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Poll

You ran into a long-lost relative whom you've never met. Also, they're really hot. What do you do, hotshot?

I mostly identify as male, and I'd have sex with my estranged sister/mother/daughter
- 3 (14.3%)
I mostly identify as female, and I'd have sex with my estranged brother/father/son
- 0 (0%)
I mostly identify as male, and I'd have sex with my estranged brother/father/son
- 0 (0%)
I mostly identify as female, and I'd have sex with my estranged sister/mother/daughter
- 0 (0%)
I mostly identify as male, and I'd have sex with my estranged female cousin/aunt or other female extended family
- 4 (19%)
I mostly identify as female, and I'd have sex with my estranged male cousin/uncle or other male extended family
- 1 (4.8%)
I mostly identify as male, and I'd have sex with my estranged male cousin/uncle or other male extended family
- 0 (0%)
I mostly identify as female, and I'd have sex with my estranged female cousin/aunt or other female extended family
- 1 (4.8%)
I'd have sex with immediate and extended family, estranged or not
- 0 (0%)
I'd have sex with extended family, estranged or not
- 0 (0%)
Jesus, people. What the hell is wrong with you sick freaks? I need to take a shower, and I don't think I'll ever be clean again. Egh.
- 12 (57.1%)

Total Members Voted: 17


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Disposable Ninja

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Let's say that you unknowingly ran into your long-lost...
« on: June 23, 2010, 06:57:53 PM »

Think long and hard. Heh.

"Long and hard".

Get it?
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Re: Let's say that you unknowingly ran into your long-lost...
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2010, 07:56:07 PM »

Jesus, this poll has more sexual options than a Thai brothel.
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Re: Let's say that you unknowingly ran into your long-lost...
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2010, 08:27:44 PM »

Maybe if you're going to the cheap ones.

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Re: Let's say that you unknowingly ran into your long-lost...
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2010, 08:35:28 PM »

Just wanted to make sure I had all my bases covered this time. You guys start to whine like a bunch of little girls when I leave out some obscure, pointless option that no one besides you in a million fucking years would have remembered.

Assholes.
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Re: Let's say that you unknowingly ran into your long-lost...
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2010, 09:00:01 PM »

Speaking of which DN, I note you're not specifying anything about buttsecks there.

Buttsecks is ALWAYS OK.
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Re: Let's say that you unknowingly ran into your long-lost...
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2010, 09:02:15 PM »

Can we just simplify it down to "I'd hit it" and "Think of the mutant children"?
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Re: Let's say that you unknowingly ran into your long-lost...
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2010, 09:14:35 PM »

At this point I'm not reproducing with anyone, so the biological implications are totally nil.  Chose estranged extended family of both sexes, but they'd have to be of-age, really click with me on a personal level, and propose the idea themselves before I'd even consider it a possibility, no matter how hot they are.
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Re: Let's say that you unknowingly ran into your long-lost...
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2010, 07:09:14 AM »

Firmly in the camp of incest =/= wincest here.
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Re: Let's say that you unknowingly ran into your long-lost...
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2010, 07:13:22 AM »

have to be of-age, really click with me on a personal level, and propose the idea themselves before I'd even consider it a possibility, no matter how hot they are.

This.
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