister Mister’s whereabouts.The questions are endless.
The dead soldier. Why was that poor sap knocked out?
The fried parchment. What had it foretold?
Gonzo. Still alive?
The big galoot. Had he been stung?
The jelly devil. Tasty?
And most importantly, Sister Mister. Where had she disappeared to?
Chaotically crumbled, the smoldering rubble measures too high to allow for a clear view of the ratty kitchen, or what remains. The haphazard brick walls of Bar Nun have wholly imploded, fully blockading the adjacent alley ways. Neighboring establishments sport scorch marks, but are otherwise undamaged.
Standing, Sammy calmly steps over to the Punky Princess motoscooter. Still propped against the dilapidated doorframe, the vehicle appears no more battered than before.
A smattering of gawkers ghoulishly gather, yet Sammy rejects their unsophisticated stares. While weighing the numerous dangers of scaling the hellish debris, he detects the familiar clanging of Tiny Titus, carefully clamoring forward.
“Oi sir, where’d be Miss Sis? She a’ight?” chirps Titus.
“Beat it, Tetanus.” dismisses Sammy, referencing the street urchin’s rusty prosthetic legs, concocted from bed springs and iron barrel hoops.
“Oi sir, why ‘adn’t our noble fire brigades sooth’d ‘dis seethin’ ignition?” questions Titus.
“The Family ain’t interestin’ in stoppin’ what they start.” grunts Sammy. Peering over, he's greeted by Titus offering a pristine bottle of cool, refreshing Moxie Lite.
"Brewed with pure mountain spring water. Moxie Lite, King of Beverages.” states Sammy, before chugging down the bottle. “Revitalizin'. Rejuvenatin'. Relentless. Make it Moxie Lite. Thanks, kid.”
Commands: 1. Climb over the debris.
2. Search the motoscooter.
3. Interrogate Titus.
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