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Author Topic: No, sir. I don't like it.  (Read 2729 times)

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Re: No, sir. I don't like it.
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2008, 08:53:57 PM »
Eggs.

i will not eat them when they are the focus of a dish (omelets, scrambled eggs etc) because they give me horrible sulfur farts.

they are fine when they are in other things (baked goods)
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Re: No, sir. I don't like it.
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2008, 09:08:44 PM »
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Re: No, sir. I don't like it.
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2008, 09:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Guildenstern on September 30, 2008, 08:50:49 PM
I chew all pills. Aspirin (kinda tastes like earwax), ibuprophen (is very, very gross... like spicy soap), vitamin C (kinda good in a gross way)... when I got my molars crushed out with pliars (oh god let me tell you a story sometime), I took vicodone (sp?) this way.

The theory is that it works faster when crushed into slime.

What impresses me is that you're chewing hard tablets like that without molars.
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Re: No, sir. I don't like it.
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2008, 09:58:16 PM »
Quote from: Kazz on September 30, 2008, 07:51:11 PM
You guys in this thread have a goal.  Come up with something I wouldn't eat.
It's old fucking hat, but balut?
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Re: No, sir. I don't like it.
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2008, 10:31:53 PM »
Quote from: Change it to Commodore Crash Justice, Despoiler of Robotkind on September 30, 2008, 09:09:28 PM
Quote from: Guildenstern on September 30, 2008, 08:50:49 PM
I chew all pills. Aspirin (kinda tastes like earwax), ibuprophen (is very, very gross... like spicy soap), vitamin C (kinda good in a gross way)... when I got my molars crushed out with pliars (oh god let me tell you a story sometime), I took vicodone (sp?) this way.

The theory is that it works faster when crushed into slime.

What impresses me is that you're chewing hard tablets like that without molars.

Well why do you think he doesn't have them anymore?
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Re: No, sir. I don't like it.
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2008, 11:18:12 PM »
Quote from: Guildenstern on September 30, 2008, 08:50:49 PM
ibuprophen (is very, very gross... like spicy soap)

Ugh.  I hate just tasting the stuff when I don't swallow quickly enough.

(Someone is going to make more sperm jokes now!)
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