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Author Topic: The Embarassing Confession Thread  (Read 16279 times)

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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #200 on: May 13, 2010, 08:41:43 AM »
I wish I could be that... rugged.
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #201 on: May 17, 2010, 11:42:40 PM »
I decided to add to this since it seems to have turned into an awkward shaving incidents thread and I sorta have one. I do not know how to shave with a razor because my skin is literally so NOT sensitive that I shave with a hair trimmer that has the guard removed and the blades slid forwards as far as they go(It IS a relatively expensive trimmer) and I just drag it across my face until it's clean shaved. Oh, something else embarrassing or awkward about my face, my eye lashes are so long they touch my glasses. They're like, girl with mascara on long...
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #202 on: May 18, 2010, 04:09:27 AM »
Lucky. :I
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #203 on: May 18, 2010, 03:06:14 PM »
Mascara doesn't make lashes longer!  Also mascara sucks!
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #204 on: May 19, 2010, 11:49:35 AM »
My voice is still masculine because I don't have the nerve to hear myself on tape.
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #205 on: May 19, 2010, 11:53:42 AM »
What are you, the worst trap ever? GET TO WORK ON THAT VOICE!
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #206 on: May 19, 2010, 07:44:07 PM »
Büge and I have yet to compare voices, but I keep assuring her mine is probably worse. I sound like Batman. The worst thing is that I can do loads of impressions and stuff, just not a convincing girl voice.
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #207 on: May 19, 2010, 07:56:45 PM »
I hear* semen helps.

*Read in an issue of Heavy Metal.
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #208 on: May 19, 2010, 08:07:58 PM »
Quote from: teg on May 19, 2010, 07:44:07 PM
Büge and I have yet to compare voices, but I keep assuring her mine is probably worse. I sound like Batman.

Don't worry sweetheart, after a few seasons of it they end up thinking it's "charming" or something.
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #209 on: May 19, 2010, 09:08:12 PM »
Quote from: Frocto on May 19, 2010, 07:56:45 PM
I hear* semen helps.

*Read in an issue of Heavy Metal.


Is frocto asking for blow jobs here?
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #210 on: May 20, 2010, 04:21:17 AM »
Quote from: teg on May 19, 2010, 07:44:07 PM
Büge and I have yet to compare voices, but I keep assuring her mine is probably worse. I sound like Batman.

Which Batman are we talking here? Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, Kevin Conroy or Adam West?

...old chum.
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #211 on: May 20, 2010, 09:58:37 AM »
I am imagining shop attendants discussing customers, including "that woman who sounds like Batman".
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #212 on: May 20, 2010, 10:18:18 AM »


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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #213 on: May 20, 2010, 06:20:24 PM »
I'm embarrassed to confess that I think Bruce Wayne makes a pretty fuckable transvestite there in the last panel.
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #214 on: May 20, 2010, 06:34:16 PM »
Don't be embarrassed.

It's Batman.



Be bare assed.
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Re: The Embarassing Confession Thread
« Reply #215 on: May 20, 2010, 08:34:10 PM »
Quote from: Dicks Oak on May 20, 2010, 09:58:37 AM
I am imagining shop attendants discussing customers, including "that woman who sounds like Batman".
I don't really go out in public en femme because I don't think I'm good enough, plus right now I can't because of that thing with all of my clothes being stolen.
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