Well hot damn, school's out! No more classes or homework to worry about, guess it's high time to clean up the old room and get back to doing nothing agai-
!What's this!?
It seems unlike me to purchase something as criminally unfashionable as New Balance sneakers! Where could this mysterious box have come from?
Best check inside.
Jurassic Park aaactiiooonnn fiiiguuurreeesss! Aweeeess
ommmmeeee!
There's even official JP
comic books up in this bitch!
HOLOGRAPHIXName-brand Jurassic P UNSHARPENED PENCILS. The ladies are gonna be
several differing varieties of up-ons when I start dropping these bad larrys!
There's a whole heap of raptor valentine cards in here, and a JP T-Rex meal ticket I've been carrying around in my wallet for a while. NOT PICTURED: PLAYING CARDS, LOST WORLD HOLOGRAM W/ EXPLODING 'REX HEAD
IT'S OFFICIAL:
BEST CHRISTMAS THIS YEARYou know, as often as I refer to Arc as a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey dung, he's actually a pretty cool guy on occasion!
THANKS ARC, truly the most touching moments of MAGfest are in the parking garage, accepting prizes from shady, shady men.