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[Kayma]

Rockmanistan looks like a dreadful, dreary, and dolorous domicile. 

Decidedly.

[Brentai]

Desist that.

[Niku]

Dno.

[Kayma]

Oh, er, right. I should post some things.




 A pretty haul, if I don't say so myself. It certainly kneads more tits. Sin City has needed to be in my collection for too long now, and I've always kinda wanted to try Radiata Stories. Furthermore, my big complaint about Brave Fencer Musashi for PS1 was a startling lack of zippers. Glad they addressed that.

Brentai slyly snuck in a portable DVD player, a nod the the very first Dirty Santa, wherein I sent him some shitty Gameboy games and a happy meal toy, and he sent me a DVD player and some assorted awesome several months later. Good times! Gonna be a hard tradition to keep up.

Ahh, a boomerang. You mean to tell me I'm 23 and just now got the item in the first dungeon? Real life Zelda takes forever.

He looks like Snake, he tastes like Snake, but brother, Brentai ain't Snake.



Many thanks, and Merry Christmas February March? Damn the fuck near April.

[Mothra]

Well hot damn, school's out! No more classes or homework to worry about, guess it's high time to clean up the old room and get back to doing nothing agai-

!

What's this!?



It seems unlike me to purchase something as criminally unfashionable as New Balance sneakers! Where could this mysterious box have come from?

Best check inside.




Jurassic Park aaactiiooonnn fiiiguuurreeesss! Aweeeessommmmeeee!



There's even official JP comic books up in this bitch! 



HOLOGRAPHIX



Name-brand Jurassic P UNSHARPENED PENCILS. The ladies are gonna be several differing varieties of up-ons when I start dropping these bad larrys!



There's a whole heap of raptor valentine cards in here, and a JP T-Rex meal ticket I've been carrying around in my wallet for a while. NOT PICTURED: PLAYING CARDS, LOST WORLD HOLOGRAM W/ EXPLODING 'REX HEAD



IT'S OFFICIAL: BEST CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR

You know, as often as I refer to Arc as a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey dung, he's actually a pretty cool guy on occasion!

THANKS ARC, truly the most touching moments of MAGfest are in the parking garage, accepting prizes from shady, shady men.

[Guild]

[McDohl]

It was actually really hard to keep that secret. :3