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Re: Shooting in a Colorado Theater
« Reply #100 on: August 16, 2012, 08:17:57 AM »

And a Godwin in there, too.

A Jew calls a black guy a Nazi.  Figure out what the bartender's response should be and I think we'll have a pretty good joke.
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Re: Shooting in a Colorado Theater
« Reply #102 on: August 16, 2012, 08:59:45 AM »

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/08/16/megadeths-dave-mustaine-obama-staged-batman-massacre

Go to hell, Dave Mustaine.

The Nooge, is that you?

Ted Nugent is much more articulate and reasonable than Dave Mustaine is in that video.

Not that that's saying much.
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Re: Shooting in a Colorado Theater
« Reply #103 on: August 16, 2012, 10:34:56 AM »

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Citizens in Singapore must obtain a license to lawfully possess firearms and/or ammunition; applicants must provide justification for the license, such as target shooting or self-defense. Target shooting licenses permit ownership of a gun, stored in an approved and protected firing range. Self-defense permits are nearly never granted, unless one can justify the 'imminent threat to life that cannot be reasonably removed'. Citizens are not allowed to possess pistols over .32 caliber, or automatic weapons.

Dave Mustane: too dumb to use Google.
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Re: Shooting in a Colorado Theater
« Reply #104 on: August 16, 2012, 10:53:39 AM »

This really seems more like a manic episode than an actual political rant.
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Re: Shooting in a Colorado Theater
« Reply #105 on: August 16, 2012, 11:05:19 AM »

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Citizens in Singapore must obtain a license to lawfully possess firearms and/or ammunition; applicants must provide justification for the license, such as target shooting or self-defense. Target shooting licenses permit ownership of a gun, stored in an approved and protected firing range. Self-defense permits are nearly never granted, unless one can justify the 'imminent threat to life that cannot be reasonably removed'. Citizens are not allowed to possess pistols over .32 caliber, or automatic weapons.

Dave Mustane: too dumb to use Google.

It's kinda like Rush saying he'd move to Costa Rica if Obamacare passed.

Except Rush isn't actually as stupid as his public persona.
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Re: Shooting in a Colorado Theater
« Reply #106 on: August 16, 2012, 11:05:40 AM »

This really seems more like a manic episode than an actual political rant.

No, it's actually pretty par for the course for David Mustaine.  He really is the Ted Nugent of thrash metal.
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Re: Shooting in a Colorado Theater
« Reply #107 on: August 16, 2012, 01:53:40 PM »

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Re: Shooting in a Colorado Theater
« Reply #108 on: August 24, 2012, 04:12:30 PM »

Shootout in New York City at Empire State Building

8 wounded, 2 dead, including the shooter. Here's the kicker on this one, though: Those 8 wounded? NYPD's fault.

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Re: Shooting in a Colorado Theater
« Reply #109 on: August 25, 2012, 05:12:48 PM »

I hope this shuts up people who think that we wouldn't have so many violent crimes if everyone were armed.
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Re: Shooting in a Colorado Theater
« Reply #110 on: August 25, 2012, 05:16:49 PM »

I hope this shuts up people who think that we wouldn't have so many violent crimes if everyone were armed.

Nonsense.  The blather du jour is how NEW YORK'S GUN CONTROL LAWS MUST HAVE MADE THIS IMPOSSIBLE RIGHT OH WAIT THEY DIDN'T.
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Re: Shooting in a Colorado Theater
« Reply #111 on: August 26, 2012, 09:13:58 AM »

With a kicker of 'cop gun training is notoriously lax, so of course random civilians would be better'.
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Re: Shooting in a Colorado Theater
« Reply #112 on: August 27, 2012, 02:57:00 PM »

At least they're not covering it up.
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