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Poll

Now what?

Hide it
- 0 (0%)
Cheese it
- 1 (20%)
Whip it
- 2 (40%)
God damn it
- 0 (0%)
Lose it
- 2 (40%)

Total Members Voted: 5


Author Topic: Kill that hooker  (Read 1621 times)

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Aintaer

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Kill that hooker
« on: May 19, 2011, 06:51:00 AM »
Goddammit how did it end up like this you don't know but you glance around for a rope or something. Wait wait who's the last person to piss you off who deserves this oh god you hope that's not the cops just an ambulance? Is it passing or stopping?

You really gotta lay off that smack. It's making you too jittery for this shit.
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 07:29:50 AM »
Kill dat bitch.
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 07:30:04 AM »
Word lyfe dawg yo?
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 12:00:14 PM »
> LAY ON SMACK
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 01:24:54 PM »
Is that like the Blackguard special ability?
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2011, 05:04:54 PM »
Man Aintaer. You just opened up a whole new fridge of hos with that one.
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2011, 05:32:56 PM »
Are we killing hookers now? Is that what we're doing? Why can't we go back those simpler times when we were playing marbles in front of the... err...

Oh right, that's when I killed that hooker with a marble.

Can't believe I repressed that memory.

Was a hell of a shot, though!
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2011, 01:13:13 AM »
>search pockets (mine and hers)
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2011, 05:26:46 AM »
Talk to me, Goose.
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2011, 03:27:08 PM »
Duck, duck.
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2011, 03:47:21 PM »
A lot of people voted Goose. That's good. Geese would never hurt women.

Is that a fact... MWA HAHAHA HA

DAMN YOUUU GEEEEEESE
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2011, 01:30:45 AM »
That thing in there... that's not Goose...

Mad Max - The Goose learns to fly

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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2011, 06:37:21 AM »
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2011, 05:16:57 PM »
What the hell is that goose doing here, it's looking mighty OH GOD THE HORROR, what in the name of all that is holy is going on? You don't know but if you were a Japanese tourist you'd take pictures right quick. Fortunately your eyes do not look like those of a burn victim and your penis remains, more or less, the same disappointing-but-at-least-not-asian size it always was. Whew you gotta sit down a while and think this through.

The hooker is now dead. So is the goose. Now what?
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2011, 01:36:21 AM »
You must whip it.
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2011, 08:24:22 AM »
Stop beating dead whores Leeham
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Re: Kill that hooker
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2011, 08:42:08 AM »
Bop it.
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