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Author Topic: Tifa Tan X2  (Read 3627 times)

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fullmooninu

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Tifa Tan X2
« on: October 20, 2011, 11:41:29 PM »
Didn't see this one mentioned, and am just now playing it for the first time.


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By all rules, the Tifatan X games should not be good. Developed by Toushiryoku Laboratory, they're both tributes to Item's Spartan X (more widely known as Kung Fu Master, or just plain Kung Fu), except starring Tifa from Final Fantasy VII. Utilizing retro pixel art graphics, you control Tifa through a variety of side scrolling stages, destroying any enemies that come in her path. You know how the enemies in Kung Fu Master just kinda karate chopped and got their fist stuck in you, somehow draining your life? In Tifatan X, the enemies begin groping Tifa - complete with closeup cut-ins featuring high-res fan artwork - until you break them free. So yeah, it's kind of a hentai game. It's a bit unsettling that a Game Over essentially ends with implied rape, but that's hardly a surprise given the nature of a lot of Japanese porn.

Tifa Tan X2 - Super 4

I think this is free, since i couldnt find a way to buy. Google it for a download.

ps: how do i change the icon on my threads?
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Re: Tifa Tan X2
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2011, 12:43:15 AM »
Giving threads individual icons is no longer supported in the current version of the forum software we use, IIRC. I know, it makes EVERYONE sad.

As for the game, the video does make it look like a solid beat 'em up mechanically but. Well. It doesn't matter if it's mechanically good or not with that kind of theme. I don't really want to give the guy pageviews just because he made the most chauvinistic, belittling game I've seen since high school. To be fair, I don't think I've gone to seek this sort of thing out since then either.

tl;dr nope.avi
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Re: Tifa Tan X2
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2011, 04:45:15 AM »
Is it just me or is that yellow guy everyone's favorite timestopping vampire?
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Re: Tifa Tan X2
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2011, 06:48:43 AM »
well... i like being a chauvinist. Chicks dig chauvinists.

Thank you for the icon info.
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