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Poll

DO YOU FAVOR THE BLUE GIRLS

Oh man totally hot!
- 9 (24.3%)
Oh man totally hot, but only because I have a blue girl fetish.
- 3 (8.1%)
Oh man totally hot, but only because I have a monster girl fetish.
- 3 (8.1%)
DO NOT WANT
- 6 (16.2%)
DO NOT WANT, and I even have a monster girl fetish!
- 2 (5.4%)
I would fuck Rebecca Romjin and I do not care what makeup she is wearing
- 7 (18.9%)
Guild
- 7 (18.9%)

Total Members Voted: 37


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Author Topic: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT  (Read 4609 times)

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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2011, 06:22:29 PM »
what gun
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Brentai

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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2011, 06:24:55 PM »
The shadows hide it nicely.
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2011, 03:58:25 AM »
Movie Mystique does not appear to have a vagina.

Just sayin'.
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2011, 04:20:13 AM »
Maybe there's like, a flap.
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Lottel

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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2011, 04:27:08 AM »
Maybe she grows one at times of need?
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2011, 08:52:24 AM »
that's the hottest thing about mystique

she can shapeshift the perfect vagina

maybe you want a vagina between her titties so you can tittyfuck her and also have sex with her in the vagina area at the same time

she can do that

she's fucking mystique
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TA

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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2011, 09:23:56 AM »
Quote from: Friday on June 20, 2011, 08:33:47 AM
SCIENCE WILL DETERMINE WHAT NERDS LIKE

This is in reference to Mystique's "natural" form

Obviously Mystique is everyone's dream girl because she can look like whatever you want but imagine if she couldn't shapeshift at all for the purposes of this poll
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2011, 09:33:50 AM »
Does this mean I get to be unconscionably mean to Shinra?
What the hell! I'll do it.

SHINRA!!
You are foolish for not reading! HA!

EDIT:

It is possible you were mocking Lottel for his statement, but I took his statement to refer to some sort of not-wholly-supernatural process. A retracting or opening groin-plate, or perhaps some sort of blood-based pneumatic thing like the penis.
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Brentai

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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2011, 10:43:17 AM »
Now that I've seen some of the movie I think you really need to specify whether we're talking about Romijn or Lawrence here.
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2011, 11:50:39 AM »
Does it matter?  A skin made entirely out of scabs isn't hot no matter what shape it is.
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

Brentai

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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2011, 12:58:09 PM »
I counter that the shape is everything when dealing with a scaly bitch-queen.

Kind of the only thing really.
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2011, 06:51:21 PM »
Quote from: Shinra on July 09, 2011, 08:52:24 AM
that's the hottest thing about mystique

she can shapeshift the perfect vagina

maybe you want a vagina between her titties so you can tittyfuck her and also have sex with her in the vagina area at the same time

she can do that

she's fucking mystique

if i had to make a choice for shape-shifting waifu i'd take Cutey honey thank you very much
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Brentai

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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2011, 07:26:26 PM »
All I've got to say is

*pants fall to ground*

THIS ONE'S FOR YOOOOOOOOU
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORF
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