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Author Topic: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.  (Read 1738 times)

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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2012, 10:19:32 AM »

Makes sense. Some serial killers clip out newspaper articles about themselves. Modern equivalent. The CSI pop psychology analysis is that reading about themselves helps them derive more gratification from the event. Same reason arsonsists sticks around to watch buildings burn down rather than running away.

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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2012, 08:24:06 PM »

So here's a cheerful thought:

I split all these posts off into their own thread.

And it's already on page 2.
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2012, 12:56:21 PM »

Ohhhh boy... here we go!

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A Florida medical examiner says only marijuana was found in the system of a Florida man shot while chewing another man's face.

The Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner's released the toxicology results Tuesday on 31-year-old Rudy Eugene. Lab results found marijuana in his system, but not any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs.

The department has ruled out the most common components found in the street drugs known as bath salts. An outside forensic toxicology lab also confirmed the results.

Surveillance video captured 65-year-old Ronald Poppo being attacked by Mr. Eugene on May 26. A police officer shot and killed Mr. Eugene, who bit into Mr. Poppo's face in broad daylight alongside a busy highway. Police have not released a motive for the attack on Mr. Poppo, who had been homeless for decades.

Mr. Poppo has undergone several surgeries and remains hospitalized.
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2012, 01:12:45 PM »

Source please
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2012, 01:42:50 PM »

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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2012, 06:38:44 PM »

Goddammit what the hell IS going on?
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2012, 06:45:52 PM »

We'll find out on the 12th of December
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2012, 06:55:55 PM »

Evidently that's when Galactus arrives.
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2012, 08:30:58 PM »

That's okay.  Dr. Doom, Strider Hiryu, and Deadpool will save us from Galactus.

Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Enter Galactus
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2012, 08:49:09 PM »

Does he... does he really say that?  "I don't care about you at all!  Just like these people I've named specifically!"
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2012, 09:11:11 PM »

Sounds like a supervillain to me.

Or just a whiny guy in a comments section.
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2012, 09:52:39 PM »

Still, Steve Fucking Rogers, AKA Captain Fucking America, just told Galactus, Devourer of Worlds, to surrender.

Team America World Police Theme America Fuck Yeah EXPLICIT WARNING
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2012, 01:50:05 PM »

I think maybe some of you have seen this on your regular news, so I'm just posting it here for posterior posterity.

New York City Cop had plan to kidnap and eat dozens, possibly hundreds of women but was found out before he could actually start
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2012, 02:07:20 PM »

If he actually used police databases to stalk women, to any end, then yeah he should be locked up. Otherwise I think someone's gonna have to arrest three-quarters of the Internet.
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2012, 02:43:27 PM »

The case basically boils down to whether he was role-playing or actually plotting to kidnap and murder women.  I've read the logs and, well, as someone who's been playing a parody-rapist for half his life now, that ain't parody-rape.
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Re: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism.
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2012, 03:07:14 PM »

Maybe you're just not committed.
Pun intended.
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