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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #80 on: August 21, 2009, 04:26:09 PM »

HIV can take like fifteen years to progress to AIDS.
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #81 on: August 21, 2009, 04:27:25 PM »

And there are plenty of other sexually communicable diseases besides HIV.

I bet Brentai would know all about that lol.

Anyway, I don't want to go on a hate-rant here but one thing that bothers me is that you're all considering this person as a drug user.  That's a weakness and by itself is pretty much self-punishing.  But Kabbage is saying that she's a drug dealer, as in a person handing out shit for other people to hurt themselves with so she could make money.  Forgiveness is always good but man you can't ever say that is something that is okay.
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #82 on: August 21, 2009, 04:30:21 PM »

oh.  i missed that.

fuck her too, then.  she's satan.
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #83 on: August 21, 2009, 04:33:06 PM »

Well shoot, I feel better!
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #84 on: August 21, 2009, 11:28:13 PM »

oh
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2009, 07:55:55 PM »

Phew, okay.

Pretty much everything after this point has been split and sent to Guild Hall.  You may continue airing whatever the fuck grievances you have with people on the goddam internet there.

This is by far not a complete removal of all the fucking bitching in this topic, and by rights I should have probably also split off the "Kabbage's friend is a drug dealer" subtopic, but fuck I couldn't read any more of this backlog.

...the last post in that topic was either removed by the author or accidentally jettisoned into outer space.  Probably for the best.
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2009, 07:56:58 PM »

Eh.  The argument was stupid, I was stupid for attacking Kazz in the public forums, and I'm sorry if I ruined anyone's day fromthis shit.

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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #87 on: August 24, 2009, 09:03:47 PM »

Let's all organize a Cheer Kazz Up event.

No Buttsex.
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #88 on: August 24, 2009, 09:05:01 PM »

:THATWAY:
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #89 on: August 25, 2009, 03:40:35 AM »

Buttsex is required?

...nobody tells me these things.
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #90 on: August 25, 2009, 06:18:22 PM »

I feel kind of bad about once throwing a kid down an up escalator. Though in this case by "kid" I mean "kinda biggish teenager" and by "thrown" I mean "almost-accidentally redirected his momentum." I'd caught him trying to pocket games in my store, and he bolted. I managed to snag his shirt and pants just as he reached the escalators, and when you grab someone from behind they surge forward to try to get free. So I let him. Except I was so pissed off about the whole thing that I swung him a couple feet to the right. He went rolling down the thing like a slinky, kept almost perfectly in place by the motion of the stairs. It took him a while to finally manage to get to his feet, and judging from the fact that he continued trying to run down the up stairs to get away he couldn't have been hurt -too- bad. I didn't catch him, but by that point I think it was worth the price of the copy of Vice City or whateverthehell it was he grabbed.

And the thing is, I don't feel bad about that. Yeah, I lost my cool and beat the crap out of a minor, but it was fucking awesome. I do, however, feel bad about my failure to feel bad about feeling good about it. I'm trying to work that around to feeling good about feeling bad about failing to feel bad about feeling good, but by that point I tend to completely lose track of things.

Oh, and once I tricked my sister into licking a metal sled on a cold day and pushed it down the hill while her tongue was still attached.
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #91 on: August 25, 2009, 08:10:24 PM »

The sled thing is terrible.  Funny, but terrible.
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #92 on: August 25, 2009, 08:19:46 PM »

I feel kind of bad about once throwing a kid down an up escalator. Though in this case by "kid" I mean "kinda biggish teenager" and by "thrown" I mean "almost-accidentally redirected his momentum." I'd caught him trying to pocket games in my store, and he bolted. I managed to snag his shirt and pants just as he reached the escalators, and when you grab someone from behind they surge forward to try to get free. So I let him. Except I was so pissed off about the whole thing that I swung him a couple feet to the right. He went rolling down the thing like a slinky, kept almost perfectly in place by the motion of the stairs. It took him a while to finally manage to get to his feet, and judging from the fact that he continued trying to run down the up stairs to get away he couldn't have been hurt -too- bad. I didn't catch him, but by that point I think it was worth the price of the copy of Vice City or whateverthehell it was he grabbed.

See Kazz, it could have been much worse.
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #93 on: August 26, 2009, 10:44:10 AM »

Hm... This instant white miso soup has become red. BONUS!
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #94 on: August 30, 2009, 12:52:23 PM »

For six months over the last 12, I was unemployed and broke. There was a variety of reasons for this, but I'm not going to go into them - essentially, we were living on 680 dollars a month in my fiance's disability payments and another 80 bucks in food stamps. If anyone has ever wondered if anyone can really live on social security, No. They can't. Most of our money was going into the rent and keeping the electricity on. I was keeping our internet going with some money I had saved from the last job I had been working.

During this time, every time we went shopping, we'd steal stuff. And I don't mean loaves of bread and packages of deli meat. Luxuries. I'd steal expensive spices, she'd steal organic candy and makeup. We went into whole foods one day and walked out with 80 dollars worth of Demeter fragrances. We almost got caught by the on-duty cop they used for security - if we hadn't gone around the store for another hour and blown our entire food stamp budget for the month on food there we probably would have gotten nabbed going out the door.

I'm working now, so we don't steal anymore. But a few times I've been back to places we stole from and been tempted to walk to the manager and pay for the things I took. I do feel a little guilty about it. Having said that, it's not exactly haunting me, either. I worked at a grocery store once, and I know that they account for this kind of thing. Theft is part of the business. It's shitty that it happens, but the company isn't hurting, and nobody is going to get fired or even in trouble because you tried to nick 20 bucks worth of pizza or 80 dollars worth of perfume. Even businesses that don't necessarily have to deal with theft often - such as a pizza place - accounts for product going bad, overuse of ingredients, abuse of employee discounts, etc. So don't let it it eat you up. You didn't hurt anybody.
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #95 on: August 30, 2009, 03:46:29 PM »

I didn't think anybody was at risk of getting fired.
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Re: I Am A Shit
« Reply #96 on: August 30, 2009, 04:30:33 PM »

it's okay Jesus Christ will forgive you
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