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Re: Naked Time!
« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2009, 03:46:50 PM »

Because what if they get all retard strong and start trying to suck it?

Doesn't make me gay, they're the ones with a dick in their mouths.
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Naked Time!
« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2009, 03:57:19 PM »

Instinct.  There's no logical reason for it other than the hetero part of my brain telling me "That guy is not allowed to look at your dick.  Go punch him."

I'd rather my brain not made me punch you, so please just stop looking at my dick.
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Re: Naked Time!
« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2009, 04:10:25 PM »

Instinct.  There's no logical reason for it other than the hetero part of my brain telling me "That guy is not allowed to look at your dick.  Go punch him."

I'd rather my brain not made me punch you, so please just stop looking at my dick.

I would argue that that's a learned response from society, and not a pure instinct.  I guess that's kinda irrelevant when it's in his mouth.
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Re: Naked Time!
« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2009, 04:12:04 PM »

Exactly!  That's what I'm sayiwaaaaaaaait a minute...
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Re: Naked Time!
« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2009, 04:43:58 PM »

Under this T-shirt.. :suave:

I'm completely naked.  :ohmy:



Not me. I'm wearin' five vests under mine.

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