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Hookers
« on: January 13, 2008, 03:45:59 PM »
This one time my friend stopped for gas at 24th Street and Van Buren.  He is not from around here.

He got mugged by a knife-wielding prostitute.
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Re: Hookers
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2008, 03:54:10 PM »
Friend of mine called up an Escort years back to meet him at some HoliComfortDays Inn.

She showed up with a fatass bodyguard, and just played with herself in his face while the bodyguard watched in the corner.

Borrring.
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Re: Hookers
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2008, 03:34:26 PM »
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Re: Hookers
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2008, 03:42:31 PM »
I always knew that something seperated me from 85% of the rest of the world, but now that I know what it is, I'm sort of let down.
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Re: Hookers
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2008, 12:51:25 AM »
Can you imagine an actual tickling convention, though?  Like, they rent a hotel ballroom, and vendors come to sell designer feathers, and they spend all night tickling each other.  Laughter, followed by excited cries of "No!  Stop!"  Followed by more laughter.  And more cries.  And more cries...
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Re: Hookers
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 11:34:10 PM »
Held in the ball room above the water-sport fetishists convention.
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Re: Hookers
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2008, 12:01:06 AM »
Kazz, that sounds like your sort of place >:3
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Re: Hookers
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2008, 06:39:50 PM »
Quote from: Rygaron on January 21, 2008, 11:34:10 PM
Held in the ball room above the water-sport fetishists convention.
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