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Author Topic: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You  (Read 3284 times)

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Dooly

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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2013, 12:42:34 AM »
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"Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson," the company wrote to Deen, adding that she's a "MILF," and they are willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work," since there is no nudity required.

That oughta help ease the mental scarring.
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Bal

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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2013, 01:14:22 AM »
Not after those things Constantine wrote it won't.
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2013, 01:45:07 AM »
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2013, 01:49:30 AM »
Paula Deen's Buttery Surprise(a penis made of butter)
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2013, 01:52:20 AM »
Paula Deen's Type 2 Dickabeates
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2013, 03:08:54 AM »
Paula Deen, congee queen.
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #46 on: July 09, 2013, 03:56:47 AM »
Paula Deen Takes a Poundcaking
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #47 on: July 09, 2013, 04:01:36 AM »
Paula Deen's Hot Sausage Gravy
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #48 on: July 09, 2013, 05:44:35 AM »
Paula Deen's Southern Fucked Negrukkake
Paula Deen's Deep South Deep Dickin' IV: Donut Hole Glazin'

Paula Deen's Fat Frying Fuck

Quote from: Bal on July 09, 2013, 12:20:57 AM
Welp, sex is over. One less thing to worry about I suppose.
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #49 on: July 09, 2013, 05:45:01 AM »
Quote from: Constantine on July 09, 2013, 04:01:36 AM
Paula Deen's Hot Sausage Gravy

Easily the worst thing ever written
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2013, 06:08:18 AM »
"It's the N-word's turn to use Paula Deen."
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2013, 06:09:19 AM »
Quote from: Mothra on July 09, 2013, 05:45:01 AM
Quote from: Constantine on July 09, 2013, 04:01:36 AM
Paula Deen's Hot Sausage Gravy

Easily the worst thing ever written

Quote from: Dick-Dragoon on July 09, 2013, 06:08:18 AM
"It's the N-word's turn to use Paula Deen."

welp
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2013, 09:29:51 AM »
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #53 on: July 09, 2013, 09:57:17 AM »
Paula Deen's Civil Whore Renactment
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #54 on: July 09, 2013, 10:13:53 AM »
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Re: Paula Deen is Bad and Bad For You
« Reply #55 on: July 09, 2013, 11:41:12 AM »
Quote from: Constantine on July 09, 2013, 12:39:23 AM
Paula Deen: Blacks Use the Rear Entrance

It is goddamned embarrassing how much I laughed at this.
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