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Sharkey

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Online Fuckuppery
« on: January 21, 2008, 12:46:37 PM »

I have this probably unhealthy habit of jamming on the prtscrn button pretty much constantly while playing any game. It's mostly training pounded into me from years of having to go back through something to get screenshots for an article, but I do it regardless of whether I plan on writing something. The result is about a hundred gigs of images of pretty much every game I've dicked around in over the last five years. Occasionally I poke through them and find some fun moments.



Like tooling around with Zara in a crazyface spaceship just sort of generally terrorizing Second Life. I love the dialogue that happened here. Pretty goddamn Invader Zim.



Also, for some reason somebody had rented out an entire sim apparently for the purpose of erecting (hurr) a gigantic dick in it, then abandoning the thing. Made for a great sandbox, if you didn't mind the enormous cock crushing the sun. Which apparently most people must have, because we had it more or less exclusively to ourselves.



I think this neatly encapsulates the entire history of my relationship with Zara.

Anyway, with such a rich history of being offensively peculiar in the presence of imaginary people on the internet it seems like the rest of you probably have comparable collections to share.
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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 03:35:54 PM »

Sharkey, are you ever going to write about hentai games again? I will pay you $
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Sharkey

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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 05:31:21 PM »

Sharkey, are you ever going to write about hentai games again? I will pay you $

Hey, there's an idea.

I wonder if we can age gate 1up articles...

Also, for a split goddamn second I thought you were Mark MacDonald.
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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 08:56:11 PM »

Sharkey, are you ever going to write about hentai games again? I will pay you $

Hey, there's an idea.

I wonder if we can age gate 1up articles...

Also, for a split goddamn second I thought you were Mark MacDonald.

Age gates don't work, anyway.
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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 10:41:28 PM »

Sharkey, are you ever going to write about hentai games again? I will pay you $

Hey, there's an idea.

I wonder if we can age gate 1up articles...

Also, for a split goddamn second I thought you were Mark MacDonald.

Age gates don't work, anyway.

They shield you from lots of legal culpability, which is the real point of them.
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Burrito Al Pastor

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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 04:47:05 PM »

"Sexy Beach 3" is always on the 1up PC Most Popular Games list, so it's not like there's no market for it.
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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2008, 04:49:18 PM »

...are those crabs in the hairs of that giant polygon dick?
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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2008, 04:54:18 PM »

:goggles: Didn't... Didn't see those at first glance.
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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2008, 08:09:47 PM »

You and Zara make want to reload Second Life.

Stop it.
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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2008, 12:03:08 PM »

Sample from pyoboards



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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2008, 09:39:57 PM »

A couple from the RuneScape old days:



Guest starring Zara as Sancho.



Guest starring the world's stupidest word filter ever.
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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2008, 07:10:06 PM »

May want to change this thread title to "Video Game Fuckupberry."
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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 07:58:17 AM »

You've taught him all that he needs. Now he has to migrate.

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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2008, 07:13:39 PM »

Unfortunately, in Crysis, the only controls underwater are to float or sink.
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Re: Online Fuckuppery
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 06:07:34 PM »

Guncho is a MUSH built on Inform 7 code. Players can add their own sections and connect them to the grid or not. Sorry sharkey, text only.