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Author Topic: Use all of your penis  (Read 1741 times)

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Kazz

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Use all of your penis
« on: January 13, 2008, 10:31:42 AM »
Not just the tip.  Jam it in.  If she cries, hit her.  If she doesn't cry, hit her until she cries.

Then hold her.  Down.  Until she stops struggling.

Gaze into her eyes.  Tell her this was meant to be.

Forever.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_zOmN328Og[/youtube]

incidentally there are not youtube links
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Re: Use all of your penis
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2008, 10:42:48 AM »
Incidentally, you don't need the tags anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_zOmN328Og

However,

Quote from: Don't Stop Believin' -Journey
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Kazz

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Re: Use all of your penis
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2008, 10:54:29 AM »
bastards!

Fuck it, I've stopped believing.  Expect it to rain dead unicorns.
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Re: Use all of your penis
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2008, 12:53:44 PM »
...But some of your penis is inside your abdomen.
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Re: Use all of your penis
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2008, 12:57:14 PM »
You heard the man.

 :rage: ALL OF IT.
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Re: Use all of your penis
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2008, 04:06:18 PM »
You forgot: if she tries to leave, threaten to kill yourself.

Women need to feel needed.
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Re: Use all of your penis
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2008, 04:10:22 PM »
WARNING: Does not work very well in reverse.
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